In this thread, we are watching Married... with Children

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shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

uhhh.... No Peg

Agreed, get some Peg up in here.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 13:39

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:44

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Anthrax was was on the show and had speaking lines. So was like every 60's hippy rock has-been in the airport episode. There was simply no room for more musical acts.

And it would have been impossible to cast any bikini girls for a grunge/college rock episode so where would the fun be in having Mudhoney or Screaming Trees bringing down the atmosphere for three shooting days?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 16:38

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

Season 8 in random screenshots.

I think they hit more than their grunge quota with Waylon Jennings in flannel.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 17:08

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RVWinkle posted:

Kelly is the best, obviously

I recall there being at least one news story of a fatal shooting over the Kelly-Peg argument. And no that's not a threat, I'm just politely informing you there are different schools of thought.

Also we lost something as a civilization when it no longer became politically correct on evening tv to exclaim "Raise the bimbo its time to limbo!" and rub your neck all over a woman's dangling rear end.

http://i.imgur.com/MtFd6bu.gifv

The televised world will never quite be as raunchy as it was right before internet pornography blanketed the globe.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 17:32

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Good lord Lil' D is awful. Anger is never a music motif that flows well from child stars.

Shoulda taken the Joey Lawrence route and used his debut track to bring some colorful joy into this world via blue-eyed new jack swing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FtI3cmZ38

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 18:12

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You can't tell a good Bundy Lemonade or guys-all-named-Habib joke at some fast paced auctioneers patter.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 18:42

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Super Ninja Fish posted:

Pick an age you're okay with.

Kelly's Metamorphosis

And a variant question for criscodisco:

"Seven" at ~17.5 years of age as he appeared on ST: Enterprise.

Yes or no?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 03:08

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I bet he looked like the dad on Top of the Heap.

Because you apparently like 'em grimed out.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 05:15

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Crowsbeak posted:

I was wondering but has this show ever gotten play in Eastern Europe?

The best pirated version I know of has a Russian dubbed audio track. Every single episode. From what little I've seen of their current television, its was a perfect cultural fit.

The leave the names intact so its a wonderful blur of Russian language followed by a distinct "Bud"

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 23:01

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Chemtrail posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTk-4ThVlKY

No, this rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNVhDzKPevc&t=1120s

Its the Kelly sultry dance routine that could never get past FOX.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 23:53

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I'm going to setup a streaming service that specializes in single-season failed 90's Fox & Cable comedies. I'll call it "What Was That Show With The..." and charge people 9.99 per month to watch episodes of Top of the Heap, Vinnie and Bobby and that show where the entire premise was "strangers own a beachhouse together". My domain name will be my entire SEO spend.

Then I'll do most of my business development by seeding social media with vague questions about lost episodes causing people to half-remember the show, go looking for it online only to find out that I've sewn up all broadcast rights and DMCA'ed every file locker and torrent search result.

Then I'll get rich off the people that forget to cancel the recurring charge.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 00:18

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Bonzo posted:

Does Herman's Head qualify?

Herman's Head will be my Game of Thrones.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 00:21

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Please someone pay pal me $49 so i can lock up the rights to The Edge, Good Grief and Monty.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 00:28

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Pudding Huxtable posted:

I'm now getting buttloads of memories of early 90s FOX shows now. I also remember some other sitcom where it was a varied cast living in a house, one of which was some tubby ultra-sperg who got pity hosed in one episode, and poo poo was just cringey even to my 13 year old self.

That was the show about the beach house. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_the_Shore Thank you for proving out my business model. Please give me your CC number and I'll email you a few URLs.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 00:40

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Who was the vampire?

Her?

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:44

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Drunk & Ugly posted:

what are upper class e. europeans and what do they do

They tell the lower class ones which shopkeepers to threaten and which atm networks to breach.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:48

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I too want to repost old things to this thread.

Here is a look behind the scenes and into the mind & motivations of the sort of 90's Los Angeles rock video girl that would regularly appear on Married With Children.

The "Ohmygod" girl was definitely on the show, probably a few others as well.

Its :nws: