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Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
two jacks = jew tax

no cheese = chones (mexican slang for underwear)

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GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
frock coat

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
leckfast for brunch

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Heynong man

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
And i sit a plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I just found a new one I like.

muck lobsters.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



bike kite

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

strippin chicks

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
sad day, whoa gut

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
so wait this thread isn't about putting spoons up your rear end?

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I felt smart.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Gotta go with the queer old dean.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Shake a tit

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I am not a strong swimmer.

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit
digger nick

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
gently caress my dick, you suck man.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
parable toast

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Chresus Jist

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
^^^
Cheez-Its Crisis!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



caddy's dummiez

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Soundboz posted:

Tale of Two Cities -> Sale of Two Titties

this loving rules hole poo poo

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

Waterslide becomes slaughter ride


Called it
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/waterslide-complaints-surface-kansas-boy-dies-ride-41260818

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
shaking and quivering

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

Champenema posted:

One fine morning when walking a fine horse of Caliph Fabit to the fag-killing tower (horse was gay),
a snarky yongr Mugphhhussffbblahhh asked "Killing again a horse of Fabit? lol?"
"It is a force of habit lmfao!" I ululated in reply

:golfclap:

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Better Nate than lever.

I love that gag, you cunning runts.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
stunning cunts

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Rafia mats, often associated with Italian households

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Shiloh Pitt

GeneralZod
May 28, 2003

Kneel before Zod!
Grimey Drawer
One of the writers on that "Outcast" programme is called Chris Black.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Foe Pee is a Aggot

FBIASSMAN69
Aug 15, 2006

whenever i have to go to the bathroom in public i loudly announce to anyone that is listening that i have to race like a pisshorse, does that count

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Spoons with goons.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
CUMP IS A TRUNT

CUMP 2016
...
"Cump" sound so nasty.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Mat ban.
No mats permitted within Gotham city limits
...
DUM CUMPSTER 2016

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

scott blackula

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
As the man of the house it's your responsibility to provide funny jokes for your family.

*fakeedit* Cunning Stunt

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Spavourite foonerism.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Tig ole biddies

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Sail hatan

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Paste
Aug 26, 2007

dixie whisk

i dunno it sorta works

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