WWE Raw is Splitting at the Seams on 7/18/16

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Final guess for Raw GM...Santino's sister Santina.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:02

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:22

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

She can still be heel and he step around her, would be kinda fun if done right.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:09

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

I think they still like him.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:14

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

DeepDickPizza posted:

hahaha they're selling the Smackdown as underdog narrative

It's a pretty good idea since the narrative was halfway there already, and Bryan is the perfect GM for it.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:18

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

VJeff posted:

Okay, if you're gonna be using sixteen of your guys on two matches, what the gently caress else are you gonna do for the rest of this show?

WOO WOO WOO

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:23

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Enzo you always look ridiculous and I love you

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 01:59

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:06

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

lmao E comes out rear end first

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:07

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

CobiWann posted:

As a straight white male Republican, Ghostbusters was loving funny and the kiddo wants to be Kate McKinnon when she grows up.

Well as a Republican, guess you will have to send your daughter to conversion therapy if that's true!

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:22

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

this is fun i like fun

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:33

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Dango Bango posted:

That big boot sell

AJ must tell them to just stiff the hell out of him

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:34

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

VJeff posted:

hhhhhuh.

That was. Really good booking?

It was! AJ pointed out that they weren't as solid of a team and it was that kind of screw up that cost them the match.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:37

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

I really liked it

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:45

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Hell yeah, now this is the main event...GETTEM LONE WOLF

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:52

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Wow Barron Corbin is so good

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 02:54

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

SomeMathGuy posted:

So we're not finding out who Sasha's tag team partner is until said partner gets drafted tomorrow, huh?

Bayley won't be drafted but will be her surprise partner.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 03:01

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Meltzer says 2 women in NXT are getting drafted and one of them is Nia Jax, which is a Bad Idea.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 03:02

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

lol nxt is gonna be a loving wasteland after tomorrow

Not really, they are signing a bunch of the cool cruiserweights. There will be a transition period if Joe comes up too, but will still be lots of talent.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 03:06

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

JT Smiley posted:

No worse than calling up Dana way too early.

Well Dana is at least a sidekick and a foil. Also she's adorable I mean c'mon

Nia will have to impress as a monster heel right away and she's not there yet. She has improved a bunch, but still should be someone's muscle instead of getting a push.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 03:10

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Lana

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 03:12

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

She's wearing camo because Battleground you sillies.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 03:15

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

That series loving owned

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 04:00

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Rhonne posted:

So I missed most of Raw, are they still trying to get us to feel sorry for Roman?

Nobody gives a poo poo about Roman and this Raw has been real good.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 04:03

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

DOUBLE PIN! lol nice

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 04:04

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

I mean it's a silly ending, but there's no good way to do that ending. Otherwise that was a really good match and raw was mostly fun and good.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 04:10

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:22

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Here just enjoy some Sasha and Becky doing Dana impressions

https://twitter.com/HoundsOfPTO/status/755218981305278464

# ¿ Jul 19, 2016 04:18

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