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Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
There's no sour cream on a sushi burrito

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom posted:

Breaking my rule on GBs threads for DGSW here.

Imagine if the whole planet: earth was the burriot. the planet crust is the wrapper and everything inside is the stuffings the molten core is an extra hot sauce.

that sounds pretty good actually

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Microwaves Mom posted:

Breaking my rule on GBs threads for DGSW here.

Imagine if the whole planet: earth was the burriot. the planet crust is the wrapper and everything inside is the stuffings the molten core is an extra hot sauce.

that would be a lot of calories

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
hot sauce is for subhuman scum that have weak rear end taste buds and cant enjoy the flavor of food

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the corner of my yard is starting to reek because of all the pissings

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

hot sauce is for subhuman scum that have weak rear end taste buds and cant enjoy the flavor of food

in my "wet burrito" the sauce is half the reason to eat them. you would puke out of your rear end with joy

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

dad gay. so what posted:

the corner of my yard is starting to reek because of all the pissings

excuse me seņor the op said this thread was to talk about burritos

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

excuse me seņor the op said this thread was to talk about burritos

my bad but im kind of a free wheeler when it comes to posting

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

oh yeah sour cream is key cause the sauce is hot as gently caress

thats the white clouds in earth dude!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

a turd wrapped in newspaper

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm making a hella good burrito in my mind's eye

woah, a beautiful woman just walked into the kitchen

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Shithouse Dave posted:

i know someone who has eaten and enjoyed a ramen burrito. More than once.

Nasty mother right there

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im using my toilet as a burrito and im filling it with poo poo from my rear end in a top hat and im topping it with piss streaming out of my penis fyi. will report back

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

woah, a beautiful woman just walked into the kitchen

her enormous breasts are practically spilling out of her tight dress

hachi machi

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

her enormous breasts are practically spilling out of her tight dress

hachi machi

her nipples are oozing burritos.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Wall Balls posted:

a turd wrapped in newspaper

this is some seriously cutting edge reductionist cuisine that i can only assume will be served in a trendy restaurant

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

her enormous breasts are practically spilling out of her tight dress

hachi machi

sounds like a possible burrito encounter. sniff her cootee

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dad gay. so what posted:

sounds like a possible burrito encounter. sniff her cootee

i'm just trying to make the world's best burrito her but i think she's giving me bedroom eyes

is it hot in here?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i'm just trying to make the world's best burrito her but i think she's giving me bedroom eyes

is it hot in here?

it is now *exposes fully erect boner*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
did someone order a burrito??

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dad gay. so what posted:

it is now *exposes fully erect boner*

dad gay get out of my imagination i'm trying to score here

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

dad gay get out of my imagination i'm trying to score here

my bad

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
wheres the goon from my rice thread who says rice doesn't belong on a burrito

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Pony Incident posted:

wheres the goon from my rice thread who says rice doesn't belong on a burrito

uh. rice has no place in a burrito. you can put it on the side if you want but otherwise gently caress off

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's a burt (that's a lil thing I call them to keep it short and chill) but it's like halve carne and half guac, and maybe a little rice stuffed in but not egregious

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
rice is good on a burrito

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

rice is good on a burrito

lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the reason people put poo poo like rice in a burrito is because they have no integrity. they are selling you a pile of poo poo.


this thread is about actual burritos you stupid scumbags

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

*my eyes snap open and i find myself with a burrito wrapped around my donger like a fleshlight*

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
how about a burrito within a burrito like a burritoception.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

RVWinkle posted:

how about a burrito within a burrito like a burritoception.

Like a Big Mac, but it's a tube. :staredog:

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
industrial grade cement
powdered uranium
some chili garlic sauce a lot more obscure than sriracha
indian (the subcontinent not the native american thing or the usa state) dog balls
some browning grass from my neighbor's unwatered yard
wrapped with cellophane
it has a dratini on it when i Pokemon Go it

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

beef tongue

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ferroque posted:

beef tongue

Only if thay poo poo is deep fried with some salsa Rojo dammmmmmmmn

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
rice and cholua makes good burrito

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Microwaves Mom posted:

thats the white clouds in earth dude!

:aaaaa:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The best burrito is always the burrito u have, because you can't gently caress a burrito u don't have. - Ferris Bueler

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

The best burrito is always the burrito u have, because you can't gently caress a burrito u don't have. - Ferris Bueler

i just want to eat this burrito please dont make it difficult - cameron

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

burrito. burrito. anyone? burrito - ben stein

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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

is this the sequel to burnout paradise because it sounds better already

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