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if my balls aren't working try unplugging them and then plugging them back in. this is known as "powercycling" my balls
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pig poop on balls dot jay pee gee
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Jul 13, 2016 20:43
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Hell Yeah posted:if my balls aren't working try unplugging them and then plugging them back in. this is known as "powercycling" my balls hard reset my balls
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Jul 13, 2016 20:44
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jump start my balls by hooking them up to a high voltage power source
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Jul 13, 2016 20:44
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We should have evolved the ability to retract them inside the body when fighting enemies.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:45
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everyone shave your balls tonight and lets compare our work
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Jul 13, 2016 20:45
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just checked the weather report it's gonna be hot tomorrow with a chance of my balls
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Jul 13, 2016 20:46
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use a potato peeler to scrape away my scrotum and then jam my balls into a food processor with some oil, garlic, and tabini for a nice hummus you can use fried foreskin pitas
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Jul 13, 2016 20:46
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agreed
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Jul 13, 2016 20:47
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if i dont love you your balls are simply loving despicable if you are reading this i do not love you and will be arriving shortly with pliers and a gas station pocketknife
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Jul 13, 2016 20:50
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Do a Benghazi on my balls A Ballghazi
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Jul 13, 2016 20:52
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the farcical state of my balls, volume ii
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Jul 13, 2016 20:54
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edward snowden leaked my balls
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Jul 13, 2016 20:55
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deez nutz. hah got eem
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Jul 13, 2016 20:58
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if only there was some kind of Final Solution for these balls
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Jul 13, 2016 20:59
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*dons proper eye protection* *fires up welding torch* *smashes your balls with the gas tank*
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Jul 13, 2016 21:01
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my balls are augmented and i can produce a greater volume of more potent semen than regular men, and it weighs as much as molten lead. #futuristicballs
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Jul 13, 2016 21:54
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*slams balls in window sill* does anyone feel a draft?????
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Jul 13, 2016 21:56
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i use my balls as pincushions
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Hell Yeah posted:my balls are augmented and i can produce a greater volume of more potent semen than regular men, and it weighs as much as molten lead. #futuristicballs what is your ejaculatory force lookin' like?
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Jul 13, 2016 21:59
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Moridin920 posted:what is your ejaculatory force lookin' like? 
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Jul 13, 2016 22:09
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my balls are fine it's my dating life that's tragic IRC
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Jul 13, 2016 22:11
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does anyone want to put snow tires on their car and drive it repeatedly over my balls?
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Jul 13, 2016 22:21
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gubmint took my balls and won't give 'em back. obama the worst praysident ayverr
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Jul 13, 2016 22:22
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obama put my balls in a FEMA death camp
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Jul 13, 2016 22:27
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a lot of things have happened to my balls mostly unpleasant things
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Jul 13, 2016 22:27
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I only have 1 ball. The other ran away when it saw op's mom.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:29
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After I towel dry, I like to dangle my balls over the toaster to ensure they are dried fully and properly.
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Jul 13, 2016 22:33
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RaceyBucket posted:I only have 1 ball. The other ran away when it saw op's mom. Everything that's been said already but instead of my balls its this guy's dad's balls before he was born
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Jul 13, 2016 23:04
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I like to declare myself Oberon and my penis puck and my balls love and then rub them into the dreaming eyes of men
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Jul 13, 2016 23:37
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a fun game to play is to roll a mans sack gently back and forth in your hands until he lowers his guard and then yank out a pinchful of pubes and when he yelps apologize profusely and blame it on a hangnail and proceed gently again and repeat your score is the number of hairs removed until he throws you out. 2x if he calls the police, 10x if he marries you
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Jul 13, 2016 23:55
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i spend 99% of my attention during oral searching for clogged pores one time i pushed with two fingers and the sebum popped out with the hair in the center like a candle with wick. you can guess man or woman and u will probably be wrong
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Jul 13, 2016 23:59
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Jul 14, 2016 00:07
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Wtf is sebum
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Jul 14, 2016 00:08
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Serious Frolicking posted:i had a ball like that as a kid. they drained the fluid out and that solved the problem for good. I didn't know that there was such an efficient solution, I've had to drain the fluid out of my balls every day for years now and I still haven't solved the problem for good.
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Jul 14, 2016 00:10
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lost in the woods, deep in the rough, stuck in a sand trap 
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Jul 14, 2016 00:18
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I miss TEAYCHES and his balls
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Jul 14, 2016 00:34
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whoflungpoop posted:a fun game to play is to roll a mans sack gently back and forth in your hands until he lowers his guard and then yank out a pinchful of pubes and when he yelps apologize profusely and blame it on a hangnail and proceed gently again and repeat haha I had a GF like that once, she used to pluck them out one at a time for giggles. Sometimes we'd make a day of it.
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smash my balls together in the large hadron collider
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