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go gay. men are waaaay easier
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Send them your trowwwwwsseeeeerrrrrrrrsssssss! 
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Jul 20, 2016 00:21
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Very carefully op
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Jul 20, 2016 00:27
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Send them your trowwwwwsseeeeerrrrrrrrsssssss! Came to post this!!!
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Jul 20, 2016 00:55
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Al Cowens posted:https://inews.co.uk/opinion/pokemon-go-not-invitation-talk-street/ as other poster said it probably happens but honestly everyone around here is just super friendly and i haven't seen any creepy people get anymore than a hello from the game, considering her name is spelled with a Y, she has a twitter, and she write blogs, 50 percent of every word is poo poo that didn't happen.txt, the other 50 percent could easily be some greasy rear end nerds harassing women (or hitting on them they called it in 1950 you just had to say 'no go away' instead of debating how to describe it online when you get home)
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Jul 20, 2016 01:37
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I came in here to offer advice but you seem really cranky and I suspect there's your problem right there!
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Jul 20, 2016 03:12
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Start running 5Ks - they're currently stuffed with 5-6s that you can level up to 6-7, hell there's probably a couple of 8s under all that cellulite in the crowd. They can't judge fit people for poo poo, you'll be able to fool her into joining your life improvement program as long as you stay 1-2 fitness points ahead of her and watch out for rolling a 20 and getting a blow calf while trying too hard to impress her
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Jul 20, 2016 03:18
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So 5 pages later, nobody has any clue GBS dies a virgin
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Jul 20, 2016 03:44
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Don Tacorleone posted:So 5 pages later, nobody has any clue Excuse me amityville anus posted:Throw a brick at their head
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Jul 20, 2016 03:45
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Women are evil. We're all going to die alone #redpill#realtalk
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Jul 20, 2016 03:46
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If I can get dates/sex off okcupid anyone can. I think you (op) really need to work on finding things that make you happy, women really do gravitate to positive people. Thanks for the 5k idea, always tons of those around Kansas City, and I like running anyway.
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Jul 20, 2016 04:03
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extra stout posted:i am just going to assume you're a shut in who is poo poo posting because no matter how poorly made the game is, the game is popular to the point where even in my little area there are dozens of college girls out with the nerds every day trying to figure out how to play the thing all their stupid friends keep talking about so they don't feel left out ya im sure those nerd boys are getting laid with their pokemons lmao
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Jul 20, 2016 04:12
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hrollins posted:If I can get dates/sex off okcupid anyone can. I think you (op) really need to work on finding things that make you happy, women really do gravitate to positive people. I wish I could use OKCupid. There's like 30 girls on it within 30 miles. I ain't putting myself out there on the interwebs for the chance to potentially interact with 3 attractive girls. I like playing video games and jerking off, they make me happy. Those things have never helped me meet women.
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Jul 20, 2016 07:27
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:I wish I could use OKCupid. There's like 30 girls on it within 30 miles. I ain't putting myself out there on the interwebs for the chance to potentially interact with 3 attractive girls. I like playing video games and jerking off, they make me happy. Those things have never helped me meet women. Move out of the loving sticks, dickhead
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Jul 20, 2016 07:32
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get on good terms with a lady friend or friend-wife and they will make it their personal crusade to hook you up this is the best advice
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Jul 20, 2016 07:39
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either that or go gay
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Jul 20, 2016 07:40
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cover yourself in chocolate. girls love chocolate
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Jul 20, 2016 07:43
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Let me share my fountain of knowledge. KFC, Del Taco, or any slow fast food joint. Go there before it closes and flirt with the depressed ugly girls. Bring some male buds to increase the girls confidence and lowers their defenses. Giving them attention will score you a number, free food, or at least the satisfaction of doing a good deed. Go forth my child and get those girls.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:00
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Y ou are supposed to meet girls on a male-dominated internet forum dedicated to posting memes about being gay (PM me ladies)
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Jul 20, 2016 08:03
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If you don't mind older ladies, gas stations are a gold mine. Also the grocery store cashiers, can be a gamut of damaged goods of young 20 year olds to older gals. There is a 24 year old that draws shadow the hedgehog at my local ridleys. If I was single, I'll target her.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:08
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Try for the single moms OP, pretend to be interested in their children.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:09
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based on my cross country trips if you want to meet pretty girls in small towns go to the local mcdonalds
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Jul 20, 2016 08:09
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What you want to do is be an interesting guy. I'm the biggest goon on land but that hasn't stopped me from being with some really cool women. Just figure out how to be the kind of person people want to talk to, and it's easy from there. Read good articles, find an interesting line of work, have a good story from the last week or so or and a few great ones from a while back. Be somebody.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:22
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katkillad2 posted:Try for the single moms OP, pretend to be interested in their children. Lol, I'm not that desperate. Not interested in those with kids. I can hardly take care of myself, not interested in being a father figure.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:25
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Cowboy Pope posted:What you want to do is be an interesting guy. I'm the biggest goon on land but that hasn't stopped me from being with some really cool women. Just figure out how to be the kind of person people want to talk to, and it's easy from there. Read good articles, find an interesting line of work, have a good story from the last week or so or and a few great ones from a while back. Be somebody. Delivering packages by sailboat is my trade and I read every article that pops up on IGN.com
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Jul 20, 2016 08:26
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You need to learn socially acceptable ways to flirt with people in public. (This often involves prolonged eye contact by both people, looking away and back again) You then need to go be in public areas (work, library, coffee shop) - generally pick areas in line with your interests You then need to learn to talk to people after flirting (you flirt to make sure someone is interested in talking to you) (use the interests and find common ground) You need to establish report with this person, and possibly see them repeatedly (look up "propinquity" we often are friends with people simply because we are around them a lot) You need to do all of this first, along with conforming to many other social / cultural / subcultural norms of your audience (hygiene, language, mannerisms ect...) After all of that try to establish a way of contact outside of the public area (text, email) in order to meet at said public area again. On the second meeting, you could try for a different public area that is similar (maybe one in line with their interests). This usually takes a lot of people their entire early life to learn how to do effectively. There are therapists that specialize in helping people relearn or catch up with this stuff. Suggested reading: How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide by Meghan Doherty, How to Win Friends and Influence People by Daniel Carnegie
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Jul 20, 2016 08:30
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Edgar posted:If you don't mind older ladies, gas stations are a gold mine. Also the grocery store cashiers, can be a gamut of damaged goods of young 20 year olds to older gals. There is a 24 year old that draws shadow the hedgehog at my local ridleys. If I was single, I'll target her. Using the word "target" is creepy AF
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Jul 20, 2016 08:31
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:Delivering packages by sailboat is my trade and I read every article that pops up on IGN.com Wait you're a literal sailor and you haven't figured out that women want to hear that fact? Good god. Women line up out front of the clubs at three in the afternoon around here for fleet week hoping to woo a sailor, and that's just navy chumps.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:34
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Cowboy Pope posted:Wait you're a literal sailor and you haven't figured out that women want to hear that fact? Good god. Women line up out front of the clubs at three in the afternoon around here for fleet week hoping to woo a sailor, and that's just navy chumps. every dude i know that is or was in the navy is gay.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:44
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William Stoner posted:How to Win Friends and Influence People by Daniel Carnegie I've read that. I don't like it. The author sounds like a phony dick I would hate to be around.
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Jul 20, 2016 08:46
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:I've read that. I don't like it. The author sounds like a phony dick I would hate to be around. Life is mostly picking through piles of trash and finding the bits of scrap that are relevant to whatever you're trying to do. I haven't read the book and wouldn't love to go hot air ballooning with Dale either, but remembering somebody's name is still a good thing to do. Asking people about themselves in a fun way will put them at ease while you learn about them, and then they'll be more willing to hear a story of yours and learn about you from that. It looks really weird and offputting when it's written down like that, but all the quotes I've read from that book look more or less like how I've met most of the people I care about. It kind of ties in with what I was saying about being interesting, too. A good conversation is memorable, and you can't build a good conversation with a stranger without building a little bridge first.
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Jul 20, 2016 09:11
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Srs post: do yoga
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Jul 20, 2016 09:15
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You can meet women by ramming your vehicle into theirs on the road. You are almost always guaranteed to get her number that way too.
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Jul 20, 2016 09:34
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Its tinder, op Or if youre weird, okcupid
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Jul 20, 2016 09:43
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Walk around just kind of casually bellowing "BIG DICK COMMIN' THROUGH! WATCH OUT FOR ONE REALLY BIG DICK". Women are turned on by confidence.
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Jul 20, 2016 09:50
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put your face into the glue
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Jul 20, 2016 09:52
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i cant remember how long its been since i have sex or did a touch on a lady. i think its been 9 year
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Jul 20, 2016 09:54
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i think ive lost interest. i dont even masturbateing anymore edit afteur work yesterday i just sat in the corner and stared at the wall until and i went to sleep i dont even remember blinking but i suppose i did
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Jul 20, 2016 09:54
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Do not become addicted to women. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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i was jokeing before. im masturebating right now
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