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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Jon pop, kyoon, and dare wanted blood but only got 15 minutes.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:26

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Ferroque posted:

i blame the GOOGLE BOTNET

You can borrow my dos when lowtax is done with it if you need

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:29

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Think I am going to poo poo my pants

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:30

AARO: Mar 9, 2005; by Lowtax

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Think I am going to poo poo my pants

Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family in this trying time.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:31

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

AARO posted:

Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family in this trying time.

I'm finished thanks, I just hope my boss reads this so I can go home

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:32

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Was this the work of a script kiddy?

:corsair:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:35

SOME PIG: Aug 12, 2004; Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

The Bananana posted:

This, but ironically

This but unironically

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:36

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Who would want to ddos Something Awful? I can't think of anybody!

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:47

AARO: Mar 9, 2005; by Lowtax

Chomp8645 posted:

Who would want to ddos Something Awful? I can't think of anybody!

Trump

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:48

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

how can i help?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:51

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

It's the women's makeup syndicate, they're coming after me

Get them Lowtax

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:52

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Vote against :shillary:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:52

wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Don Tacorleone posted:

It's the women's makeup syndicate, they're coming after me

Get them Lowtax

That's like a trillion dollar industry, good luck.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:52

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Hey , hey
You , you
Quit DDoSSING my cloud

and here I thought the cloud was above that

# ? Jul 21, 2016 05:57

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Think I am going to poo poo my pants

goddammit came here to post this.

I CAN NEVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL IDEA ON THIS DAMNED MESSAGE BOARD SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS TO DO IT FIRST

# ? Jul 21, 2016 06:01

Dads Dip Cup: Aug 13, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Think I am going to poo poo my pants

personally I think I'm just gonna go have a beer, but whatever floats your boat :cheers:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 06:09

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Someone told them SA was the Digimon World servers, RIP

# ? Jul 21, 2016 06:38

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Did we piss off someone over in SS again? I mean besides they're non stop childish rage about being banned form an internet site

# ? Jul 21, 2016 06:46

Jst0rm: Sep 16, 2012; Grimey Drawer

star shitizens. It must be them in the wheelchairs.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 06:49

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

LethalGeek posted:

Did we piss off someone over in SS again? I mean besides they're non stop childish rage about being banned form an internet site

SMDH, the rest of the internet, wherein proper grammar and punctuation are always employed, are laughing at us, and it's because of poo poo like this.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:00

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

SMDH, the rest of the internet, wherein proper grammar and punctuation are always employed, are laughing at us, and it's because of poo poo like this.

lol lotta fukkin commas for a post so gay about grammar

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:01

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

I am gay for comma's, and also, apostrophe's.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:03

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

this is all because twitter banned @nero

it's because of twits

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:03

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

SMDH, the rest of the internet, wherein proper grammar and punctuation are always employed, are laughing at us, and it's because of poo poo like this.

Buzzed me doe not proof read my GBS posting :colbert:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:05

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I am gay for comma's, and also, apostrophe's.

hell, same

e: but more just in general no one give's a gently caress about proper "apostrophes" or even this fuckin thing:

;

I mean ehat even is that

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:05

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Yeah, well DDoS THIS!

*points to, then rapidly punches own dick*

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:06

Dads Dip Cup: Aug 13, 2009; Grimey Drawer

maybe it was just an honest mistake, guys

computers are tricky, it's not too hard to imagine a little old lady who is very kind and thoughtful but not very good with computers clicking the wrong button as she's trying to send an email to her grandkids and well, things happen

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:07

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

I think someone thinks that we talk alot of poo poo and they want to somehow prevent us from talking said poo poo and maybe by taking away our poo poo talking medium suddenly in real life we will all become awesome caring people

loving homos

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:22

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Ferroque posted:

i blame the GOOGLE BOTNET

I blame today's promiscuous society

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:29

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

DDOSers: just let the forums die a slow, natural death as the mods cull the userbase out of existence, it won't be long now

Honestly, they are prolonging the life of the forums, if only slowly, by not allowing the mods to finish us off.

DDOS is chemo, to mods cancer in this analogy.

I'm gay

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:38

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

So were the forums actually down for a while?

and who was doing this, and why?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:45

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Was it an irish watchman who accidentally hit the halo release button at the data center?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 07:49

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

definitely redditors mad about star citizen

# ? Jul 21, 2016 08:24

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

twofive1 posted:

So were the forums actually down for a while?

and who was doing this, and why?

Rowdy teens.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 08:43

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

We should ban some D&D and ADTRW posters imo, that should solve the problem

# ? Jul 21, 2016 08:48

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

I think if people knew the real GBS they'd leave us alone

# ? Jul 21, 2016 08:54

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

The Luciferians know I am trying to bring you God's truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFf6KlaDGok

# ? Jul 21, 2016 10:23

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