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Jeff Sichoe posted:if I was a chick i'd literally just hang out in alleyways suckin dix
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Jul 20, 2016 01:37
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actually i identify as a Nokia Cityman 100 from 1990
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Carmant posted:How ugly are you OP do u bother reading the thread before making awful posts?
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Jul 20, 2016 01:59
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is it true that printer goon killed his self
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Jul 20, 2016 02:13
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the trump tutelage posted:is it true that printer goon killed his self
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I once spent $1600 and flew across the pacific to bang someone and I think OP is a delusional idiot.
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Jul 20, 2016 02:36
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goons sex lives are like the bourne identity or the transporter
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Moridin920 posted:what the hell has this thread become lol sounds good Geniasis posted:So did you end up going to Kathmandu in the end? No i met a sissy cuckold who told me it was a bad idea
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Goons jumping to catch moving trains and lifting off airplanes to have sex with people that don't even like them anymore.. the reason??? Epic mental illness and social awkwardness
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A crowded control room full of international intelligence agents with hot lines to Washington, Moscow, and Beijing dripping sweat as they watch screens with bated breath.. the objective is Goon Sex...
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Jul 20, 2016 03:02
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Goon Love is the Best Love II: Apocalypse
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Jul 20, 2016 04:11
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Nirvikalpa posted:lol sounds good You said your vag is broken but I assume your b hole works normally, correct?
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there's something tragicomic in this juxtaposition
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:Goon Love is the Best Love II: Apocalypse ANIME IS BLOOD posted:there's something tragicomic in this juxtaposition
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3783824 incel guy itt (in this thread) is getting mantrained to hell and back. just go in and peacock. In my experience, women who immediately feel comfortable with someone and don't turn into their mother are chill, also, if you are over 30, you are probably carrying around some emotional and/or physical baggage, the same can be said for people you are probably going to meet, talk about it with them, and if they and you are honest, and you can deal with each others wrong-headedness, go for it. well, that's my goon advice for today. a hole-y ghost posted:goons sex lives are like the clockwork orange or trainspotting yo' welcome staberind fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jul 20, 2016 |
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I used to regularly drive 3+ hours to get laid, because I was dating a girl who lived a couple hundred miles away. The sex was great, but we were both loving other, closer people, so it didn't work out. There were some really good weekends in there, though....
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:there's something tragicomic in this juxtaposition
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staberind posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3783824 Why is that? Is it really that older people know more about themselves and communicate better? I'm not 30 yet, but in my experience the younger girls I've been dating (like 19-22) seem to have MORE hang ups and weird baggage going on then my single friends in their late 20s. Basically I want to make sure that we aren't going to all go crazy when we hit 30...
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dethkon posted:Why is that? Is it really that older people know more about themselves and communicate better? I'm not 30 yet, but in my experience the younger girls I've been dating (like 19-22) seem to have MORE hang ups and weird baggage going on then my single friends in their late 20s. Basically I want to make sure that we aren't going to all go crazy when we hit 30... As a mal adjusted goon i can explain it this way. You mellow out when your older because you ve been there done that. Plus you have time to digest your hang ups/issue devolp coping mechanisms etc. When you are younger and this stuff is new its easier to make mistakes, or have a melt down, especially if you dont know what you want. I had a girl cheat on me, in my youth I was a wreck for two years some friends help me deal with it, now I know what kinda situation I am comfortable with.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:Goon Love is the Best Love II: Apocalypse didn't that thread end with xan raping a girl? lets not do that again.
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I'm confused is physical baggage children or just being really fat?
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If you're 3 hours from meth country why not just drive to have sex with Lowtax instead?????????
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I'm really confused why OP didn't consider doin' the dirty with the ol' 'tax.
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Millennials.
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jon joe posted:I'm really confused why OP didn't consider doin' the dirty with the ol' 'tax. Lady ambiam is lower on the. Utter face scale. Lots of auto correct, but point stands
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jackyl posted:lol if u never jerked off during a boring interstate drive People do this?!
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Crash_N_Burn posted:People do this?! It's not always interstate.
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Crash_N_Burn posted:People do this?! Why else would you get an automatic?
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a dog from hell posted:Midwest meth country, attention whoring and a troon. We got ourselves lucky 7's in this here thread. No this is Appalachian meth country like Child of God
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Why aren't you in China
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Tequila Sunrise posted:Why aren't you in China 
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Nirvikalpa from an E/N thread posted:Here's some backstory: Last year when I was dating my ex, he invited me to go visit his home country India. I convinced my parents to let me go but afterwards he broke up with me. But since I couldn't refund the tickets, I decided to go anyways. The trip actually ended up being super fun, but I didn't try to raise my expectations about getting back together especially since my ex had to do research over the summer. After we got back to the US we spent some more time chilling in Chicago before we had to go home. There my ex confessed that he actually had been dating someone else before he left for India and had signed up for an apartment with her over the summer. So I thought that was the end of it. But after I got home I got a call from ex asking if he could come over and stay with me for the summer. So that ended up being pretty fun. After the school year started he broke up with me, claiming that we had no future together, and recently he found another girlfriend but they're not planning on staying together after graduation next month.
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Tequila Sunrise posted:Why aren't you in China I am. This happened two days before I left. lol
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Most guys give 3+ hours of work to get laid.. they go to work and make 3 hours of wages just to go to dinner, pay for their own meal, then maybe pay for ice cream and still not get that pussy. Driving for 3 hours is a simple notion and not crazy. That being said, in your case: I'm not here to fetish shame but it sounds like you're going to have a difficult life with your fetishes.
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Have you ever considered being a sane person who does sane person things and talks to other sane people
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a hole-y ghost posted:goons sex lives are like the bourne identity or the transporter OP: You, me, a whole lot of oil, and two bike pedals. Are you down?
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I flew cross country to get laid We're married now v  v
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Teikanmi posted:Have you ever considered being a sane person who does sane person things and talks to other sane people yes like posting on GBS
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Nirvikalpa posted:yes like posting on GBS
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