2016 NFL Predictions

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MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Darth Brooks posted:

I'm amazed you have the Vikes one game over .500

I'm going to stick to my prediction in the Seattle thread. I think the Vikings might go 13-3 this year. They went 11-5 last year with an O-line so bad that at one point Teddy Bridgewater was tackled by a tackle. They've some solid moves in the offseason. They have a beauty of a new stadium to play in which may of may not affect how they play. Still, it looks nice.

Vikings are the real deal. They are a much better team than Green Bay or Seattle, imo.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 03:33

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:42

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

My 2018 prediction: after two more seasons of not making the playoffs, the Rams finally fire Fisher.

New coach they hire: Jim Harbaurgh.

The Rams won't fire Fisher after this season because they just moved. After another bad season they will fire him to try and aid Geoff's development.

Harbaurgh will be finishing his 4th season at Michigan, which is the longest he's ever stayed at one place.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 16:20

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Let's take a look at the Raider's schedule:

Saints - W
Falcons - W
Titans - W
Ravens - L
Chargers - W
Chiefs - W
Jaguars - W
Buccaneers - W
Broncos - W
Texans - W
Panthers - L
Bills - W
Chiefs - L
Chargers - W
Colts - T
Broncos - W

Raiders going 13-2-1 this season.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 00:14

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Steelers schedule:

@ Washington - W
vs Bengals - W
@ Eagles - W
vs Chiefs - W
vs Jets - W
@ Dolphins - W
vs Pats - L
@ Ravens - W
vs Cowboys - W
@ Browns - W
@ Colts - W
vs Giants - W
@ Bills - W
@ Bengals - L
vs Ravens - W
vs Browns - W

Having a home game vs the Browns is like, the ideal week 16.

Steelers play Ravens week 16.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 20:59

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

CaptainYesterday posted:

@ Raiders - W (Oakland will be good, but not good enough to beat us)

You know the Raiders beat Osweiler last year when he was on a much better team and have improved since last year's team, right?

This is going to be one of those games the Raiders win by 14+.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 19:28

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Metapod posted:

It's not cocky to say the Raiders are going to beat the Texans. It's cocky to say the Raiders are going to beat Texans by 14 or more because the Raiders beat a broncos team lead by Brock by 3

I don't have much faith in Osweiler; I think the Texans are going to lose a lot of games next season. This is a team that went 2-14 two years ago and besides Hopkins they haven't added a lot of (blue chip) talent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4h_3-AbicI

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 00:15

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Ross Angeles posted:

we might not be the best division in the NFL but I think we're gonna be the most competitive. I wouldn't be surprised if all four teams go 3-3 in divisional play

AFCW is the best division in football. Only division that comes close is AFCN.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 05:43

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

axeil posted:

NFC

1. Cardinals (13-3)
2. Panthers (12-4)
3. Packers (11-5)
4. Eagles (6-10)
5. Seahawks (12-4)
6. Lions (11-5)

Should have had the Lions get the #5 seed so that the Eagles could win a playoff game.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 19:07

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Lol Broncos at 12 wins? That defense is incredible but only 4 losses with that schedule hmmm

AFCW plays both south divisions. It wouldn't be surprising if all 4 AFCW teams end up at 8-8 or better.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 21:16

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

MrLogan posted:

Let's take a look at the Raider's schedule:

Raiders going 13-2-1 this season.

Pretty close. I'd like to thank all the haters who doubted me when I said they would win 12 or 13 games this season.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 00:48

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:42

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Genocide Tendency posted:

Being a Seahawk fan blinds you from the glaring truth that your team isn't very good. Where as the Cards should have been one of the 3 best teams in the league.

Frankly I'm just going to blame some Area 51 poo poo on why they suck this year.

Seahawks are average, but the NFC is pretty terrible overall this year.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 03:31

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