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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Vargs posted:

is this the sequel to burnout paradise because it sounds better already

it can be if you please it

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

alexander hamilton was shot by aaron burrito

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Heres my burrito, though I thought outside the box, and made a more modern burrito if you will:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
anyone who believes cilantro has a place on any food can go gently caress right off up the rear end bitch

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

ChrisHansen posted:

A cheap tortilla wrapped around one of those tubes of discount ground beef.



Microwave for 8 minutes, let sit for 8 monutes, enjoy!

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Iron Prince posted:

anyone who believes cilantro has a place on any food can go gently caress right off up the rear end bitch

did u know? the soapy taste of cilantro is linked to a gene. howevber i think it tastes like soap kinda but also like cilantro and Good, so it is not just genetic inferiority that makes u a philistine

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
put all the bad cilantro gene havers and the lactose intolerant in a camp

on the moon

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the future belongs only to those who can eat burritos with cheese

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I always had so much trouble making Mexican food because I was always like wtf is that flavor at restaraunts and stuff and I was like oh it's cilantro. Cilaaaaaaaaantttrrrooooo. :chef:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

the future belongs only to those who can eat burritos with cheese

cheese dont belong in a 'rriter mister

unless sour cream is a cheese????

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


dude gjetost is amazing

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


for all you vegans / atkins fans out there heres a recipe:

1. drop a few casings of lettuce on the floor
2. eat the lettuce off the floor like a dog

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

im only conjuring a sancho in my mind

meat cheese and sauce baby

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

hmm google is saying sachos have to have lettuce in them. really out of my element here

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
i hosed up, instead of a burrito I wound up thinking of sopes with black beans and all that other crap

just me or does black bean sound pretty raciss?

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

take a wheat tortilla
spread refried beans like butter (heat it slightly)
drop in some black beans
drop in some corn (FU im goin TexMex)
drop in some ground beef (seasoned)
drop in shredded cheese
attempt to close it
realize you will never close it
enjoy

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

the future belongs only to those who can eat burritos with cheese

that is called a quesadilla my dude and is not a burrito. try again.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

darth_pizza posted:

take a wheat tortilla
spread refried beans like butter (heat it slightly)
drop in some black beans
drop in some corn (FU im goin TexMex)
drop in some ground beef (seasoned)
drop in shredded cheese
attempt to close it
realize you will never close it
enjoy

dude not cool

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
the burrito i am thinking of has soft edges

a seemingly demure woman tripping out of a taxi cab

into the rain, she splashes in the puddle on the curb

the dirty water soaks the blue trim of her dress

she doesn't care.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ice cube and pepperoni burrito! :chef:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cherry jello and eggs burrito! :chef:

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
I drop my burrito into a deep fryer to make to true burrito.... The Chimichanga.

Steak Fajitas smoked to medium rare wrapped in a tortilla and dropped into a deep fryer then covered with cheese and sour cream.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

nigga crab pollock posted:

cheese dont belong in a 'rriter mister

unless sour cream is a cheese????

the point is if you cannot handle either/or
1) cilantro
2) dairy

I'm sending you to the camps... the moon camps

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I call it gastrofascism

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tenzarin posted:

I drop my burrito into a deep fryer to make to true burrito.... The Chimichanga.

Steak Fajitas smoked to medium rare wrapped in a tortilla and dropped into a deep fryer then covered with cheese and sour cream.

that sounds pretty good, fatty

www
Aug 4, 2010

burrrrrrr

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

so imagine some kind of alternate reality where you are forced to make a burrito and you have every single element on earth at your disposal. the winner of the contest will become the king.

dont forget about "wet burritos" sauces will count towards your overall score i guess

bye

welcome back. missed ya, ya big lug

i'd make an atomic burrito with real atoms that unlocked the secrets of the universe upon eating

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Iron Prince posted:

anyone who believes cilantro has a place on any food can go gently caress right off up the rear end bitch

A shameful nigga :gibs:

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

put all the bad cilantro gene havers and the lactose intolerant in a camp

on the moon

^^^^^

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
i just made one with peppers that i grew and el yucateco sauce

spicy! tex-mex for life

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im eating a turd rolled in toilet paper

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

im eating a turd rolled in toilet paper

how many ★'s?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

dad gay. so what posted:

im eating a turd rolled in toilet paper

a "homemade" burrito :grin:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I keep rying to think of a burrito, but all I get is soup. Gazpacho, mostly, but also onion soup.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


id eat a burrito with judge ito

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I ate a burrito from baja fresh last night. it was very meh, but it was also free cause i got some $20 gift certificate from uber delivery so me and the slampiece's dinner was free which was cool.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm suing you.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

I ate a burrito from baja fresh last night. it was very meh, but it was also free cause i got some $20 gift certificate from uber delivery so me and the slampiece's dinner was free which was cool.

that is so romantic :love:

nobody has referred to me as their slampiece in quite some time :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JakeP posted:

how many ★'s?

3/5

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
sometimes i wrap myself up in a blanket and pretend i am a burrito having burrito adventures

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