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Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR
Rice Owls: everything is terrible
Last year I had hope, and it was dashed, and now I no longer have hope. We do have a new end zone facility, though, so we have that going for us. Also I might actually get to go to the Rice/Stanford game (we can make a MOB alumni band with... uh... three clarinet players?).

Probable wins: North Texas, UTSA, Prairie View, UTEP
Probable losses: @WKU, Baylor, @Southern Miss, @Louisiana Tech, @Stanford
Toss-ups: @Army, FAU, @Charlotte

Best case: 7-5 (and Army is kind of a stretch since Rice is going to be worse this year and Army is not). A nice vacation to a low-tier bowl game. Rice sneaks into the AAC after Houston leaves for the Big 12.
Worst case: 3-9 (take one of those probable wins and toss it in the dumpster because Bailiff doesn't have them ready to play one day). Bailiff convinces the AD that this is a fluke (it's not) as whatever momentum our new facilities might have provided evaporates.
Likely case: 5-7 (pick one of FAU/Charlotte). Rice's dream of occasionally winning a conference title slips farther and farther away.

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Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

Incoherence posted:

Worst case: 3-9 (take one of those probable wins and toss it in the dumpster because Bailiff doesn't have them ready to play one day). Bailiff convinces the AD that this is a fluke (it's not) as whatever momentum our new facilities might have provided evaporates.
Missed on UTEP and North Texas (both close games), and we took one of my toss-up games against Charlotte. Everything continues to be terrible. Bailiff is still the coach, although evidently next year is bowl game or bust.

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