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Sintax posted:Dont think this is gonna satisfy a woman's urge to cuddle or feel secure with another person, or whatever these crazy bitches are looking for- something about wanting to be degraded and loved at the same time who knows man i might just jerk off instead of posting in this thread any more lol The Protagonist posted:did you ever get spitroast op? if not, why not? I wish lmao Trojan.exe posted:All I'm imagining is that OP drove three hours with a bullet vibrator in her panties to have sex with someone with the worst case of meth mouth only to be turned down. He can't drink because of his troon meds Murphy Brownback posted:OP do you lack any kind of introspection at all? Like do you not feel like you're the problem when you type a story about how you drove 3 hours and spent 2 days trying to gently caress a methed up troon and failed? He must be out of my league Helical Nightmares posted:Ok. Saw picture. Not fat/ugly. He is a virgin and we've never hosed. Also not true, i found this cute Jew sissy cvck that i hooked up with while camping before i threw up and blacked out. Too bad he has a gf
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I wish my ex was methed out. I think it would make him less strung out and more horney
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Sheep-Goats posted:If you read her posts in the lady thread you will find out she's really only sexually interested in manipulating guys into stuff they don't want to do. Anything other than that doesn't seem to light a fire under her. What a ho bag.
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Nirvikalpa posted:I wish my ex was methed out. I think it would make him less strung out and more horney Put the meth pipe down and get your life in order, you horrible witch.
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Jul 18, 2016 13:22
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Op id bang the gently caress ouuta ya but im afraid im not a troon.
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I get the feeling OP doesn't want to be banged by anyone who'd want to bang her. ...is this a fetish of some sort?
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88h88 posted:I get the feeling OP doesn't want to be banged by anyone who'd want to bang her. Well, given that she has a self diagnosed trick vag (vaginismus), seems to chase guys that are either transitioning, exes, gay, or completely unattracted to her, or (amazingly!) all of the above I'm going to go with yes. Gotta be the least productive fetish yet; pretty impressive really.
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dethkon posted:Put the meth pipe down and get your life in order, you horrible witch. My ex is like courage the cowardly dog cartoon. He is a dog who lives in the middle of nowhere with his elderly parents and is scared of everything. If he had meth maybe he wouldn't be this way. opus111 posted:Op id bang the gently caress ouuta ya but im afraid im not a troon. Shame Blitter posted:Well, given that she has a self diagnosed trick vag (vaginismus), seems to chase guys that are either transitioning, exes, gay, or completely unattracted to her, or (amazingly!) all of the above I'm going to go with yes. Don't forget the cvcks
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88h88 posted:I get the feeling OP doesn't want to be banged by anyone who'd want to bang her. She doesn't want to be fed, she wants to hunt.
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Hey everybody, OP is a girl. Just thought you should know.
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Midwest meth country, attention whoring and a troon. We got ourselves lucky 7's in this here thread.
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whoflungpoop posted:oh yeah OPs that one makes threads about her awkward sexual edginess and posts pics of her and her ugly boyfriend and some other dude and tmi poo poo about her gross neurotic unsexy life like an earnest mirror universe skylark jesus 
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You can tell how mentally ill someone is by simply noting if they make smilies backwards Ex  vs (: (The latter is hosed up)
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:You can tell how mentally ill someone is by simply noting if they make smilies backwards 
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one time a girl drove an hour to lick my nipples and watch me jack off
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:You can tell how mentally ill someone is by simply noting if they make smilies backwards counterpoint: nooner if thats mentally ill we could all do with being crazy
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Nirvikalpa posted:I was feeling lonesome, so I drove three hours to the middle of meth contry see my ex. When I got there he said he wasn't "comfortable" with the idea of having sex with me. ): So did you end up going to Kathmandu in the end?
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a dog from hell posted:Midwest meth country, attention whoring and a troon. We got ourselves lucky 7's in this here thread. What do we win
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Is working around the word filter against the rules? or was the op put in time out for other reasons? Also I had a chick come to town to screw me, but I wasnt feeling it. The night ended with me dropping her off at her parents house. She decided to bond with me in the car, before she got out by going on and on about her own personal demons crying, and then asking me to kiss her. Human tears are hot and salty.
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I once flew interstate to meet an ex from 5 years earlier because she had to drive 4 days, passing my place on day 3, and she didn't want to do that drive alone, so we drove back together. I didn't go there for sex but because I still cared for her and am a decent person, plus at the time I had nothing better to do. When I got there, she couldn't or didn't want to have sex anyway. The next 3 days were punctuated with the best blowjobs I've ever had in my life, then as a bonus once I got back I realised how bad playing world of warcraft all day every day was in comparison to driving around getting blowjobs all day every day, so I quit WoW.
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i would have sex with my wife op maybe you should get married the sex isn't the hot poo poo when you are 19, but it is satisfactory and gets the job done you know?
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monkey posted:I once flew interstate to meet an ex from 5 years earlier because she had to drive 4 days, passing my place on day 3, and she didn't want to do that drive alone, so we drove back together. I didn't go there for sex but because I still cared for her and am a decent person, plus at the time I had nothing better to do. When I got there, she couldn't or didn't want to have sex anyway. The next 3 days were punctuated with the best blowjobs I've ever had in my life, then as a bonus once I got back I realised how bad playing world of warcraft all day every day was in comparison to driving around getting blowjobs all day every day, so I quit WoW. Mouth is better than guts anyway. I wish I could get blowed all day, everyday. I'm going to marry the next woman I meet who loves blowjobs, doesn't matter what she looks like. SOME PIG fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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How ugly are you OP
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dethkon posted:Mouth is better than guts anyway. I wish I could get blowed all day, everyday. I'm going to marry the next woman I meet who loves blowjobs, doesn't matter what she looks like. I once dated a chick with an oral fixation and I feel like less of a man saying that even though she was amazing at it, it got kinda boring after a while. Let me get up in dem guts holla holla holla holla.
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Nirvikalpa posted:Haha sounds hilarious You can dry hump my leg ne time bebe
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Lol what kind of scrub tier girl can't get hosed?
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88h88 posted:I once dated a chick with an oral fixation and I feel like less of a man saying that even though she was amazing at it, it got kinda boring after a while. You monster! I also dated a girl with an oral fixation, I miss it so much. We broke up, and she gained a bunch of weight, but we remain friends to this day and I often tell her that she is appreciated and a wonderful woman for bringing such joy into the world. I should've worked harder to keep her, but we do get spoiled. It's like the song says- you don't know what you've got till it's gone! Here's some song lyrics for you: "Guts ain't poo poo, head is all that. Why break a sweat when sucking dick's the same effect?" -Pastor Troy
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whats you re guys take on rim jobs
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OP, you aren't a horrible mess in the looks department but you definitely are when it comes to relationships. Like others noted, it does seem like you get off on some sort of sexual control/manipulation. Christ, put some effort in at least trying to have normal sex and then lead into the other poo poo. For what it's worth, I'd throw a loving on you.
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Three hours?? And to think the chicken just crossed the road.
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Pope Mobile posted:Three hours?? And to think the chicken just crossed the road. she's mentally ill and not very smart
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I like the OP's Tumblr: The Best of Social Justice
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what the hell has this thread become OP if you're looking to dress a boy up in girl clothes and pound that twink cvck rear end just come out to SoCal, I've already got me a gf but I can probably hook you up with someone
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Ultimo Hombre posted:OP, you aren't a horrible mess in the looks department but you definitely are when it comes to relationships. Like others noted, it does seem like you get off on some sort of sexual control/manipulation. Christ, put some effort in at least trying to have normal sex and then lead into the other poo poo. mlady
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OP aren't you supposed to be in China and visiting your Indian ex who doesn't see you as relationship material and just wants your gash?
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Tequila Sunrise posted:OP aren't you supposed to be in China and visiting your Indian ex who doesn't see you as relationship material and just wants your gash? But she cant have sex....so wait how did she drive 3 hours to get laid if she cant have sex......my mind is blown
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