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Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
How comfortable would we be with feelings of cannibalism and necrophilia?

Would we have stories based with gods that did this for punishment or reward?

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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Would fashion have always favored wearing hardhats?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
accounts of cannibalism during history are a fun way to kill the work day but this thread title / subject needs work op

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Hell, I'll gently caress and eat the sky corpse

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Are they human bodies or like frogs or bonobos or something

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Are they alive until impact

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

are these bodies created by the sky, or could you be walking one day and suddenly, oh look, there's my cousin falling, guess it was his time to be teleported into the clouds and sacrificed

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I would have lost my virginity before I turned 28 that's for sure OP.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

I would have lost my virginity before I turned 28 that's for sure OP.

Actually, thread over. World peace forever.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

How comfortable would we be with feelings of cannibalism and necrophilia?

Would we have stories based with gods that did this for punishment or reward?

I would hit you in the head with a ball hammer.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

HoboZero posted:

Are they alive until impact

As far as people can tell, they are dead once they start descending

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
let the bodies hit the floor would be like a nursery rhyme r something

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I hadn't considered hardhats. Guess it depends on how often it rains.

There would obvs be a precursor to raining dead people. Maybe clouds of humans?

These are non identified people never within a society on earth. You dont know them. Just human bodies.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op, if u suck my drat balls u will get a protein injection

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

jackyl posted:

op, if u suck my drat balls u will get a protein injection

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
would that technically be cannibalism

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

would that technically be cannibalism

who gives a gently caress a hot load is a hot load

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Would they have been alive until just before they dropped? If I find a dude's corpse in my backyard, I'm not loving it unless it's only been dead for an hour or so, tops.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What if there were people walking around on the sky, but when they looked up they thought we were doing the same thing. :stare:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
its only a matter of time before some dudes imvent helicopters and take a big net up there n scoop em up andd try to resuscitate them in the sky

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
theyd prob use em for fuel who are we kidding

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Are they wearing clothes or will there be old man dongs flapping around everywhere??

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-984048283/the-day-king-hammer-fell-from-the-sky-by-gregory-whitehead

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
hell, the right of passage into manhood would be to just lay out in an open field with your dick pointed skyward until some dead dude's rear end landed on it

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


GORDON posted:

Would fashion have always favored wearing hardhats?

A hard hat isn't going to do much when 150 pounds of human falls on your head at terminal velocity.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Pretty pretty sure Junji Ito beat you to this idea (It's a pretty great story)

http://junjiitomanga.wikia.com/wiki/The_Hanging_Balloons

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
How often are we talking here? Is a drizzle of bodies constantly falling, or is it a once in a blue moon kinda thing? Somewhere in-between?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Thundercracker posted:

Pretty pretty sure Junji Ito beat you to this idea (It's a pretty great story)

http://junjiitomanga.wikia.com/wiki/The_Hanging_Balloons

whoa this dude got anime for days

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Are we just talking a bunch of homunculuses here or like people who once lived like from out of a pussy somewhere? :shrug:

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i would continue to piss in my own mouth

Butthead
May 31, 2011

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Its raining men!!!

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

we would build houses very differently...

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Dreddout posted:

How often are we talking here? Is a drizzle of bodies constantly falling, or is it a once in a blue moon kinda thing? Somewhere in-between?

It's not uncommon to see a corpsiccane. Cadavernado. Necrophoon, depending on the hemisphere.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
If i ate humans and then stopped eating humans because of a drought, would I still get the shakes?

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

hell, the right of passage into manhood would be to just lay out in an open field with your dick pointed skyward until some dead dude's rear end landed on it

Or a woman's. I mean, how else would you know if you were meant to be gay or straight.

naem
May 29, 2011

I work from home opie

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
when it's cold enough to snow, do the people falling freeze and shatter upon impact with the Earth?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Premeditated murders would cluster around the times of bodyfalls, to hide the victim among the flood of corpses.

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I don't like this game :ohdear:

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