Intruder posted:Brock Osweiler will be no worse than a top 15 QB in the AFC ftfy
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:16 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:23 |
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Intruder posted:Brock Osweiler will be no worse than a top 15 QB the shirts
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:18 |
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Ehud posted:
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:34 |
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I shall call him Bossweiler
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:34 |
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More like Lossweiler
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:39 |
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More like Hossweiler
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:40 |
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By top 15 qb intruder means in Houston history
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 18:46 |
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Nfc east is really bad is my conclusion http://nflplayoffpredictor.com/?L=IzBM5Mo0XW4MZS86qu6Ta4WlZaFXZPGAvDCVfDW0-JzOmsG+GFrLik9zPzoCSrLukqchoIA
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 20:47 |
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NC-17 posted:This is ridiculous. Nah, he'll be desperate to prove himself have have a couple of good games because the defense is worried about OBJ, then he'll make a bad cut and we'll see a man's dreams die on the field
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# ? Jul 28, 2016 22:02 |
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Marshmallow Blue posted:AFC East 7-6 still puts us ahead of the Jets at least, come on now. And if that means 3 ties, then I totally look forward to this season.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 02:44 |
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Flikken posted:Here is what I came up with. I have to ask, why do you have the Hawks doing so poorly? I don't see how they wouldn't slaughter the Eagles in Seattle.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 06:17 |
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as an expert of the NFC East some how they will all finish 8 and 8. Instead of a coin flip they will flip a Romo. If his body holds then Dallas wins it. If not, a no holds barred cage match between the remaining contenders. That team wins the Super Bowl.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 06:52 |
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TeeMerk posted:as an expert of the NFC East some how they will all finish 8 and 8. Naw, they will have a precog determine if the Pats are in the Super Bowl. If so, the Giants go forth and win the Super Bowl. If not, then its a 3 way rock paper scissor to determine the first round exit.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 07:39 |
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Jaguars prediction:code:
Dolphins go 8-8. Titans have top pick in the draft again but retain Malarkey. editing for format lol that was ugly edit2: you know what I like 10-6. The Jaguars lost 6 games by 6 points or less last year (and won 4 games by 6 points or less) but have a way better roster, a second year in their offensive system, and a new defensive coordinator who shouldnt be The Absolute Worst In The League at calling the defense on third downs. AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Jul 29, 2016 |
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Bort Bortles posted:Titans have top pick in the draft again but retain Malarkey. The worst timeline
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 18:52 |
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Flikken posted:Here is what I came up with. you have the giants going 8-2 outside of the NFC East?
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 19:50 |
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Bort Bortles posted:Jaguars prediction: The Jaguars are going to stink but have just enough shine that Bradley gets another extension, then sink into the abyss in the subsequent years Also Bill O'Brien is the best coach in the AFCS. The Colts had the best coach but out of guilt had to let him leave for Arizona
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 19:55 |
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Intruder posted:The Jaguars are going to stink but have just enough shine that Bradley gets another extension, then sink into the abyss in the subsequent years Bradley is a miracle Worker considering that the team has yet to quit on him when said team has been a trash heap for 5+ years running and has had no star power to lean on or be excited about for that whole time frame. I dont think it is possible for the team to both stink but shine enough for Bradley to stick around. I really think the Offense should maintain continuity so I dont want to see Olsen go regardless of what happens to Bradley, but we all know what happens when there is a new HC.
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 20:06 |
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Rick Smith isn't terrible. He found JJ Watt at 11 and DeAndre Hopkins, Kareem Jackson, Duane Brown and Whitney Mercilus all at the back end of the first round His second day drafting is kinda woof though
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Intruder posted:Rick Smith isn't terrible. He found JJ Watt at 11 and DeAndre Hopkins, Kareem Jackson, Duane Brown and Whitney Mercilus all at the back end of the first round Yeah but there are 7 rounds and Free Agency is a thing.
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No Butt Stuff posted:Yeah but there are 7 rounds and Free Agency is a thing. Notable free agent hits: Danieal Manning, Jonathan Joseph, Cecil Shorts I'd argue, Chris Myers Notable misses: Ed Reed (ouch, also letting Glover Quinn walk), Rahim Moore TBD: Brock Osweiler, Jeff Allen, Lamar Miller The Texans really don't do a whole lot in free agency typically
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 20:12 |
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Rick Smith is a pretty middle of the road GM. Typically hits on his first rounder no matter where he's drafting, struggles with the middle rounds, finds some gems toward the end His first round picks Amobi Okoye (ouch) Brian Cushing Kareem Jackson JJ Watt Whitney Mercilus DeAndre Hopkins Jadeveon Clowney Kevin Smith Will Fuller Fuller it's obviously way too early to say, the jury is still out on Clowney depending on if he can stay healthy. He's definitely a physical beast when he's on the field, but hasn't had an offseason to actually develop his pass rushing moves until this year. The only real bust of the group is Okoye Notable later round picks 3rd: Jacoby Jones (eh) 3rd: Steve Slaton (was really good until he could't stay healthy) 2nd: Connor Barwin 4th: Glover Quinn 5th: James Casey 6th: Brice McCain (was really good until he broke his foot, was never the same after) 2nd: Ben Tate (don't know what happened except maybe The Cleveland Factor) UDFA: Arian Foster 2nd: Brooks Reed 7th: Derek Newton 3rd: Brandon Brooks 4th: Ben Jones 4th: Jared Crick 6th: Chris Jones (never played a game for the Texans, was cut and picked up by the Pats and was good briefly) He's definitely had some high profile misses though. The 2013 draft was BRUTAL Not going to go into the 2014 or 2015 drafts as it's too early really to say for most of the late rounders, but Andre Hal looks legit
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# ? Jul 29, 2016 20:21 |
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Poonerman posted:you have the giants going 8-2 outside of the NFC East? Just think of the writing material Febreeze would have.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 00:46 |
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Alright, I'll do this for real instead of being glib. DEATH FROM BELOW: TENNESSEE EXOTIC SMASHMOUTH PREDICTIONS Game One, Motherfuckers: Vikings - L I know the tradition has been a win for the first game of the season followed by a Trek of Despair, but I don't see Minnesota being bad enough to let that happen. Game Two Lions - W This is where we make that up. Wooooooo. Game Three Raiders - L Game Four Texans - L I believe we can split, but not at their home. Game Five Dolphins - L Though there's weird juju when the Titans face the Dolphins, so maybe W? Let's go L. Game Six Browns - L I don't know know why we can't beat this dumb team, but we can't, hoorah. Game Seven Colts - L It Is Law That The Titans Can't Beat The Colts. Game Eight Jaguars - L Game Nine Chargers - L If this were in Nashville, I'd have it a win, but I don't think Tennessee can beat a bad Chargers team at their home. Game Ten Packers - L A Tarantino film amount of blood. Game Eleven Colts - L It Is Law That The Titans Can't Beat The Colts. Game Twelve Bears - W Game Thirteen Broncos - L The Broncos will use Peter Tebow, Tim's brother, at QB and will still win. Game Fourteen Chiefs - L Game Fifteen Jaguars - L Game Sixteens Texans - L The Texans will be starting Lost Carr Brother Darren at QB and will still win, leaving that extra bitter taste in the mouth going into the offseason. Remember that split? Yeah, it's not happening. The Titans will have a worst record than last year, Mularkey will be retained for the next four years, I won't convert to being a Panthers fan for some reason, the team will finally have the pieces to be good in ten years only for Tennessee to be swallowed by the New Madrid Fault, the end.
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Probably Magic posted:Alright, I'll do this for real instead of being glib.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 03:36 |
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i've got news for you chumps: one of your awful lovely teams is going to lose to the bears
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:20 |
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Bort Bortles posted:I would love to see this happen but there is no way that the Titans and Jaguars do not split their games. There's enough pieces now in Jacksonville that I have a hard time seeing them not beating a team whose brilliant idea of using their good QB is "run all the time." The Bears are in a lovely, unexciting state enough that I could see the Titans pulling off a win. The Bears are going to be real bad, IMO.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:31 |
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Probably Magic posted:There's enough pieces now in Jacksonville that I have a hard time seeing them not beating a team whose brilliant idea of using their good QB is "run all the time." Remember back in 2010 (I believe this was the year) when the Jags were extremely terrible and the Titans had a chance to be a wild card team and they lost to the Jags. Talent doesn't matter we're splitting
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:34 |
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The Bears have quiey gotten better especially on defense and I don't think a Vic Fangio lead defense can ever be overlooked.Metapod posted:Remember back in 2010 (I believe this was the year) when the Jags were extremely terrible and the Titans had a chance to be a wild card team and they lost to the Jags. Talent doesn't matter we're splitting
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 04:37 |
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Probably Magic posted:Alright, I'll do this for real instead of being glib. The Vikings found a way to lose to the loving 49ers in the season opener last year, anything can happen. Especially with exotic smashmouth football Edit: With that said.... Vikings predictions~~~ Game 1: @ Titans -- W 2: vs. Packers -- W 3: @ Panthers -- L 4: vs. Giants -- W 5: vs. Texans -- W 6: ~~Bye~~ -- L 7: @ Eagles -- W 8: @ Bears -- W 9: vs. Lions -- W 10: @ Redskins -- W 11: vs. Cardinals -- L 12: @ Lions -- W 13: vs. Cowboys -- L (I don't know why, I just think Romo might do some poo poo if his collarbone hasn't already exploded) 14: @ Jaguars -- W 15: vs. Colts -- W 16: @ Packers -- L 17 vs. Bears -- W Vikes go 12-4, take the North, and lose out to a loving field goal in the NFCCG again Burginator fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Jul 30, 2016 |
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I won my fantasy league last year so I'm pretty much an expert. Bears: Texans - W Eagles - W Cowboys - L Lions - W Colts - W Jaguars - W Packers - L Vikings - W Bucs - W Giants - L Titans - W 49ers - W Lions - W Packers - L Redskins - W Vikings - W 12-4 Lose first round of the playoffs on a Cutler turnover.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:34 |
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Probably Magic I'm going to give you hope (not your cat) for this upcoming season. The Titans are going to be a very frustrating team to watch on the offensive side of the ball. Mularkey is going to make some dumb decisions and we're probably going to be predictable in certain situations but if the team grinds out the clock consistently well that will allow our defense to be not worn out by the end of the game and be able to be the dominant force it can be. The secondary is still a little thin but by getting rid of griffin and adding rashad johnson and byard should solidify the hole that was there last season. Now let's talk about the best part about the Titans the front 7. The front 7 headlined by Morgan, Rak, Williamson, and Casey is going to wreck havoc on opposing teams in the passing game. Now we both know the rush defense has been an issue over the years but this year it should be better because of the development of DaQuan Jones and drafting Austin Johnson (a real NT holy poo poo!!). The defense is very talented and is coached by Big Dick Lebeau and should give you hope for this season. The Titans are going to be in a lot of close games this season how they finish is to be determined.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 05:37 |
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Bort Bortles posted:a Vic Fangio lead defense can ever be overlooked.
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 06:13 |
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Metapod posted:The Titans are going to be in a lot of close games this season how they finish is to be determined. Vikings, Lions, Dolphins, Browns, both Texans games (I do not believe in Brock), one of the Jag games will be close, and in all honesty, of those, a fluke win will bring Tennessee back to where they were last year, and if Brock is really bad, they could even get a win over. Keep in mind I'd believe in this team a lot more if we weren't committed to the run. I realize I say exotic smashmouth in every one of my posts, but I can't get over it, it's up there with "decided schematic advantage" for me. (drat, have I really talked about my cat on here, jeeze.)
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 06:47 |
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Did you ever think the exotic smashmouth is a decided schematic advantage?
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 20:34 |
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I hate exotic smashmouth because something got hosed up in my brain and I just hear Erotic smash mouth while picturing this gif:
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 22:23 |
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Metapod posted:Did you ever think the exotic smashmouth is a decided schematic advantage? 2016 Titans Coaching Status: Charlie Weis Is No Longer Available
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Kalli posted:I hate exotic smashmouth because something got hosed up in my brain and I just hear Erotic smash mouth while picturing this gif: Erotic smash mouth suck the eggs
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# ? Jul 30, 2016 22:26 |
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Welp I know what I'm posting after every rushing touchdown this season
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Metapod posted:Welp I know what I'm posting after every miserably stuffed run this season
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