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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i have no doubt there will be a legit murder aided by pokemon go, but sorry OP, im not sure this one counts

news: if you go outside you raise the risk of experiencing murder

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i have no doubt there will be a legit murder aided by pokemon go, but sorry OP, im not sure this one counts

news: if you go outside you raise the risk of experiencing murder

if they used the app to locate the victims then i'd say it counts

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
You can't locate anyone with Pokemon Go. It doesn't work like that. At worst they put a lure on a pokestop knowing it would entice him to leave his house and get jumped.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I play Pokémon go all the time but also I am white so everyone is very pleasant and attractive and friendly to me and also I don't live in Guatemala

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Germstore posted:

You can't locate anyone with Pokemon Go. It doesn't work like that. At worst they put a lure on a pokestop knowing it would entice him to leave his house and get jumped.

seems like a good muggin plan though, you're guaranteed to at least get an iPhone or decent droid out of it, that about 100 quick bucks at a pawn shop

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
reminds me of the first aqua teen episode with the leprechauns and the rainbow machine and they steal carls necklace

(hey nerds rabbot was the pilot not the first episode)

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
It's likely they wandered into gang territory at night and got killed just for being there, doubtful they were lured using the app.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
When I get tortured and murdered by Don Pablo for making GBS threads in his drop-top '64 and jizzing on his cat, I hope you guys have the wherewithal to blame Pokemon Go

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

down n out posted:

It's likely they wandered into gang territory at night and got killed just for being there, doubtful they were lured using the app.

Team Valor really getting out of hand.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

he caught all the bullets

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


this just in, the dead kid actually woke up at home this morning with no injuries, but missing half the money in his wallet

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Can I place a lure at her dad's funeral

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

EugeneJ posted:

Can I place a lure at her dad's funeral

Spawn camping ghost type pokemon seems unfair

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

CrashCat posted:

this just in, the dead kid actually woke up at home this morning with no injuries, but missing half the money in his wallet

lol

hahaha

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
This wouldn't have happened if the Pikachu had a gun.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lmao loving owned

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


he's a ghastly now

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
The police already said the driver WASNT playing Pokemon Go, but alas

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i have no doubt there will be a legit murder aided by pokemon go, but sorry OP, im not sure this one counts

news: if you go outside you raise the risk of experiencing murder

Stay in the house!

THE DOG HOUSE

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Captain Yossarian posted:

The police already said the driver WASNT playing Pokemon Go, but alas



Playing Pokemon Go

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Stick Figure Mafia posted:



Playing Pokemon Go
https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/754120377874386944?s=09

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