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Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

Goon trying to validate why they don't work out, great thread.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
women are gay

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I wish it was as easy

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Siva68 posted:

Goon trying to validate why they don't work out, great thread.

:agreed:

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Actually, money is the male version of makeup. The more you have the better you look.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Frankenstyle posted:

It is weird that people are so unproductive that they have to pay to go to a place and push poo poo around like human hamster toys so they don't melt into shapeless human lumps. Go split some wood, re-shingle a roof, or something actually useful. I mean good for you for getting off your rear end, but why not actually get something done at the same time?
None of those things are useful to me. If I wanted to be on disability by the time I was 40 I would start doing roof work.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
shaving your ball hairs is like makeup

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kashuno posted:

is anything real OP?

death

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
applying blush to your balls is like women using makeup

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Frankenstyle posted:

It is weird that people are so unproductive that they have to pay to go to a place and push poo poo around like human hamster toys so they don't melt into shapeless human lumps. Go split some wood, re-shingle a roof, or something actually useful. I mean good for you for getting off your rear end, but why not actually get something done at the same time?

All these things are illegal in the UK unless you have a proper licence from the queen, and it takes 3 years training to get a wood chopper licence.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
putting gobs of gel in your hair like you're about to jerk off your scalp is pretty similar too imo

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

spud posted:

All these things are illegal in the UK unless you have a proper licence from the queen, and it takes 3 years training to get a wood chopper licence.

What about digging ditches, moving furniture, and beating poultry to death with a snow shovel?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

down n out posted:

Actually, money is the male version of makeup. The more you have the better you look.

Truth

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
I just shingled my roof and chopped the head off a chicken. I'm ripped

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

applying blush to your balls is like women using makeup

look i gotta get that rosy tone somhow allright pal

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
great thread op. heh.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
OP I dare you to post this thread in YLLS.

not so certain of your hypothesis now, heh ?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Looking forward to this thread it has a lot of potential

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

jimmyjams posted:

both sexes are fake as gently caress

:yeah:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

down n out posted:

Actually, money is the male version of makeup. The more you have the better you look.

Now this might be true

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

you know women lift weights, too, right?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

psychokitty posted:

you know women lift weights, too, right?

2X the makeup ?! you'll look like a TV News anchor.

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Do you even lift, bro? The male version of makeup is makeup.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Siva68 posted:

Goon trying to validate why they don't work out, great thread.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Decebal posted:

OP I dare you to post this thread in YLLS.

not so certain of your hypothesis now, heh ?

reminder that the current trend in ylls is pegging your pants and wearing mens capris

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Bathing regularly is extremely fake imo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

IF you can't look good by just lying motionless in a dirt trench for months straight... just... I don't even know :rolleyes:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i would say something on how stupid this thread is but i dont want to get probated so

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Luvcow posted:

reminder that the current trend in ylls is pegging

gently caress YEAH

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Breathing? Oxygenates your blood, gives a nice rosiness to your cheeks, lips, and hands...
Real or fake?? Heh... I think you know the answer :rolleyes:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

numberoneposter posted:

i agree about the people who lift but dont do any kind of competitive sport

maybe they just think lifting is the least annoying exercise?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

a hole-y ghost posted:

Breathing? Oxygenates your blood, gives a nice rosiness to your cheeks, lips, and hands...
Real or fake?? Heh... I think you know the answer :rolleyes:

Call me when you evolve anaerobic respiration




scrub

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

fake and gay

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lifting for any reason is good and cool because the alternative is running and gently caress running

naem
May 29, 2011

I like runningg

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

naem posted:

I like runningg

It's a bit boring though. With lifting weights you get the high and sense of accomplishment after every set, imo

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
just try not to ruin your knees and ankles and poo poo, we need you healthy naem

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

naem posted:

I like runningg
one day I'm going to catch up 2 you :twisted:

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Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Where the goon poem about running

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