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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If they don't confirm that there really are cop killing black ninjas then gently caress that news conference.

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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:

service guarantess citizenship (if your're white)

I would like to know more!

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

Solice Kirsk posted:

If they don't confirm that there really are cop killing black ninjas then gently caress that news conference.

I only caught about 10 minutes of it and all they revealed was the shooters name and the fact that he was from out of state. And a bunch of bible quotes because is it really the south of elected officials aren't quoting scripture to reporters?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Elendil004 posted:


I realize that he got shot and that's tragic, but how did this motherfucker qualify on a handgun with one eye on the ground and one on the target? He's got extra situational awareness though you gotta admire that.

keepin one eye on the streets

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Can't lasso the Cosmo

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

ethanol posted:

Can't lasso the Cosmo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Someone black box this with "BAAAAM!" please.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Needs more emphasis on his lazy eye. You can barely make it out.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

This is my new favorite pokemon!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Shaocaholica posted:

Needs more emphasis on his lazy eye. You can barely make it out.

drat it, Jim - I'm a poo poo-poster not an artist.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

keepin one eye on the streets

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Maybe the police will think twice before killing black people for no reason now that they are facing retaliation?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
shreve

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009

Zidrooner posted:

Maybe the police will think twice before killing black people for no reason now that they are facing retaliation?
lol

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Horniest Manticore posted:

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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
:rip: for best post in thread

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Zidrooner posted:

Maybe the police will think twice before killing black people for no reason now that they are facing retaliation?

Actually it will be used to disarm civilians so they can't retaliate effectively in the future.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
lol at the idea of any gun restrictions ever passing. NRA will continue to say "aww shucks. :( We stand with our boys in blue!" While gun sales go through the roof like they do after every shooting. Cop killing is drat good for business

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I once shot a man in Red Stick just to watch him die

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Tato posted:

lol at the idea of any gun restrictions ever passing. NRA will continue to say "aww shucks. :( We stand with our boys in blue!" While gun sales go through the roof like they do after every shooting. Cop killing is drat good for business

If only there were a way to cause an anti mass-shooting/gun-control-fantasies that would cause gun sales to go down and guns to be sucked back into the ether from which they came.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Shaocaholica posted:

If only there were a way to cause an anti mass-shooting/gun-control-fantasies that would cause gun sales to go down and guns to be sucked back into the ether from which they came.

A guy sucking bullets out of corpses in a morgue and they come back to life.

Wait that would probably make even more people buy guns

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Zidrooner posted:

Maybe the police will think twice before killing black people for no reason now that they are facing retaliation?

Violence is the only thing that registers in our over saturated lizard brains

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Feb 2, 2009



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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



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freakin millennials and their pokemon go!!!!!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cops are fucks in the south. I'm mostly Caucasian and they're lovely as hell to me, it's like they resent mixies even more because you're almost a good person. :airquote:

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Cops are fucks in the south. I'm mostly Caucasian and they're lovely as hell to me, it's like they resent mixies even more because you're almost a good person. :airquote:
I have noticed that there's a lot of that "you aint from around here are ye son?" (I'm white) kinda attitude but I don't think cops being fucks is exclusive to the south...

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Zidrooner posted:

Maybe the police will think twice before killing black people for no reason now that they are facing retaliation?

Cops are like gamblers staring at a bad hand and itching to double down.

dmos
Mar 17, 2015

Zidrooner posted:

Maybe the police will think twice before killing black people for no reason now that they are facing retaliation?

Hmm ya maybe if a cop fucks up then 500 miles away another cop is murdered soley for his race that will change things for the better.

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dmos posted:

Hmm ya maybe if a cop fucks up then 500 miles away another cop is murdered soley for his race that will change things for the better.

Probably not but it can't hurt to try, not like things could be worse.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I am more surprised it took this long for cop hunters to come out of the woodwork. Looking in from the outside your cops are just unbelievably poo poo no matter the colour of their skin.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Someone put glass in a cops sandwich.

http://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/columbus-police-officer-hospitalized-after-glass-found-in-sandwich

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Shooting is ok but this is cruel

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

unpacked robinhood posted:

Shooting is ok but this is cruel

Dude's never gonna look at sandwiches the same way

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

I think its good and cool when cops use the force Monopoly to protect us from criminals and drug dealers.
The reason that so many people die in the USA is twofold. First, the us in extremely violent as a culture. Everyone has guns. Until i came to the USA, I never saw a real gun. There all the time. Also, death penalty. Also, violent talk and violence as solution. Obviously to protect themselves, cops need to use even more violence. Also they are part of this culture.
Second, the communities in question are even more violent, as Seen by the crime among themselves.

So all this is pretty much by choice, I mean the USA has other advantages such as free markets and being best at war, but this is the downside

Yall shouldnt be so mad what did you expect tbh

I mean you have television commercials about protecting families by shooting brown people in a desert unironically, all this shouldnt surprise you but ok

Haramstufe Rot fucked around with this message at 08:50 on Jul 19, 2016

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
:siren: Black man brutally beaten by white cop in broad daylight in NYC :siren:

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Boner Slaem posted:

I think its good and cool when cops use the force Monopoly to protect us from criminals and drug dealers.
The reason that so many people die in the USA is twofold. First, the us in extremely violent as a culture. Everyone has guns. Until i came to the USA, I never saw a real gun. There all the time. Also, death penalty. Also, violent talk and violence as solution. Obviously to protect themselves, cops need to use even more violence. Also they are part of this culture.
Second, the communities in question are even more violent, as Seen by the crime among themselves.

So all this is pretty much by choice, I mean the USA has other advantages such as free markets and being best at war, but this is the downside

Yall shouldnt be so mad what did you expect tbh

I mean you have television commercials about protecting families by shooting brown people in a desert unironically, all this shouldnt surprise you but ok

How many guns did you see

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


What terrible journalism. If I lived there I'd want to know where that sandwich was made so I could avoid it, just in case they decided they didn't like me.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Unguided posted:

What terrible journalism. If I lived there I'd want to know where that sandwich was made so I could avoid it, just in case they decided they didn't like me.

because it's currently unclear if it was intentional or accidental, and publications are hella cautious of getting sued

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Still seems fair to name it. I don't really want to eat at a place that serves glass whether it was intentional or not.

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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Liar. The Cops got Checkmated.

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