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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Klyith posted:

ew, nobody wants used assless chaps

How can you chap an rear end with pants in the way?

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Klyith posted:

ew, nobody wants used assless chaps

la dee da *holds pinkie out in mocking manner*

The_end
May 17, 2014
I had a florescent light ballast and some marble counter top polish included in one of my orders. I was not charged for them and have no idea why they were included.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The_end posted:

I had a florescent light ballast and some marble counter top polish included in one of my orders. I was not charged for them and have no idea why they were included.

When the day comes, you will know why they were sent to you.

Mutant Headcrab
May 14, 2007

Klyith posted:

ew, nobody wants used assless chaps

50/50 odds it was used by an associate in the warehouse. Never buy sex things from Amazon. We regularly come across items opened and used by people working here.

It's especially worse around the Christmas peak since we hire a poo poo ton of temps.

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

Mutant Headcrab posted:

50/50 odds it was used by an associate in the warehouse. Never buy sex things from Amazon. We regularly come across items opened and used by people working here.

It's especially worse around the Christmas peak since we hire a poo poo ton of temps.

sounds like a perfect time to sow your oats among the temp population. Everyone's gettin' busy

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Mutant Headcrab posted:

50/50 odds it was used by an associate in the warehouse. Never buy sex things from Amazon. We regularly come across items opened and used by people working here.

It's especially worse around the Christmas peak since we hire a poo poo ton of temps.

:stare:

More stories please this sounds hilarious while horrible

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





everything you order from amazon has been touched by a dildo. I was told this by a former amazon employee.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


One time I got an email saying I was returning too many items to Amazon and if I kept it up they'd close my account. It wasn't even that many things. But like, gently caress you, Amazon. It's not my fault several items I purchased were nothing like their description, or broken upon arrival.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Cowman posted:

everything you order from amazon has been touched by a dildo. I was told this by a former amazon employee.

drat, that's a nice little bonus

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