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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'll gently caress you but you gotta come in the side door so you don't wake up grandma is that armpit or ear
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Jul 21, 2016 12:23
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I just ate Frito Pie for the first time ever and its better than sex.
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Jul 21, 2016 12:43
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amityville anus posted:I just ate Frito Pie for the first time ever and its better than sex. Your method of eating pie must be very different from mine
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Jul 21, 2016 12:45
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dethkon posted:Your method of eating pie must be very different from mine It took 2 minutes to microwave and 1 to eat. That's like 2:30 more time spent having it.
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Jul 21, 2016 12:48
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amityville anus posted:It took 2 minutes to microwave and 1 to eat. That's like 2:30 more time spent having it. dude you finished too fast, how is the pie supposed to enjoy it?
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Jul 21, 2016 12:54
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dethkon posted:Your method of eating pie must be very different from mine 
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Jul 21, 2016 13:11
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amityville anus posted:It took 2 minutes to microwave and 1 to eat. That's like 2:30 more time spent having it. I think what he's saying is that he's never had a time where he was having sex and thought "man this is good, but I wish I was eating pie right now"
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Teikanmi posted:I think what he's saying is that he's never had a time where he was having sex and thought "man this is good, but I wish I was eating pie right now" Im trying to say that eating that Frito Pie was better than sex and the whole process lasted 2 minutes 30 seconds longer than sex.
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Jul 21, 2016 13:24
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Golbez posted:I flew cross country to get laid Well being able to fly is one of my criteria for marriage candidates so thanks for validating my expectations.
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Jul 21, 2016 14:03
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So has she finally confessed that she's into pegging pre op MtF transexuals and thats the only reason she drove 3 hours?
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Jul 21, 2016 14:21
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The op is a small asian girl with an impossibly tight vagina. And you goons better fukken back off and leave her alone, cuz she's my girlfriend, I love her, and we're getting married
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Jul 21, 2016 14:43
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dethkon posted:The op is a small asian girl with an impossibly tight vagina.
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Jul 21, 2016 15:47
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Jailbrekr posted:So has she finally confessed that she's into pegging pre op MtF transexuals and thats the only reason she drove 3 hours?
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Jul 21, 2016 15:49
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a hole-y ghost posted:what kind of loving rear end in a top hat gave you that red text? who doesn't want to watch huge explosions?? No idea, I always thought it was a mod who did it.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:13
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Haha! Sex-haver drama stories are always funny. Why are people having sex, or failing, when they could be really productive? Maybe start a garden. Make pottery [not in that scene from 'Ghost' way, either. Just regular pottery that isn't hosed up]. If it weren't for sex we'd have colonies on Mars, already.
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Jul 21, 2016 17:41
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OP, I would gently caress you based on your photos, but my penis is clearly too large for your body type(Asian) Sorry
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Jul 21, 2016 17:50
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Did anyone make a printer joke yet?
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How many printers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Printers don't lead to screwing
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Jailbrekr posted:So has she finally confessed that she's into pegging pre op MtF transexuals and thats the only reason she drove 3 hours? This
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Jul 22, 2016 17:41
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Nirvikalpa posted:This That s a specific fetish op. Like a v thin market out there
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Darth123123 posted:That s a specific fetish op. Like a v thin market out there Luckily 1/2 of Troons are M2F lesbians and another half of 1/2 are sex workers. Yay!
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Do you live in WA?
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It's kind of embarrassing that so many goons keep earnestly responding to this gimmick but I guess she knows her target audience.
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Jul 23, 2016 19:00
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Funky See Funky Do posted:It's kind of embarrassing that so many goons keep earnestly responding to this gimmick but I guess she knows her target audience. she seems to like any/all sorts of attention, goons get to ask/say whatever weird stuff they want, sounds like a win-win to me
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Funky See Funky Do posted:It's kind of embarrassing that so many goons keep earnestly responding to this gimmick but I guess she knows her target audience. it's not a gimmick she really is kinda nutty
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Jul 23, 2016 22:33
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I think the best part of this is the implicit "honey trap" for micropenis goons, desperate for any form of human interaction. Like you say, win/win,
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Jul 23, 2016 22:34
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oh no!! next you're gonna say she's actually a guy!! whn that happens I'm gonna have to delete all my posts 
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It's kind of embarrasing the amount of posts with a frightened mysogynist tone as if any FEMALES on the internet must be handled carefully lest you be pulled into their web of deceipt, but not me, not this guy no way, I dont interact with woman, they cant fool me
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Jul 23, 2016 22:36
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I'd like to be able to say I anticipated someone losing their poo poo to that post but it came as a surprise.
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Sintax posted:It's kind of embarrasing the amount of posts with a frightened mysogynist tone as if any FEMALES on the internet must be handled carefully lest you be pulled into their web of deceipt, but not me, not this guy no way, I dont interact with woman, they cant fool me whoa dude step away from the punkens
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Sintax posted:It's kind of embarrasing the amount of posts with a frightened mysogynist tone as if any FEMALES on the internet must be handled carefully lest you be pulled into their web of deceipt, but not me, not this guy no way, I dont interact with woman, they cant fool me lol
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Kathmandont post anymore
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Jul 27, 2016 03:57
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Have you gotten laid yet OP? Praying for you
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Jul 27, 2016 04:08
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Is it rude to not give her a reacharound while you're stuffing the haemorrhoids back in?
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staberind posted:I think the best part of this is the implicit "honey trap" for micropenis goons, desperate for any form of human interaction. Snap, I didn't even think of that. Clever.
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Jul 27, 2016 05:20
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I saw this movie once about a post op MtF trans and they had special gauged dildos for reaming out their mini-vag. maybe the OP should get into post-ops instead of pre-ops and also antonio banderas was in it.
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Jul 27, 2016 05:22
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Cut your penis off and have a fake vagina stitched out of your inside out testicles
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I guess I've missed a shitload of stuff in this thread, but I stand behind driving to get laid. I drove a lot, and got laid a lot, and I'd do it again if I wasn't married.
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BLARGHLE posted:I guess I've missed a shitload of stuff in this thread, but I stand behind driving to get laid. I drove a lot, and got laid a lot, and I'd do it again if I wasn't married. but you don't have a mental illness
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