My life is hard

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I've got 16 minutes to get to the bar before happy hour ends so I can drink half price all night and my uber driver is 4 minutes away this poo poo is getting down to the wire :sigh:

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

suck my dick you fuckman

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:15

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

It's only a mile and a half away I could probably make it if I ran :sigh:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:15

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Making threads when phone posting is hard cause you can't use awful app :sigh:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:16

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

I could probably make it if I ran

lol gently caress that

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:16

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

lol gently caress that

Dude I know :sigh:

Just got into the uber and he is taking forever to leave :sigh:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:18

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Run little nooner run

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:19

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

shut up nooner

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:19

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

What're you drinking? Your reputation on this robust, not dying, forum, is on the line.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:19

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

His GPS is taking us down a side street that has like 100 stop signs instead of going down the big street where we make a right at the first light :sigh:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:20

Virigoth: Apr 28, 2009; Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......

Nooner posted:

His GPS is taking us down a side street that has like 100 stop signs instead of going down the big street where we make a right at the first light

He must be a former taxi driver

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:20

Blood Shart: Sep 23, 2010

The Uber app has taken control of him and he is going to kill you now.

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# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:21

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Kuato posted:

What're you drinking? Your reputation on this robust, not dying, forum, is on the line.

Probably start with something good like a sculpin and then pound well whiskey and coors light the rest of the night

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:21

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Did you make it nooniepoo?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:21

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

We are 1 left turn away from making it!! But it is Van Nuys Blvd :rip:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:23

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

what kinda happy hour ends at 730

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:23

Pretty Cool Name: Jan 8, 2010; wat

maybe you should stay home and save your money if this is a big issue i dont know just a suggestion

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:23

Virigoth: Apr 28, 2009; Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......

Moridin920 posted:

what kinda happy hour ends at 730

They switched the hours up to throw off the gay terrorists attacking the gay club so they don't die.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:24

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Pretty Cool Name posted:

maybe you should stay home and save your money if this is a big issue i dont know just a suggestion

check out the 🔳

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:25

communist kangaroo: Oct 2, 2006; those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

Did you make it

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:25

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Made it!!!!

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:26

Pretty Cool Name: Jan 8, 2010; wat

Enfield posted:

check out the 🔳

at least i have lots of money i will never spend, very useful

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:27

communist kangaroo: Oct 2, 2006; those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

Well my night is ruined

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:27

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

The bar is totally slammed we are sitting in the back corner restauranty part cause you can't even move by the bar what is going on?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:28

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

it's dinner rush on a friday my dude

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:29

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Nooner posted:

The bar is totally slammed we are sitting in the back corner restauranty part cause you can't even move by the bar what is going on?

the British open tees off in like 4 hours

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:29

Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

Nooner posted:

Made it!!!!

pic pls

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:30

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

and Phil mickelson is winning which fuckjng owns

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:30

Virigoth: Apr 28, 2009; Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......

Nooner posted:

The bar is totally slammed we are sitting in the back corner restauranty part cause you can't even move by the bar what is going on?

Are you sure you aren't at a Turkish coup rally?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:30

naem: May 29, 2011

My life's easy as poo poo right now and I'm so bored

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:32

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Enfield posted:

shut up nooner

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:36

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

pic pls

http://imgur.com/GmizUuO

Confirmed cold one in hand Ahhh yeah

jackyl posted:

the British open tees off in like 4 hours

I almost went golfing after work today but ended up just whackin some balls at the driving range and working on my short game. My driving is getting a lot better but I still can't putt for poo poo :sigh:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 03:37