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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I was *thiisssssssss* close to having a threesome but then one of the girls changed her mind and they had only just made rape illegal so I couldn't push the point home :(

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

MMM threesomes are the only ones that make sense because you've got three dicks and three buttholes, so the math works out. MMF you've got two dicks and only one butthole, MFF you've got one dick and two buttholes.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
What penis haver Wouldn't want two chicks to "worship" his dick?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

VendaGoat posted:

What penis haver Wouldn't want two chicks to "worship" his dick?

"I could have a 3 some, I'm just not into having women worship my cock with their mouths!" -An rear end in a top hat

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

King Possum III posted:

But you're having fun reading about our depravity, aren't you?

I'm actually reading BOOKS, maybe you've heard of them? hmmm? Something to feed my BRAIN, not my butt!

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I've been thinking guys, I'm ok with getting head from a dude thanks to the gays advice earlier, but I'm not sure I can just go have sex with a man. For one...I really like blasting a girl in the rear end. Do dudes do that? Do gay dudes just let you blast them in the rear end?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Boy, let me tell you all about gay rear end blasting

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Do you gotta switch up D suckin' strats based on cut/uncut?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's pretty much what we're known for.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Wicker Man posted:

Do you gotta switch up D suckin' strats based on cut/uncut?

Once it's hard there isn't a lot of difference.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Eww, why would you consort with unshorn savages?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I had them and, while fun, it's mostly just a novelty. Porn and such tries to sell it as the ultimate goal but the best sex, to me, is one-on-one.

That being said, I wouldn't turn one down if everyone was cool with it.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

pm me

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Inzombiac posted:

I had them and, while fun, it's mostly just a novelty. Porn and such tries to sell it as the ultimate goal but the best sex, to me, is one-on-one.

That being said, I wouldn't turn one down if everyone was cool with it.

That's what I was trying to say several pages so but you did it better. It's a fun part of sex that should be experienced when you're young and experimenting. If a threesome fell in my lap I wouldn't object.

But at a point you realize that the best sex is with someone you really care about.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

any goons wanna meet for a threesome? do a little goon experiment, for science of course! :science: i'll do a trip report after so we can close this thread once and for all.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Lpzie posted:

any goons wanna meet for a threesome? do a little goon experiment, for science of course! :science: i'll do a trip report after so we can close this thread once and for all.

Dibs on the butthole!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

dethkon posted:

my favorite 3sum is a dude, another dude, and then ANOTHER dude just going at it with me watching from the closet. Hot!!

As I understand it this is every girl who watches anime's ideal sexual encounter

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Man I haven't had a 3some with 2 dudes in a while I really should fix that.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Wow check out all these posters who had "real" threesomes that totally happened in real life. GBS full of ballers these days.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

loquacius posted:

As I understand it this is every girl who watches anime's ideal sexual encounter

I will never understand why that is, but I stopped trying to figure out anime long ago. Only God can do that.

RedMage129 posted:

Wow check out all these posters who had "real" threesomes that totally happened in real life. GBS full of ballers these days.

I only have Onesomes.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

RedMage129 posted:

Wow check out all these posters who had "real" threesomes that totally happened in real life. GBS full of ballers these days.

It's a thing that people do occasionally and usually don't advertise to their friends and family. Maybe you never went to the right house parties. Nothing in this thread sounds particularly outlandish to me and it happens to be the thread subject. There's not a lot of ballin' that goes into setting up a threesome anyway, as it's usually a couple that seek out a third member, friends who just get frisky one night and never talk of it again or people blasted out of their minds on various substances. There's not a lot of hot studs walking into a bar and just picking up two random chicks. I've never been in a threesome but I have accidentally stumbled into about a half dozen in-progress at various parties. Politely backing away is SOP. I guess I did play Mass Effect that one time while three people had a grope-fest on the same couch. We just sort of chatted occasionally while they nommed on each other and they watched me punch space reporters in the face and poo poo. Was p chill. :shrug:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Pvt.Scott posted:

Whatever, I've been near sex before.

Okay cool. I'm just bitter I didn't get to go through a "play video games in the middle of an orgy" phase in college.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

dethkon posted:

I will never understand why that is, but I stopped trying to figure out anime long ago. Only God can do that.

If your self-esteem is low enough and your upbringing is repressed enough, the idea of any sex involving you or a third party acting as a stand-in for you can be a terrifying prospect, and in gay porn neither of the dudes involved can be seen as an analogue for a female reader :eng101:

of course at least one of said dudes is usually so girly that it's basically a straight romance anyway because a realistic gay relationship is not what yaoi readers are actually looking for

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
are you some sort of yaoi professor or something

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Zzulu posted:

are you some sort of yaoi professor or something

I saw Pick talk about it on GBS a couple times

(she is a yaoi professor)

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Threesomes can be pretty fun, it's when you add a fourth in that poo poo gets everywhere.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

RedMage129 posted:

Okay cool. I'm just bitter I didn't get to go through a "play video games in the middle of an orgy" phase in college.

Hey man, I wasn't invited, I lived there and it didn't bother me. I'm just saying that the ménage à trois thing isn't some sort of fairy tale.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Philthy posted:

Threesomes can be pretty fun, it's when you add a fourth in that poo poo gets everywhere.

p much

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Yes, OP.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its just too many cocks after a certain point

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

loquacius posted:

I saw Pick talk about it on GBS a couple times

(she is a yaoi professor)

pick:yaoi::professor shark:pawgs

naem
May 29, 2011

The only girl who's ever cheated on me kept suggesting threesomes with her girlfriends, it turns out that wanting to have sex with other people is bad for relationships

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
from that post it seems like you kept turning her down

getta loada this jabroni

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

naem posted:

The only girl who's ever cheated on me kept suggesting threesomes with her girlfriends, it turns out that wanting to have sex with other people is bad for relationships

yeah I'm gonna say maybe you should have just had continuous threesomes with all of her friends, maybe that would have helped tame the beast

plus, y'know, you'd get to have threesomes with all of her friends

win-win

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

loquacius posted:

yeah I'm gonna say maybe you should have just had continuous threesomes with all of her friends, maybe that would have helped tame the beast

plus, y'know, you'd get to have threesomes with all of her friends

win-win

Some people aren't into that sort of thing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pvt.Scott posted:

Some people aren't into that sort of thing.

"I don't enjoy having sex" - A Goon

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

numberoneposter posted:

its just too many cocks after a certain point

what a foolish stupid idiotic MORONIC THING TO SAY

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Pvt.Scott posted:

Some people aren't into that sort of thing.

Those people should stop hogging all the girls willing to have threeways with their hot friends :colbert:

naem
May 29, 2011

I think she was angling for an open relationship which I am super not ok with. Like, it's fine we want different things let's break up.

She was shocked too like "but, I'm a hot girl!!"

Then she stalked me for a year good times

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max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dethkon posted:

my favorite 3sum is a dude, another dude, and then ANOTHER dude just going at it with me watching from the closet. Hot!!


I...I dont understand who is watching you from the closet...what is the girl doing?

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