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All right, it's time. You know how this goes. We do bets and we take punishments as a result of said bets. It's pretty simple. We're not super funny as a whole so just be pretty forthright with it. None of us are May Contain Peanuts (rest his soul) so don't try. INTRUDER IF WE ASK FOR PUNISHMENTS PLEASE DO THEM. Here I'll start it and show off: Forums User 4 Ring Shrimp and I will enter a Mexican Standoff  with regards to the first four regular season games for the New England Patriots. Since Tom Brady is banned from playing due to his cheating, the bet will be thus: If the New England Patriots remain undefeated during that Brady-less stretch, then I will accept a ban. If the are winless during this period, then 4 Ring Shrimp will accept a ban. This is invalid if Tom Brady somehow takes the field during these four games as a player. I think we should also both accept a punishment if they go 2-2 just because.I will also enter into these es:If the Kansas City Chiefs reach the playoffs, I will accept a month long probation, starting immediately after the final game of week 17. If the Kansas City Chiefs reach the AFCCG, I will accept a ban. If the Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl, I will accept a permanent ban. If Kansas City quarterback Alex Smith throws for 24 TDs in the regular season, I will accept a day's probation. If Kansas City quarterback Alex Smith throws for 26 TDs in the regular season, I will accept three day's probation. If Kansas City quarterback Alex Smith throws for 28 TDs in the regular season, I will accept a week's probation. If Kansas City quarterback Alex Smith throws for 30 or more TDs in the regular season, I will accept a month's probation If Kansas City Wide Receiver Tyreek Hill catches a TD in the regular season, I will accept a week's probation. I will accept this probation for every touchdown he catches. gently caress the Chiefs and gently caress Tyreek Hill in particular. I encourage all TFF posters to participate! Have fun! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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to the 4-0, 0-4 challenge. We'll come up with something for 2-2. Also Tremendous Taste and I need a challenge if he's still alive
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Jul 15, 2016 02:06
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Hey I found it. God I'm hungover Hey guys to counter the really stupid everyone on the patriots is great crap I'll take suggestions on what I should do but I guarantee Miamis top 3 receivers will out gain, both yards and touchdowns, new England's top 3 wide receivers
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Jul 15, 2016 16:26
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Why all these Chiefs related toxxes from a Jags fan?
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Hey I found it. God I'm hungover Tom Brady avatar for a year
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Jul 15, 2016 16:31
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Use this pic which I have saved on my phone
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Jul 15, 2016 16:36
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Hey I found it. God I'm hungover When you say "receivers" do you mean actual Wide Receivers? Because that's not exactly a very ballsy bet.
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Jul 15, 2016 16:42
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NC-17 posted:When you say "receivers" do you mean actual Wide Receivers? Because that's not exactly a very ballsy bet. That's what the retarded article claimed - that the patriots have the best wide receivers in the NFL - isn't it?
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Jul 15, 2016 17:11
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If the Giants win the division I will draw Eli Manning pooping on all 3 other teams If the Giants end up in 4th place I will draw vice versa
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Jul 15, 2016 17:12
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Devante/Jarvis is a really scary WR combo hard to think of better ones besides GB and maybe the Skins
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Jul 15, 2016 17:19
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Ah poo poo they actually reference rob in the first freaking sentence. Hm. I'll do the avatar. I'll bet Miamis top 3 receivers beat NEs top 3, tight ends included. Suck it NC 17
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Jul 15, 2016 17:25
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Ehud posted:Use this pic which I have saved on my phone 
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Jul 15, 2016 17:53
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That's definitely my next avatar if I lose And if I win
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Jul 15, 2016 18:02
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Febreeze posted:If the Giants win the division I will draw Eli Manning pooping on all 3 other teams If multiple teams tie and the NFCE sends a winner with 8 wins or less will you draw them all pooping back and forth forever?
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Jul 15, 2016 18:36
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Chichevache posted:If multiple teams tie and the NFCE sends a winner with 8 wins or less will you draw them all pooping back and forth forever? A circle of poop where the turd does a circuit endlessly mouth to butt.
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Jul 15, 2016 19:37
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Intruder posted:Why all these Chiefs related toxxes from a Jags fan? Because gently caress the Chiefs.
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Jul 15, 2016 19:53
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Elephanthead posted:A circle of poop where the turd does a circuit endlessly mouth to butt. The NFCEntipede Blarfk fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jul 15, 2016 |
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Jul 15, 2016 19:54
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It's 2016.
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Jul 15, 2016 20:00
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:It's 2016. oh oops hah hah. Intruder please fix the title!!!
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Jul 15, 2016 20:11
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Blarfk posted:The NFCEntipede I need this in my life.
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Jul 15, 2016 20:13
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Like you guys could live without my posting. I'm still holding auditions for my 2 PMs a year contest. You could get a personal PM from me, Crazy685.
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Jul 15, 2016 20:24
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Parmesan Basil posted:oh oops hah hah. Intruder please fix the title!!! Adjusted the year
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Jul 15, 2016 20:24
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One of the PMs will be Goat Brady, and the other will be of Caleb Sturgis butt
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Jul 15, 2016 20:24
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Intruder posted:Adjusted the year Hahaha
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Jul 15, 2016 20:26
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4 RING SHRIMP posted:
how about a 12 week probation if its 2-2
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Jul 17, 2016 15:44
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That would be terrible 4RS is hilarious
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Jul 17, 2016 20:26
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AAA DOLFAN posted:That would be terrible 4RS is hilarious I agree. I think I have a better option. Starting after week 4 in the case of a 2-2 split: For every game the Patriots lose after week 4, 4RS must make an effortpost (at least 2 paragraphs) in that week's aftermath thread talking poo poo about Rob Gronkowski and how he was the reason the Patriots lost the game. He may make references to other players being poo poo, but only in the context of Gronk loving up or not being good enough to help them win. He must do this no matter how well Gronk played in reality. I realize that there may not be very many losing games for the Patriots, which is why I chose the hardest player to bitch about. For every game the Chiefs win, PB must praise Alex Smith with an effortpost and how he won the game for the team. He may reference other players, but ONLY in the context of an Alex Smith play. PB must do this no matter how badly Alex Smith tried to give the game away. There may be plenty of Chiefs wins, but this is a significantly easier task to accomplish.
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Jul 17, 2016 20:41
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I don't feel right offering opinions on others' without my own, so I'll change that. I'll donate  to the forum if the Chargers retain Mike McCoy after this season.I'll accept a terrible avatar and red text as suggested by others if the Chargers finish in 4th place in their division, and will pay for it myself. While I will be choosing, if there's any dispute about me picking a least bad option, I'll accept moderator intervention. I'll accept a terrible avatar and red text as suggested by others if the Chargers make it to the playoffs this year. Again, paid for by myself. Any avatar + text combo, I will wear until the end of the regular season next year minimum.
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Jul 17, 2016 21:07
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If Mike McCoy is not fired by Week 12 I will donate 50 dollars to the Brain and Behavior Research Foundation in Dean Spanos' name. I will also reenact the SA2K "My health won't allow it" pic down to the look of the room in which said pic was taken
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Jul 17, 2016 22:51
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:If Mike McCoy is not fired by Week 12 I will donate 50 dollars to the Brain and Behavior Research Foundation in Tom Telesco's name. I will also reenact the SA2K "My health won't allow it" pic down to the look of the room in which said pic was taken Praying for Mike McCoy to have a heart attack and die now, so that he's gone but you have to do it anyway.
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Jul 17, 2016 22:53
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I will do a $10 charity bet on the Raiders being over 9.5 wins this season if anyone wants to take the under. Loser sends $10 to the winners choice of charity.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:58
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If the Texans finish below .500 I will make a video of myself smashing my face into a cake or pie or something that says "THE TEXANS SUCK"
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Jul 18, 2016 17:22
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Intruder posted:If the Texans finish below .500 I will make a video of myself smashing my face into a cake or pie or something that says "THE TEXANS SUCK" The point of a toxx is to do something you wouldn't be doing already
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Jul 18, 2016 17:23
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Mel Mudkiper posted:The point of a toxx is to do something you wouldn't be doing already Normally I wouldn't make the video
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Jul 18, 2016 17:24
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Intruder posted:Normally I wouldn't make the video my hotcakehumiliation.com membership says otherwise
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Jul 18, 2016 17:26
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If I switch teams between now and the end of the Steelers' season, I will donate $20 to the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh..
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Jul 18, 2016 17:39
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:If I switch teams between now and the end of the Steelers' season, I will donate $20 to the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh.. If this is cumulative they can build a new wing
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Jul 18, 2016 18:00
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Mel Mudkiper posted:If this is cumulative they can build a new wing Well, I suppose someone has to remain committed to the Steelers.
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Jul 18, 2016 18:02
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Well, I suppose someone has to remain committed to the Steelers. lmao Can we do college FB toxxes here?
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Mel Mudkiper posted:The point of a toxx is to do something you wouldn't be doing already Then He should Toxx himself that if the Texans go under .500 that he will actually enforce toxxes
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