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and you forgot ur alone or maybe u knew and maybe you even just ate two dinners even though ur tummy didn't want the second dinner? Life is crazy n dangerous place to be deathly alone in so i hope you stop two dinning the eve away i'm over here got a burger in one hand fat d in the other comforted by the grace of god my wingman always shingin down from the stars in the skies to the stars in my eyes bless
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I just eat in a hall of mirrors so it doesn't get weird
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Jul 13, 2016 23:35
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I've never set a table. I don't even have a table to set. I just put ther stuff straight out of the pot or pan into my bowl and sit down on the floor and eat.
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Jul 13, 2016 23:36
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RobattoJesus posted:I just eat in a hall of mirrors so it doesn't get weird i can't swallow food if i can see the uneven patchiness of my backhair intemingled w whatever i forgot to wipe off my butt
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Jul 13, 2016 23:37
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Jul 13, 2016 23:37
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I just order large pizzas and eat it right out of the box. I don't even own any silverware or dishes tbqh
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Jul 13, 2016 23:38
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remmber the way nobody ever is over weird why did i take out two forks ahah prob just pranking myself caught me slipping meme
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Jul 13, 2016 23:39
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i always reserve a table for two when i eat out and then during the meal i start to cry and tell the waitstaff my wife died and its our anniversary
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Jul 13, 2016 23:39
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a hole-y ghost posted:I've never set a table. I don't even have a table to set. I just put ther stuff straight out of the pot or pan into my bowl and sit down on the floor and eat. ah yes, the superior "japanese style"
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Jul 13, 2016 23:39
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Luvcow posted:i always reserve a table for two when i eat out and then during the meal i start to cry and tell the waitstaff my wife died and its our anniversary a good lifehack 2 get the cake brownie w the sparkler in it
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Jul 13, 2016 23:39
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Eating at the table is weird. I need to be at the computer so I'm not losing precious time I could use to make profits and make my way in the world. While fools are busy "using the good china" I'm out there 'eating up' the market and getting "gainz" in the financial world.
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Jul 13, 2016 23:40
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sorry it's jut well my wife died on this day 2 years ago and it's just..it's ust that..well no you'll think it's stupid..oh you want me to tell oh ok, well she always wanted to c-come here and t-t-try a blooming onion oh free cool ya extra sauce
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Jul 13, 2016 23:40
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I get anxiety eating in front of other people even if the other person is imaginary so no
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Jul 13, 2016 23:41
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i started thinking of a joke post where i have dinner with an anime but now im just going to do it
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Jul 13, 2016 23:43
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treasure bear posted:i started thinking of a joke post where i have dinner with an anime but now im just going to do it sorry i'd like2 comment but i'm just an inner city urban youth and have been warned by moderation extensinvely of the issues i face by pretending i'm in someone else's shoes (presumably made of rice here?)
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Jul 13, 2016 23:45
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absolutely not because it makes no loving sense OP
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Jul 13, 2016 23:46
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:absolutely not because it makes no loving sense OP sometime people mov on but we don't gah blessa
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Jul 13, 2016 23:47
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u ever touch someon's heart?
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Jul 13, 2016 23:56
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I just pile it all on one plate and do mama bird baby bird. 
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Jul 13, 2016 23:56
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I just eat the soup straight out of the pot like a real goon
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Jul 13, 2016 23:57
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treasure bear posted:i started thinking of a joke post where i have dinner with an anime but now im just going to do it enjoy, please post a picture of your date
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Jul 14, 2016 00:13
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Whenever you accidentally set the table for two, that is when I was dining with you -Jesus
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Jul 14, 2016 00:21
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social vegan posted:u ever touch someon's heart?
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social vegan posted:and you forgot ur alone or maybe u knew and maybe you even just ate two dinners even though ur tummy didn't want the second dinner? Life is crazy n dangerous place to be deathly alone in so i hope you stop two dinning the eve away i'm over here got a burger in one hand fat d in the other comforted by the grace of god my wingman always shingin down from the stars in the skies to the stars in my eyes bless lol no i bring my ipad everywhere and pay actresses on 5er to send me videos of them smiling and nodding
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Jul 14, 2016 00:23
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Eat hamburger sandwich and you are all better.
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Jul 14, 2016 00:26
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bring back old gbs posted:lol no i bring my ipad everywhere and pay actresses on 5er to send me videos of them smiling and nodding Protip: asmr artists upload videos of themselves actually eating things, you don't even need to pay. Unless spending money on someone other than yourself for once is part of the charm for you.
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Jul 14, 2016 00:28
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I don't even set the table for myself.
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Jul 14, 2016 00:31
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I order fast food for 2 even though I'm alone, does that count?
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Jul 14, 2016 00:49
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Moon Atari posted:Protip: asmr artists upload videos of themselves actually eating things, you don't even need to pay. Unless spending money on someone other than yourself for once is part of the charm for you. thats what makes it a date 
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Jul 14, 2016 00:51
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i made dinner for me and my girlfriend but we ate in bed because the TV is in the bedroom lol
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Jul 14, 2016 00:53
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Celluloid Sam posted:i made dinner for me and my girlfriend but we ate in bed because the TV is in the bedroom lol Lol how can you eat if ur sleeping nice try bud
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Jul 14, 2016 00:56
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you never know when someone is going to show up for dinner
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Jul 14, 2016 01:45
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I just dump my food on the ground, and eat it off the floor like a goddanned animal.
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Jul 14, 2016 01:59
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you always know if nobody's coming to dinner, ever 
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Jul 14, 2016 02:10
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no dinner is always ready when i come home from my job of fighting crime on a skateboard and my huge titted girlfriend always has my favorite dish hot and ready for me and then i eat it and we make love right there on the table
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Jul 14, 2016 02:11
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Only a matter of time until this too is verboten to speak or imply ill of.
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Jul 14, 2016 02:13
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i got a maple butter blondie once at an applebee's. it was pretty good
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Jul 14, 2016 02:13
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tbh the most troubling part of this picture is the glass of milk
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Jul 14, 2016 02:13
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:tbh the most troubling part of this picture is the glass of milk Not all of us are lactose intolerant.
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Always a sad day when your sexy anime pillow is embarrassed to be seen with you
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