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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

to get dgsw to post in my thread

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Voted 1 for desperation. Happy birthday.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Hello this is dgsw speaking, what are you having for birthday dinner?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress you bitch

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
voted 5 close thread ban OP

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Yay, you did it! I bet your parents will be so proud, OP.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
happy birthday

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i got you a present, its a small comfused dog :regd09:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i got you a present, its a small comfused dog :regd09:

that's my middle name

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

gently caress you bitch

You talkin to me???

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Enfield posted:

i got you a present, its a small comfused dog :regd09:

that is simply teh head of a dog, enfielded

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Putty posted:

that is simply teh head of a dog, enfielded

maybe thats why its confused

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Putty posted:

that is simply teh head of a dog, enfielded

perhaps the dog only has a head?

also happy birthday OP, for a present i'm trying to stuff my feces into an envelope but i need an address to mail it to

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
happy bday from random sa poster

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

maybe thats why its confused

stop signing your posts

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Thin Privilege posted:

happy bday from random sa poster

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

stop signing your posts

i cant help it, i have an inflated sense of self importance

YancyQ
Jan 18, 2008
Grimey Drawer
happy birthday your gift is 2 of each animal:

:chord: :smugdog: :psyduck: :psyduck: :frogdowns: :frog: :ghost: :ghost:

you must put them on a raft and observe

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Enfield posted:

i got you a present, its a small comfused dog :regd09:

dont sign your posts

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm DgSW and I posted here to wish you a happy birthday

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Dgsw here stands for dog going south west, fyi

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Tell me what you want

what you really really want

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
happy birthday, mrpuss

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
hope this jar of aids sees its way to you on your special day

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrskpgm6HQc

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
big fuckin deal

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
Hey op today's my birthday irl too

Are you giving yourself 3 years to find happiness or else you'll eat a bullet also?

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
A birthday should really be a congratulations for the mother. A reminder of that day where she tore her vagina apart for hope, just to end up spitting out your sorry rear end.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

a true birthday wish come true

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Congratulations, fellow traveler of the fallopian highways!

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Bill NYSE posted:

Congratulations, fellow traveler of the fallopian highways!

thanks

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

dad gay. so what posted:

gently caress you bitch

just to make sure it is always here

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
for your birthday, this will be my only post in this thread

it can be a moridin free zone, if you like

happy birthday, you're one day closer to death

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Thin Privilege posted:

happy bday from random sa poster

happy birthday op

post more so we know who you are kthx

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I just took a giant poo poo, its pretty much the same thing

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I had a lovely birthday this year I think I'm gonna get myself something nice beteem myself with weedmaidens: women in tight athletic wear or maybe not just long t-shirts surround myself with at least two weedmaidens, following me around blowing weed in my face all day, one jogs up ahead she's the one in athletic wear and she jogs backwards with grace and mastery she blows second hand smoke just right into my goddamn face she needs to be able to jog tho so I guess she has a vaporizer or something. Anyway the other one is in the shirt and she lounges around near me just in proximity like I want her to be on a park bench or behind an alley somewhere accessible yet out of the way and she's blowing out a massive loving bong just polluting the air there. Ya know now that I think about maybe they need matching uniforms, but they can be vaguely say imperialistically like the long t-shirt and athletic gear but I really want the maiden thing to come through and they can't be nude in public but really these weedmaidens have to be perfect and sexy just I'm a pig I'm a goddamn pig I just need them in my life and if reality does not instantly confirm and gratify me this birthday wish I swear by my spear that there will be consequences

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Tonsured posted:

I had a lovely birthday this year I think I'm gonna get myself something nice beteem myself with weedmaidens: women in tight athletic wear or maybe not just long t-shirts surround myself with at least two weedmaidens, following me around blowing weed in my face all day, one jogs up ahead she's the one in athletic wear and she jogs backwards with grace and mastery she blows second hand smoke just right into my goddamn face she needs to be able to jog tho so I guess she has a vaporizer or something. Anyway the other one is in the shirt and she lounges around near me just in proximity like I want her to be on a park bench or behind an alley somewhere accessible yet out of the way and she's blowing out a massive loving bong just polluting the air there. Ya know now that I think about maybe they need matching uniforms, but they can be vaguely say imperialistically like the long t-shirt and athletic gear but I really want the maiden thing to come through and they can't be nude in public but really these weedmaidens have to be perfect and sexy just I'm a pig I'm a goddamn pig I just need them in my life and if reality does not instantly confirm and gratify me this birthday wish I swear by my spear that there will be consequences

i just ate an entire package of oreos

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
i bet its not even op's bday

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Aug 4, 2010

a brithday miracle, dreams do come true

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