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Threesomes are good but if you're the one with the dick you have to remember it's not all about you
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SnowblindFatal posted:Ok so this week I've had two threesomes. My main girl was in both, the others were a young chick on the first go and on the second one a middle aged lady with a pussy so loose I could almost fit two fists inside her. Anyway that's besides the point. i agree op youre mom is p loose
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Jul 17, 2016 00:10
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Ive always preferred the two guys two girls arrangement, gives it a competitive angle.
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Jul 17, 2016 00:11
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Threesomes are OK, but I'd probably just enjoy one on one time with someone I'm really interested in. You end up spending more focus on one of the other people anyway. Since having these threesomes is gonna destroy your relationship anyway, you might as well open it up to other people. Then have fun watching her get 3 linear miles of dick while you cruise Tinder and play with your sad little chapstick. criscodisco fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jul 17, 2016 |
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Jul 17, 2016 00:13
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I had a threesome that ended up with one of the girls puking. I think we did it wrong
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Jul 17, 2016 00:21
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Threesomes are a cool life-accomplishment, but much like sex in general are overrated. Congrats op!
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Jul 17, 2016 00:41
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criscodisco posted:. Since having these threesomes is gonna destroy your relationship anyway, you might as well open it up to other people. Sorry about your drama filled life I guess. Been with my lady 7 years and been bringing others into our bed for at least 5 of those years. Then again my girlfriend and I are both bisexual so there's a bit of a utility to it for us. Anyways, just like with one other partner, it's better to establish an ongoing thing with another person/couple than a one night thing honestly.
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Jul 17, 2016 00:48
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I had a mmf thing a ways back and it was meaningless to the point where the drugs that made me horny enough to join only succeeded in making me slam my dick tip first into a muse who made me realize having sex with people i barely care about or dont care about is actively unfun and as i felt my weiner gettin sucked on for what felt like an eternity i basically tapped out, put my pants and shirt on, and left. and never spoke to either of them again. I'm starting to wonder if the protestant Christians have it right wrt monogamy and dating
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Jul 17, 2016 00:48
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JVNO posted:Sorry about your drama filled life I guess. Been with my lady 7 years and been bringing others into our bed for at least 5 of those years. on a scale of "immensely" to "we need scooters to get around walmart" how fat are you
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Jul 17, 2016 00:57
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Well I'm an avid runner but I'm recovering from a mobility impairing injury sustained in the military. So just a little pudgy and out of shape atm. Like 26 BMI I guess.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:01
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satanic splash-back posted:i wish i was even half as cool as the sex havers sharing completely true experiences here
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Jul 17, 2016 01:07
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RaceBannon posted:I had a threesome that ended up with one of the girls puking. I think we did it wrong depends on where you stand with the concept of 'violent facefucking' really right and wrong are always subjective
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Jul 17, 2016 01:11
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the best threesome is you, your sister, her friend, and youre blindfolded
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Jul 17, 2016 01:11
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It seems like someone would be left out
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Jul 17, 2016 01:11
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controversial opinion: sex is good
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Jul 17, 2016 01:12
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lmao if you're a grown rear end adult having your first threesome.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:16
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You're automatically gay if you have a threesome, even if it's MFF.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:18
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General Dog posted:You're automatically gay if you have a threesome, even if it's MFF. yeah and
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Jul 17, 2016 01:19
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hemophilia posted:yeah and Just a disclaimer, the rest is between you and the Almighty
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Jul 17, 2016 01:19
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 Sorry 4 doxing U OP
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Jul 17, 2016 01:20
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JVNO posted:Sorry about your drama filled life I guess. Been with my lady 7 years and been bringing others into our bed for at least 5 of those years. Sure, if you're both bisexual it's off a service agreement and can work fine. I was just speaking of every straight guy straight girl couple I've known who tried and then the relationship melted down. My life's been relatively drama free, been in relationships that were completely open and ones that have been completely closed, both have worked fine for me. I just never expected the open ones to last forever.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:21
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no
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Jul 17, 2016 01:22
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watch me hoverhand these 2 fine ladies
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Jul 17, 2016 01:23
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Honest question if your partner wants to do a simulated rape scenario....how do you do that? A mask was suggested and I was told  Was a poor choice I was also told recreating that scene from revenge of the nerds was also a poor idea.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:50
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Why would you waste your essence on two women? Remember; your precious bodily fluids are sacred. I'm hoping you're only drinking grain alcohol and rain water
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Jul 17, 2016 01:51
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I've done a couple of threesomes, with mixed results. The first experience was definitely the better of the two. I hooked up with a guy in a gay disco, who introduced me to his partner. They'd been together for a few years and really loved each other, but the spark was fading a bit. They decided to liven things up by bringing a third guy into their bed once in awhile. That way, they got some variety without any deception going on, and there would be no jealousy since they could both see everything that was happening. We went to my apartment, and after we all got naked, the more dominant one told me what to do to his partner; "gently caress him good for me, okay?" While I happily and energetically obliged the request, he asked his partner, "does it feel good, baby? Do you like the way he's loving you?" His ecstatic reply was in the affirmative. We sat around talking afterwards, and as I got to know them better, I genuinely liked them. We swapped addresses, and they sent me a nice Christmas card a few months later. My second time was less enjoyable. I only found one of them attractive, and tried to concentrate on him while the other one tried to participate. It was all rather mechanical, and I don't think anyone got much satisfaction from the encounter.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:53
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max4me posted:Honest question if your partner wants to do a simulated rape scenario....how do you do that? 
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Jul 17, 2016 02:23
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I'm in love with the idea of gay threesome partners sending Christmas cards
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Jul 17, 2016 02:25
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ive had many a threesome with ur mom and dad op
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Jul 17, 2016 02:26
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setafd posted:I'm in love with the idea of gay threesome partners sending Christmas cards "Our time was short but our dicks were hard so here's a loving Christmas card!" Alternatively it's always nice when someone stuffs your stocking around the holidays. 
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Jul 17, 2016 02:34
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setafd posted:I'm in love with the idea of gay threesome partners sending Christmas cards It is one of the most adorable anecdotes I've read in my life. 
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Jul 17, 2016 02:56
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Trast posted:"Our time was short but our dicks were hard That's what it should've said, all right! I'm stealing this and selling it to Hallmark for their "one night stand" line of gay greeting cards. You take the prize for Comment of the Day, Trast.
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Jul 17, 2016 02:59
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i think the benefit is having two vaginas ot play with theyll look different a little just like the woman will, so its like a buffet of sex but it also means you have to please the buffet which is just dumb, better off going to Ryan's steakhouse
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Jul 17, 2016 03:00
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in a fantasy world anyway, im too much of a romantic op dont be gross
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Jul 17, 2016 03:03
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how many guys would you need for a full circle
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Jul 17, 2016 03:04
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Eh. They're okay. I think the scientific answer is that any given threesome is equal in quality to the quality of the hottest piece of rear end in the threesome.
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Jul 17, 2016 03:05
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Dave_Indeed posted:Eh. They're okay. History: (1 day ago) threesome porno
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Jul 17, 2016 03:06
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Drunk & Ugly posted:History: I'm actually gorgeous in real life.
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Jul 17, 2016 03:07
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'm actually gorgeous in real life. Oh okay mr adonis show us a pic
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max4me posted:Oh okay mr adonis show us a pic I posted one of some idiot drawing on my face with a sharpie once. It was a thread of hot men but I actually only ranked 7/10 according to the only person that responded to me. I was just trying to be cool, please be friends with me.
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