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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
both sexes are fake as gently caress

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
:chloe:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

weak

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


your arms + your joke

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

FuhrerHat posted:

your arms + your joke

bj frank'man is making fun of you for your joke in your own picture, you look very foolish

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lBjHpXvroA

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Keeping yourself fit and in good health.

Total vanity.

Great thread 5

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I can do 3 bicep curl.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Yea pretty much.

If someone stops a lifting routine, soon enough you'll see them for their true and disgusting flabby self.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Now OP, if you said huge biceps are akin to huge baps. I'd be inclined to agree.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP0Nd72s10

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Wtf, no it's not you idiot, it has the useful purpose of making your grip stronger, thus leading to better masturbation

loving idiots never lifted a weight in their life

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

might want to rethink that one chief

but thanks for coming out eh

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
My testicles are in a tremendous amount of pain. I'm really scared and I don't know what to do

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

numberoneposter posted:

might want to rethink that one chief

but thanks for coming out eh

im going to paint your rear end with concealer to cover the damage ive done

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i agree about the people who lift but dont do any kind of competitive sport

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

because sports > *

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
so what is it when women work out ? why does anybody do anything ? is brushing your teeth false advertising cuz we all have loving gingivitis you disgusting animals

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

if you comb your hair you are a loving gentile

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
actually, lifting weights has many benefits besides aesthetics, op

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Gaunab posted:

My testicles are in a tremendous amount of pain. I'm really scared and I don't know what to do

either go to a doctor, or post about it on the internet

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LordArgh posted:

actually, lifting weights has many benefits besides aesthetics, op

I am really good at carrying shopping bags. I think my record is like 16, and there were even tins in there!

Thankyou bicep curls!

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Are big arms really the same as big boobs on chicks?

Like you can have a fat berd who has fat cans and it's all good.

Fat dude who lifts though? Is it comparable?

Because I don't want to diet, just wanna get jacked.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
People who go to school are just like women who wear makeup. They aren't really that smart they're just trying to get laid.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Here's a pity reply OP, good luck with your next re-arrange furniture day

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Gaunab posted:

My testicles are in a tremendous amount of pain. I'm really scared and I don't know what to do

It could be epididymitis. Been rawdoggin' your girl boyfriend in the poop chute?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
yeah and what's the deal with this 'showering' thing , loving vain shallow fucks imo

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
I don't think muscles are fake. They don't wash off. Only way to lose them is be lazy.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


lifting weights gives you actual muscles tho

weights is more the male version of a really good skincare routine, the kind with glycolic acid and snail goo

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

It could be epididymitis. Been rawdoggin' your girl boyfriend in the poop chute?

Sex is for sinners

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I used to go to the local world gym and lift weight bro. At this gym was a big wall that divided one large room full of weights, and it just had mirrors on it. There was some group of morons that would come in with military fatigues on like professional wrestlers and loving scream and slam their weights down like a bunch of babies on steroids. Anyhow, we used to scream like monkeys back from the other side of the wall and one of those dicks would get all mad and waddle over and look angrily around the corner like an angry look would have intimidated anyone into not making fun of them and their stupid beach muscle bodies that will die of a steroid induced heart attack before they ever see their grandchildren born.

They kind of sucked at lifting too. Imagine a typical accountant or dentist that got all swollen up like a tick but still couldn't bench more than 275. If you're on steroids and sold your body up the river and you still need a shirt and blocks for 305 just gtfo forever.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Op is thinking of that oil people inject to look like they have muscles.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
It is weird that people are so unproductive that they have to pay to go to a place and push poo poo around like human hamster toys so they don't melt into shapeless human lumps. Go split some wood, re-shingle a roof, or something actually useful. I mean good for you for getting off your rear end, but why not actually get something done at the same time?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

jimmyjams posted:

both sexes are fake as gently caress

How exactly is that "fake"? What characteristics for attractiveness do you consider to be "real"? Personality ? Success ? Intelligence ?

Buddy, they are all "fake" or even more fake than things like working out and spanx and face paint.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Yes you should reshingle your roof everyday

naem
May 29, 2011

Makeup on girls is very pretty and I want to hump them

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
No op it's tattoos and hair wax

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
lol I should go reshingle a roof? That's what roofers are for.

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
is anything real OP?

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