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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Decebal posted:

It's a bit boring though. With lifting weights you get the high and sense of accomplishment after every set, imo

doesnt matter if its wow or lifting, goons love sperging about big numbers and making the big numbers go up

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naem
May 29, 2011

I just like jogging because I like weazing and sweating and hawking up all my loogies and squeezing my farts out for the day in an socially acceptable manner

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

doesnt matter if its wow or lifting, goons love sperging about big numbers and making the big numbers go up

i wish i could heal my muscles with my big wow healing numbers

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

i wish i could heal my muscles with my big wow healing numbers
Getting back at the bullies and destroying them with the high DPS rogue gank :twisted:

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Luvcow posted:

reminder that the current trend in ylls is pegging

It's not just a trend.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Synthol muscles = Silicone breasts

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

psychokitty posted:

i wish i could heal my muscles with my big wow healing numbers

do ten reps whenever u crit

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Synthol muscles = Silicone breasts
What if you have both??

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

naem posted:

I just like jogging because I like weazing and sweating and hawking up all my loogies and squeezing my farts out for the day in an socially acceptable manner

now this I respect, thank you for the perspective

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

What if you have both??

Fax me

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
HAMLET Let me see.
Takes the skull.
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen.
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

VendaGoat posted:

Synthol muscles = Silicone breasts
gonna give myself massive synthol titties

Barnum Brown Shoes
Jan 29, 2013

Lots of bitch rear end lifters outing themselves here. Smdh

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Keeping yourself fit and in good health.

Total vanity.

Great thread 5

I mean yeah? OP is still stupid though.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

A.Barnum posted:

Lots of bitch rear end lifters outing themselves here. Smdh

you should check out the "swole" thread for some el oh el's

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
The only things swollen in that thread are their egos!!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

the trump tutelage posted:

The only things swollen in that thread are their egos!!

Holy poo poo!!!!!!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
A woman loving dominated me at the gym today without knowing when I had to remove 20lbs from the machine she just left to even move the thing

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

before i got goon disease i could deadlift 185 lbs :shrug:

machines are gay btw

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

unpacked robinhood posted:

A woman loving dominated me at the gym today without knowing when I had to remove 20lbs from the machine she just left to even move the thing

sounds like you should post in the swole thread ya big stud!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I did a push up once

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
If working out/running is sooooo important and beneficial to the body, why are we bombarded with pain signals when we do em ?

check-mate evolution :agesilaus:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

machines are gay btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7qzb3RBb8Q&t=267s

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my butt and legs are powerful from training to win the pedaling competition

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i want money

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

my butt and legs are powerful from training to win the pedaling competition

Can you recommend some of those things cyclists get caught taking to a "civilian"? I'm not participating in any competitions so it's ok

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

paul_soccer10 posted:

i want money

Me too. Feels bad man.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Decebal posted:

Can you recommend some of those things cyclists get caught taking to a "civilian"? I'm not participating in any competitions so it's ok

hidden motors in your bike's frame

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
live on a mountain for a while, drain some blood, then reinject that poo poo when you move back off the mountain

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

live on a mountain for a while, drain some blood, then reinject that poo poo when you move back off the mountain

A bit convoluted, this. I was expecting some substance that let's you clean your house in a flash or something. Maybe more red blood cells ? Can't never have enough of those

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
thats what you do if you dont want to roid out and get a gypsy curse on your balls

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
About to lift. Currently eating two mcdoubles and drinking coffee.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a dog from hell posted:

About to lift. Currently eating two mcdoubles and drinking coffee.

them mcdoubles is mostly wood pulp

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Decebal posted:

Can you recommend some of those things cyclists get caught taking to a "civilian"? I'm not participating in any competitions so it's ok
build a hypobaric chamber chamber in your spare room and sleep in it

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

them mcdoubles is mostly wood pulp

Plus pickles and ketchup.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

http://www.ehow.com/how_7944370_homemade-altitude-chamber.html

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Decebal posted:

If working out/running is sooooo important and beneficial to the body, why are we bombarded with pain signals when we do em ?

check-mate evolution :agesilaus:
I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. Squats gave me an experience beyond limits... pain and pleasure, indivisible.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

them mcdoubles is mostly wood pulp

Real bread isn't good for you, but wood pulp is high in fiber and low in calories.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Knight posted:

I thought I'd gone to the limits. I hadn't. Squats gave me an experience beyond limits... pain and pleasure, indivisible.

Squatting heavy is playing russian roulette with your knees and is for stinky fat goons. Get abs and be sexy and full of joy.

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Is this what made Armstrong champion so many times ? Whatever he took to give him all those wins is what I want

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