|
I had to get a scanner and the one I got had this loving book inside the the scan bed. Who the gently caress is this guy? What the hell?     Laugh at this& tell me your amazon stories.
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 15:54
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 09:01 |
|
|
Grats OP you're a millionaire.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 15:58
|
|
|
jon joe posted:Grats OP you're a millionaire. Ih-ma becuum ah cuntry star w theeas just need to break out mah geetar an cuntry hat
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:00
|
|
|
You have in your hand pure unadulterated Southern America. I recommend buying a dulcimer and learning it while eating chicken fried steak and, of course, listening to Hank Williams. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSozIEo-Fuk To answer: I bought an Eames chair knockoff from Amazon. Within the box was not only the chair (which is actually really great/high quality) but also a pretty high quality box cutter and a bunch of random Chinese newspaper. Totally kept the box cutter.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:00
|
|
|
Thin Privilege posted:Ih-ma becuum ah cuntry star w theeas just need to break out mah geetar an cuntry hat Not a joke, OP. You have a very rare book that would sell in auction for literal millions. I recommend calling a lawyer and showing them the gold so you can protect your future money.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:03
|
|
|
Hello my name is Lawrence Q Hammstein and I am representing the estate of Hank Williams. You will destroy those documents immediately or face the harshest punishments.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:06
|
|
|
Be careful, OP. His ghost is known to still be around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2hJLa0T-Sw
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:10
|
|
|
I bought a MacBook and just got this binder with the ports drawn all over it in sharpie and it says P-P-P-PowerBook on the front. I don't know what happened.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:10
|
|
|
often i already forgot what i ordered by the time it shows up so its like a surprise
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:14
|
|
|
that's an awesome bonus, Hank Williams kicks rear end and now you can perform his music
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:19
|
|
|
Blind Rasputin posted:I bought a MacBook and just got this binder with the ports drawn all over it in sharpie and it says P-P-P-PowerBook on the front. I don't know what happened. If you were the guy you'd be way more mad about it plus it had nothing to do w Amazon
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:19
|
|
|
Parallax Scroll posted:often i already forgot what i ordered by the time it shows up so its like a surprise One time I got the FF8 soundtrack FROM JAPAN in the mail. Japan guy who sold it sent a nice letter thanking me 
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:20
|
|
|
Well, that's how they get you. Now you'll have to buy a dulcimer.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:27
|
|
|
gleebster posted:Well, that's how they get you. Now you'll have to buy a dulcimer. what the hell is a dulcimer
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:37
|
|
|
Thin Privilege posted:what the hell is a dulcimer 
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:46
|
|
|
A damsel with a dulcimer In a vision once I saw: It was an Abyssinian maid, And on her dulcimer she played, Singing of
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 16:52
|
|
|
gleebster posted:A damsel with a dulcimer so some southern thing
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 17:11
|
|
|
Hank Williams owns OP. You're a lucky person.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 17:14
|
|
|
blugu64 posted:Hank Williams owns OP. You're a lucky person. you're thinking of andy williams
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 17:18
|
|
|
could been worse you could got a tear in your beer. Or have someone poo poo in it.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 18:06
|
|
|
Lucky Guy posted:you're thinking of andy williams No way dude, Hank Williams is protier drinkin music
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 18:15
|
|
|
hank williams is dope
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 18:16
|
|
|
Moridin920 posted:hank williams is dope Can confirm. Hank Williams knows his poo poo
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 18:20
|
|
|
Amazon quickly and efficiently ships me everything I need and they are very nice. If for some reason I don't get things in time or have complaints they fully refund me and let me keep the item. Not very exciting stories.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 18:22
|
|
|
One time I bought a dumb Warhammer book from an Amazon seller and it never showed up. The seller was pretty responsive and after two weeks decided yeah, the books not coming and we'll never get more copies and gave me a full refund. Then six months later my apartment comes bitched that I had a package that had been sitting in their office for six months. So I got the Liber Chaotica for free. There's my Amazon story.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 18:28
|
|
|
you didn't think to call the office to see if they had a package waiting for you? lol
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 18:47
|
|
|
Not really. UPS or FedEx always left packages at my door. Packages from USPS got dropped off at the office and then the mailman would put a slip in the mailbox saying there was a package in the office. This book was the single deviation from that formula in my entire time there. Also I hated the old ladies who ran the office and they hated everyone. And the book itself was only $20 so it wasn't a pressing financial concern, I guess? EDIT: Or maybe I did check with them it's been like seven years who knows anymore.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:03
|
|
|
Oh fair enough I thought it was one of those big rear end $100 full color spread books or something
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:04
|
|
|
Moridin920 posted:Oh fair enough I thought it was one of those big rear end $100 full color spread books or something Actually, it's like $155 on Amazon nowadays. Come to think of it the main reason I got it was the price because I think it was out of print then too.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:06
|
|
|
blugu64 posted:Hank Williams owns OP. You're a lucky person. You're thinking of Robin Williams.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:09
|
|
|
blugu64 posted:Hank Williams owns OP. You're a lucky person. you're thinking of hank hill
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:25
|
|
|
amazon i counted on your two day shipping now your telling me next tuesday and i got to go out to the store and buy the thing i needed tomorrow which i will have two of now it is handy to have two of something in case one breaks thanks!
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:27
|
|
|
I hate ordering from Amazon anymore. The last time I only bought from them because I had a gift card. Two books, one of which was a particularly nice hardcover book. When it arrived, the packaging was terrible, if it can even be called that. Giant box which was ripped, a few pieces of crumpled brown paper, of course both books were badly dented and damaged. They were nice and send me copies of the books in better packaging the next time with an agreement to send the damaged copies back. Which was cool I guess, but I was definitely annoyed with having to spend an hour on the phone with customer service and then having to go somewhere else to print out a return label because they couldn't be bothered to send me one when I specifically asked them to send me a return label since I don't have a printer. Amazon used to pack things really well but they just don't at all anymore.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:36
|
|
|
i think you should email the author of the book and tell him the story and then post the correspondence in this thread
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:41
|
|
|
scanner? just take a picture of poo poo with your phone.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:42
|
|
|
I think Amazon has secretly discovered teleportation technology. Recently I've been offered the option of FREE same day shipping. So I ordered the item at noon and it was sitting on my porch at 5pm. How do they possibly have the resources to do that?
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:51
|
|
|
ghlbtsk posted:I think Amazon has secretly discovered teleportation technology. You probably live near a distribution center and also they've focusing on growth (fueled in large part by continued capital investment) vs profit which means they very well might not have the resources to do it profitably but they want your business anyway.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 20:58
|
|
|
They deliver on Sundays via usps, which is nice.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 21:00
|
|
|
I get used poo poo all the time. Chaps my rear end.
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 21:02
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 19, 2024 09:01 |
|
|
i get all my clams from clamazon
|
|
#
?
Jul 20, 2016 21:15
|
|
