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Celluloid Sam posted:how many teeth don't you have lol you're probably really ugly that's a really mean thing to say, especially to someone who's probably actually really ugly
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3775355&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 OP is nutjob/probably full of poo poo namaste
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Jul 18, 2016 04:08
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Don't even have to read that linked thread to know this woman is hosed up and/or dumb as hell. Ex is Trans and she's surprised that she doesn't wanna gently caress her? Even if it's pegging it's still a chick and if she's a lesbian Trans then why would she want dick and this whole thing is a loving mess. Also some definite sociopathy. You probably are terrible OP. And I'd still probably take a beej from you because that's how easy it is to get dick. So wowowowow you're probably even worse than I think.
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Jul 18, 2016 04:11
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ok I think I get this thread here is my dating profile based on some template some pathetic retard posted earlier: My type: is a girl or dude w/ rockin titties Interests: alcohol Qualities I look for in a mate: alcohol tolerance Racial proference: Who gives a gently caress Best thing about Myself: ALCOHOL TOLERANCE
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Nirvikalpa posted:I was feeling lonesome, so I drove three hours to the middle of meth contry see my ex. When I got there he said he wasn't "comfortable" with the idea of having sex with me. ): I would kill myself
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:Don't even have to read that linked thread to know this woman is hosed up and/or dumb as hell. Ex is Trans and she's surprised that she doesn't wanna gently caress her? Even if it's pegging it's still a chick and if she's a lesbian Trans then why would she want dick and this whole thing is a loving mess. Also some definite sociopathy. You probably are terrible OP. wait now i'm who confused about who has which parts
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Jul 18, 2016 04:21
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I know, it got kinda hosed up, but I'm so progressive that even clarity can't stop me from using correct pronouns
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Jul 18, 2016 04:25
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ArbitraryC posted:In seattle there's a fair amount of gender skew so I'm guessing some guys are pressured into sexual situations they don't really want but for the most part I think it's tacitly accepted so not so much cucking as it is people being bullied into sexual stuff they are uncomfortable with. Haha sounds hilarious Champenema posted:I shoewed up for the LSD sandwiches and now I'm still hungy Once I watched anime with him on LSD but he got scared but was too nervous to tell me drunk asian neighbor posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3775355&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 No my ex is the other ex's ex-bff. It's all true! Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:Don't even have to read that linked thread to know this woman is hosed up and/or dumb as hell. Ex is Trans and she's surprised that she doesn't wanna gently caress her? Even if it's pegging it's still a chick and if she's a lesbian Trans then why would she want dick and this whole thing is a loving mess. Also some definite sociopathy. You probably are terrible OP. Harsh dude. ): Also lesbians play with sex toys all the time. And he told me he was into pegging before. lmao. idk what we would do. I could just dry hump his leg. Cnut the Great posted:wait now i'm who confused about who has which parts i could switch with his penis and he could have my broken garage door opener vagina. lmao
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Jul 18, 2016 04:26
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ok so I found the pictures you posted in like 2 minutes and while you aren't my type at all you are clearly fine looking enough to not have problems finding dudes I think your problem is that you're psychotic and sex obsessed in a weird way. my advice is to be less of that. hope that helps
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Jul 18, 2016 04:29
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oh although this picture of you is kinda weird
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Jul 18, 2016 04:32
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Ruggan posted:oh although this picture of you is kinda weird *urinalpoop* *dolphinsex*
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Cnut the Great posted:wait now i'm who confused about who has which parts I think it's 2 confused gay dudes (genetically) presentation wise I think we're getting a real mixed bag here, maybe two ladies.
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Jul 18, 2016 04:34
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Ruggan posted:ok so I found the pictures you posted in like 2 minutes and while you aren't my type at all you are clearly fine looking enough to not have problems finding dudes i am not psychotic Ruggan posted:oh although this picture of you is kinda weird Did you know goatse died when he shoved a volleyball up his rear end?
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Nirvikalpa posted:i am not psychotic Nope I did not know that thing you just made up.
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Jul 18, 2016 04:36
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Have you tried masturbation OP? It feels good and after you do it, you are 100% less likely to drive three hours to try to get laid.
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Jul 18, 2016 04:36
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Ruggan posted:oh although this picture of you is kinda weird hey, uh, op... I like this one of u... Did you see my dating profile earlier??? pm mE
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Jul 18, 2016 04:39
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Pawn 17 posted:ave you tried masturbation OP?
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Jul 18, 2016 04:40
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Sintax posted:who knows man i might just jerk off instead of posting in this thread any more 
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Jul 18, 2016 04:49
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im masturbatinh
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Jul 18, 2016 04:56
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Nirvikalpa posted:Did you know goatse died when he shoved a volleyball up his rear end? youure full of poo poo i am al ive and well and ahve my ahnd in my butthole right now
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Jul 18, 2016 05:03
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did you ever get spitroast op? if not, why not?
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Jul 18, 2016 05:50
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What hosed up area of the country do you live in?
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Jul 18, 2016 06:01
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Nirvikalpa posted:No he really is that uncomfortable with having sex with me. How disgustingly obese/strung out/both are you op
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Jul 18, 2016 06:12
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Op do you have massive hands?
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Nirvikalpa posted:I was feeling lonesome, so I drove three hours to the middle of meth contry see my ex. When I got there he said he wasn't "comfortable" with the idea of having sex with me. ): My friend drove to Fresno to get laid too. It happens
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Jul 18, 2016 07:13
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All I'm imagining is that OP drove three hours with a bullet vibrator in her panties to have sex with someone with the worst case of meth mouth only to be turned down. Buy a guy a drink or five, he'll stuff your muffin OP. Especially if he's like 50.
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Jul 18, 2016 07:17
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I think people are mistakingly conflating guys that would sleep with you and guys worth sleeping with. OP can't just bone any dude and actually count on getting off.
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Jul 18, 2016 07:23
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it is incredibly easy to find men willing to do absolutely any kind of sexual activity with on the internet and if OP doesn't know this she is 100% legitimately mentally retarded and frankly should not be having sex with anyone ever
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snakeandbake posted:it is incredibly easy to find men willing to do absolutely any kind of sexual activity with on the internet and if OP doesn't know this she is 100% legitimately mentally retarded and frankly should not be having sex with anyone ever ArbitraryC posted:I think people are mistakingly conflating guys that would sleep with you and guys worth sleeping with. OP can't just bone any dude and actually count on getting off.
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Jul 18, 2016 07:48
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I only have sex with super models.
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 i have to put in a minimal amount of effort to find a decent fuckbuddy!?
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ArbitraryC posted:I think people are mistakingly conflating guys that would sleep with you and guys worth sleeping with. OP can't just bone any dude and actually count on getting off. If you only want the unattainable yo out have no right to bitch when you can't get what you want.
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:how fat and/or ugly are you Drove 3 hours. You know the answer:
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coolskillrex remix posted:My friend drove to Fresno Full stop. There is his problem.
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OP do you lack any kind of introspection at all? Like do you not feel like you're the problem when you type a story about how you drove 3 hours and spent 2 days trying to gently caress a methed up troon and failed?
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Ok. Saw picture. Not fat/ugly. Your problem is that you are not acting like an adult. If you wanted sex you know there are at least 3 guys whom you have phone numbers of who will burn rubber to show up at your door step with flowers in an hour. And you are an LA 3. That's not defamatory, that's just how it is. You don't want sex. You don't want "a" relationship. You want your ex back. Abstractly you want ONLY what you want, accept no substitutes. By the way if a guy won't gently caress you when he has before it's because something is off about you generally. Rarely the dude has a code and if he is in another relationship its a desire for monogamy with the new girl. Some other fraction of men get bored easily. These two subpopulations don't overlap. The solution is you need to grow the gently caress up, accept the relationship is over and start looking again. Parallel to new searching, work more on self improvement. Also find a female friend who has older and younger brothers to mentor you, there is a lot you have utterly missed. Edit: forget this. Read further. Problem is you are not normal and healthy mentally. Psychiatrist & psychologist immediately. Namaste. Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Jul 18, 2016 |
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Using craigslist I managed to drive forty minutes AND got laid. The power is yours OP. The secret is to make sure they want to have sex with you before you start driving.
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Most of the guys on To Catch a Predator also drove 3 hours you fuckin perv  a gem
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Shaquin posted:good to see goonic dysfunction does indeed transcend the gender divide. oh yeah OPs that one makes threads about her awkward sexual edginess and posts pics of her and her ugly boyfriend and some other dude and tmi poo poo about her gross neurotic unsexy life like an earnest mirror universe skylark
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I once drove 22 years to get laid, OP.
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