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ya just hit up the bookstore and sequentially ask if you are makin them horny
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Jul 19, 2016 17:34
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as an expedient alternative, hijack a bookmobile
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Jul 19, 2016 17:36
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i wish it was the 70s. i could just go to a roller rink, i enjoy roller skating. these days, you go on a friday night and everyone is under 12.
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Jul 19, 2016 17:45
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build a time machine and cuck Hitler
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Jul 19, 2016 17:48
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be excellent to one another...
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Jul 19, 2016 17:58
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Hmm lets see... Op won't go to a bar and his friends also suck, won't smoke weed due to being a giant fag, and is well aware of the age demographic at the local roller rink. Sounds to me like op is an unsalvageable, insufferable human being, and cannot be helped
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Jul 19, 2016 18:00
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Good luck op, seconding unsolicited dick pics
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Jul 19, 2016 18:01
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ancient chinese war dance wielding the antique dao passed down from your ancestors
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Jul 19, 2016 18:03
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vote ron paul to make anime real
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Jul 19, 2016 18:12
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Kuato posted:On Backpage there are "escorts", they can accompany you to dinner, movies, or whatever, for a nominal fee. I hope this helps Goddamnit Kiato could you BE any more useless?? gently caress just seeing you post in GBS makes me so mad!
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Jul 19, 2016 18:27
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Become a yoga master by watching youtube clips for at least five weeks (no sleeping). Then challenge a yoga instructor for control of his class. BOOM! Now all the yoga ladies are looking to you for spiritual enlightenment. That's an instant ticket to a flexible but gassy sexytown.
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Jul 19, 2016 18:32
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take improv classes
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Jul 19, 2016 18:34
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eat ravioli straight out of the can over your sink, quietly sobbing
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Jul 19, 2016 18:37
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:take improv classes i actually have wanted to, just not any available in my area. there's one group in my area, and i have been on their email list for over a year. like, one workshop and that's it in all that time.
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Jul 19, 2016 18:37
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:I used to play pickup soccer with a group on meetup. Did not meet a lot of women, lot of foreign men though. I think I'm too niche of a person to join one of those new in town 20-30 groups. I cringe at the thought of hanging out with a crew of optimistic extroverts who had affluent parents and supportive peers growing up. What you're describing is alternately called a "fraternity" or "sorority" but you're too old for that now bud.
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Jul 19, 2016 18:42
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25 is too old, accept your fate and buy sex toys.
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Jul 19, 2016 18:52
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put a full page ad in the sunday new york times
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Jul 19, 2016 19:00
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buy the new york times
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Jul 19, 2016 19:03
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Journey into the wilderness and wail at the new moon.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:09
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if you want to meet girls go to jupiter thats where they go, because they are stupiter
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Jul 19, 2016 19:12
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reallivedinosaur posted:if you want to meet girls go to jupiter this is legit because astronauts gently caress
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Jul 19, 2016 19:13
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relationships are things people had in the 50s they don't happen anymore, at best you get conned out of your money so just go to backpage
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Jul 19, 2016 19:14
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A lot of people get a misconception And start drifting in the wrong direction Miss goody two shoe I'll see you later I ain't got time n you ain't nothing but a playa-hater
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Jul 19, 2016 19:16
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:wtf does that even mean? you want me to mop jizz at the community theater for free? ... Why not, you want some woman to mop your jizz for free.
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Jul 19, 2016 19:18
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Step one: log off
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Jul 19, 2016 19:20
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install gentoo
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Jul 19, 2016 19:24
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op try recon: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/recon-gay-fetish-profiles./id346152901?mt=8
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Jul 19, 2016 20:02
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Try getting a hobby OP. For example bird watching. Theres something in bird watching called a "big year" where you see as many birds as you can. Give it a whirl.
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Jul 19, 2016 20:03
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Meet some guys first because it sounds like you need a social network. That will eventually connect you with some girls, or if things get really desperate you can just have sex with the guys.
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Jul 19, 2016 20:07
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Hogge Wild posted:op try recon: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/recon-gay-fetish-profiles./id346152901?mt=8 thanks for this... im about to go.... hogge wild 
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Jul 19, 2016 20:09
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Herpes support group
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Jul 19, 2016 20:11
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They are all at home watching Netflix so just transform yourself into a bottle of red wine and she will ingest you. Alternately:
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Jul 19, 2016 20:15
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ghlbtsk posted:They are all at home watching Netflix so just transform yourself into a bottle of red wine and she will ingest you. everything about it
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Jul 19, 2016 20:17
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You use a dating app.
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Jul 19, 2016 20:17
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Iron Prince posted:thanks for this... im about to go.... hogge wild ayyyyyyy
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Jul 19, 2016 20:20
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Pokemon go would prolly be a decent place to meet people right now, just head to your local park and you'll find huge crowds of people wondering around staring at their phone and you automatically have a free thing in common.
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Jul 19, 2016 20:23
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ArbitraryC posted:Pokemon go would prolly be a decent place to meet people right now, just head to your local park and you'll find huge crowds of people wondering around staring at their phone and you automatically have a free thing in common. hmm if all those people weren't sexless autists you might have something
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Jul 19, 2016 20:26
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Hey baby wanna see my Ekans? 
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learn how to do wheelies and sweet tricks on your BMX
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