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I wish the next gritty batman reboot had an evil yoghurt man
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Beef Turret posted:Okay let's see your masterpiece bat drawing then if you're such hot poo poo 🐦
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Jul 14, 2016 19:59
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Bat probably thinks it's in a cavern covered in guano. Might as well just redo the ceiling and the walls to avoid that kind of situation again.
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Jul 14, 2016 20:10
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HaveARottenDay fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Jul 14, 2016 |
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oh, and before you do anything, check to make sure that the bat has gotten its rabies vaccines
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Jul 14, 2016 20:31
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Yo, bat expert here. What species you got? If you're in Florida I'm guessing it could be the Bonneted Bat or some incidental species, but either way you'd be well off just keeping your windows open/making sure the lil' jerkass has a way out when he feels like moving. Blankets and gloves should only be a last resort. Also please don't kill the bat. SSS-type poo poo is all too depressingly-common in the states and there's good reasons behind some of the seemingly-zany wildlife disturbance laws. edit: if that chiropteran was in your home overnight and had access to your room I strongly reccomend you get vaccinated against rabies. Bites can go unnoticed and fevers in your brain are not fun. ChickenHeart fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jul 14, 2016 |
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Jul 14, 2016 21:00
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Notice how the prefix bat- makes everything funny ?
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Jul 14, 2016 21:05
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ChickenHeart posted:Yo, bat expert here. lmao gay hitler already bat-pozzed by rabies
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Jul 14, 2016 21:06
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Gay Hitler as a Florida resident and host of a bat it is your responsibility to get it to a safe house I recommend UF Bat Houses Newins-Ziegler Hall, Gainesville, FL 32603 (352) 846-0643 https://g.co/kgs/Tr1nks
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Jul 14, 2016 21:09
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ChickenHeart posted:Yo, bat expert here. RIP Gay Hitler Dec 11, 2006 - July 2016
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Jul 14, 2016 21:14
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Hey now, you can live with rabies You can go almost a year before your brain is reduced to a pulsing mass of virons and you start acting like an extra in a horror movie (Also there's the Milwaukee protocol, which has a fantastic ~10% success rate!)
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Jul 14, 2016 21:28
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does getting vaccinated after you were already bit work
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Jul 14, 2016 21:30
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I love my dead gay hitler
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Jul 14, 2016 21:31
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Parallax Scroll posted:does getting vaccinated after you were already bit work Sorry, wrong term. You can get treatment before symptoms develop; the sooner, the better. If you suspect you've been bitten at all it's strongly encouraged to get that poo poo put away. Also the treatment involves huge-rear end needles
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Jul 14, 2016 21:35
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Parallax Scroll posted:does getting vaccinated after you were already bit work Yeah as long as you weren't bit in the brain
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Jul 14, 2016 21:35
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Bat's milk is an antidote for Spectrox toxaemia. Milk the bat and sell the milk to neighbouring planets.
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Jul 14, 2016 21:40
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Naerasa posted:Stand Your Ground laws say you can kill the bat if you legitimately think it's a person. No, it also has to be bla...oh right. Yeah, you're good OP. You can shoot it no problem.
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Jul 14, 2016 22:34
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gbs posters are a cowardly and superstitious lot
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Jul 14, 2016 22:41
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i dont know anything about pokemon but im pretty sure shovels are super effective against perched bats
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Jul 14, 2016 22:47
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Say hi to Batholomew, your new best friend. Think of the zany adventures you'll find together!
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Jul 15, 2016 01:26
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Make it bite you and see if you become a vampire/Batman.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:31
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The law might say you can't remove it but there's no law against opening all the windows in your house and then cleaning the grease off your stove with a canned air horn.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:31
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Canned air horn is better than oven cleaner or scotch brite pads for getting burnt grease off a stove top, at least that's what I heard on the Internet.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:32
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Bats are really cool birds.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:38
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have you tried hitting it with a shoe
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Jul 15, 2016 01:41
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Gay Hitler posted:apparently the bat is endangered and its illegal for me to remove it until mid august when bat season ends Call a wildlife rehabilitator and have them come collect the bat. They'll take good care of it.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:48
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Jenner posted:Call a wildlife rehabilitator and have them come collect the bat. They'll take good care of it. a shoe is much easier op dont believe this mans lies
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Jul 15, 2016 01:49
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vols bitch posted:a shoe is much easier op dont believe this mans lies This is bullshit you can't call a shoe.
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Jul 15, 2016 01:59
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Dreddout posted:Make it bite you and see if you become a vampire/Batman. vampiric batman would be op
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Jul 15, 2016 02:37
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bat bites are often painless and sho no symptoms and can spread rabies is 3O going to die of rabies? stay tuned to find out!
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Jul 15, 2016 02:44
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cool i keep praying mantises in the house to eat bugs. less rabies
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Jul 15, 2016 03:00
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ButteCysts posted:bat bites are often painless and sho no symptoms and can spread rabies gay hitler is not, shockingly, three olives he should really namechange to something else to avoid confusion (such as dead gay hitler)
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Gay Hitler posted:i just want to know how the gently caress it got inside. air vents or some sort of wormhole technology are my two leading theories. Bats can get in through very small openings, like the size of a nickle or less. Animal control will kill it to check for rabies because it's possible to get bit in your sleep and never notice.
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Gay Hitler posted:apparently the bat is endangered and its illegal for me to remove it until mid august when bat season ends just open your window christ
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