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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
is expectorating.

im so productive.

cilia awaken

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Best thing to quit on?
Writing third lines of haikus

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
The best part is the Folgers in your cup.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i liked the part when i cut off my dick and balls

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

i liked the part when i cut off my dick and balls

you quit your job at the your mom factory? :confused:

Moltke
May 13, 2009

Mozi posted:

you quit your job at the your mom factory? :confused:

he had to turn them in to the retard masturbation company he was working for from home

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
has anyone here quit cigs

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

gently caress da Mods posted:

has anyone here quit cigs

Yes, I have quit them
Many times, so I am pro
Try nic lozenges

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I quit posting in terrible threads.

oh no, relapse!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress da Mods posted:

has anyone here quit cigs

the secret is eating a strangers turds out of a toilet :eng101:

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

gently caress da Mods posted:

has anyone here quit cigs

yeah, now i have sense of smell back after years and i hate it, people smell real bad.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
op, instead of quitting, let's get sausagey

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

the secret is eating a strangers turds out of a toilet :eng101:

I can't help but wonder why this works but it does

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

op, instead of quitting, let's get sausagey

i mean ive already quit man but down to gently caress for sure

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Have you guys ever added sugar to your spit bottle and let it brew for a few months? You end up with a delicious tobacco booze nectar. I haven't been to the doctor once in the six years since I started drinking a cup of that every day.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
sounds like hard living @octoberBlues

hey @octoberblues i do that but with ACV (apple cider vinegar)

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i wish youd quit posting op lmao. freaking owned noob. uninstall life

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

i wish youd quit posting op lmao. freaking owned noob. uninstall life

wow on god's day of rest

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

social vegan posted:

wow on god's day of rest

uh oh

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
@enfield thank you for that burn :D

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lol enfield check tis out:

Wednseday is god's day of breast (hump day like)

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

relapsing and suckin a dick for a weed

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Never seeing your kids again.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i kind of want to stop working but still get paid twice monthly on the regs

i'm thinking lotto tickets? or buy amazon, apple and google stock, i'm pretty sure i can still hop on that bandwagon

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

i kind of want to stop working but still get paid twice monthly on the regs

i'm thinking lotto tickets? or buy amazon, apple and google stock, i'm pretty sure i can still hop on that bandwagon

My friend... have you ever heard of coin pushers???

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

social vegan posted:

lol enfield check tis out:

Wednseday is god's day of breast (hump day like)

hee hee

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I like cigarettes and beer

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

My friend... have you ever heard of coin pushers???

logic tells me that if you just keep putting coins in you're _guaranteed_ to get a payout

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

logic tells me that if you just keep putting coins in you're _guaranteed_ to get a payout

That's what people just don't get! They quit way too soon! If you put in $1,000 worth of quarter at once, just imagine how many quarters will get pushed out!

I shouldn't even be telling anyone this

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well you seem to have the system down - can i just send you a check for $1000 and you can send me back the profits?

also, i'm realizing that this could be the real purpose for a pusher robot

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

wait until you get to the "taste of ammonia & poo poo in the back of your throat" stage

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

the best part of quitting is vaping like a motherfucker. inside? outside? dont matter.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

just kidding the best part of quitting is getting drunk, buying a whole pack of darts and punching every single one outside a pub in two hours

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I wanna know if some of those coins are glued down

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

well you seem to have the system down - can i just send you a check for $1000 and you can send me back the profits?

also, i'm realizing that this could be the real purpose for a pusher robot

Absolutely, I'll telefax you my address.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I wanna know if some of those coins are glued down

I found a guy who has tons of videos about coin pushers with millions of views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLwIOk-0jpc

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I found a guy who has tons of videos about coin pushers with millions of views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLwIOk-0jpc

I got hooked on coin pusher videos for like an hour last night, which is very sad on many levels.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

I got hooked on coin pusher videos for like an hour last night, which is very sad on many levels.

Wait till you watch claw game videos

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
smoking cigs own wish i still did it but i dont want to die.

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