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Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
I'm glad my mild sociopathy means I've never done poo poo like this. Had a girlfriend move a few hours away for a year once, she'd always try talking me into driving up for a quick visit, but my inability to know closeness always left me like,"nah, I'll see on my planned visit in a month, you'll live that long without dick"

Like whatever lady, I get bored 30 minutes into this 3 hour car trip, jerk it doing 70 on the interstate, and at about the 32 minute point I'm all outta fire and wondering what the gently caress I'm doing.

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Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

Cnut the Great posted:

wait now i'm who confused about who has which parts

I think it's 2 confused gay dudes (genetically) presentation wise I think we're getting a real mixed bag here, maybe two ladies.

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax

Nirvikalpa posted:

i am not psychotic


Did you know goatse died when he shoved a volleyball up his rear end?

Nope I did not know that thing you just made up.

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