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 ha ha, why yes my man, talking to girls is obsolete in this cold sterile world are you kidding me, you don't have a tinder?
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i have never once initiated a conversation with a girl in my life and i have had sex with over 350 women. sometimes when i take a pee or get really nervous a little bit runs down my leg and i get really scared that someone will notice but that hasn't stopped me from getting chlamydia and 3 strains of hpv. what an age we live in, if you dont use your real name on facebook you dont need to use protection.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:11
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I'm a chick and there are about 1 or 2 bars I regularly go to. Dudes defs hit on me i think hoping to get laid, but admittedly they are usually older. With tindr and okcupid and other junk I don't think most people my age (early mid twenties) need to talk to strangers. hey i like that band on your shirt, i saw them at (recent venue i googled) it looks good on u wanna have a drink with me?
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Jul 21, 2016 16:13
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Jul 21, 2016 16:26
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When I go out to bars with friends I want to drink with them and enjoy their company, I assume other people do the same thing. I'm not interested in picking up bar strange unless they go out of their way to say hi. Sorry if this offends anyone
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Jul 21, 2016 16:32
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I always blamed my crippling loneliness on not going to bars much and only talking to friends when I do. Nice to know there must be something legitimately wrong with me instead.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:38
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sassassin posted:I always blamed my crippling loneliness on not going to bars much and only talking to friends when I do. Try tinder, friend
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Jul 21, 2016 16:39
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Business Gorillas posted:Try tinder, friend It doesn't work for goons though.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:40
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Okcupid in my area is where all the weirdos are maybe try there?
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Jul 21, 2016 16:41
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I had both but nobody ever messages me.
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Jul 21, 2016 16:54
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lol, Mike Fox owns.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:00
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Chinatown posted:Ya OP its where people go to socialize. Which is step 1 on the journey to pound town. I'm going to pound town.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:01
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Minimalist Program posted:I'm going to pound town. me too wanna split an uber?
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Jul 21, 2016 19:04
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express bus to flavor town
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Jul 21, 2016 19:17
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:me too wanna split an uber? nah i only take lyft
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Jul 21, 2016 19:22
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InterFaced posted:lol, Mike Fox owns. If you think he is funny you should meet Mike Hunt.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:26
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i met my ex at the bar i wouldnt recommend it
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Jul 21, 2016 19:31
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Yes of course. Don't go looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend at the bar though. That won't end well
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Jul 21, 2016 19:37
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if you are a girl, just go to anywhere and raise both your hands into the air and call out for cock and it will come
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Jul 21, 2016 19:43
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Toadvine posted:Yes of course.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:49
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I met my gf in a bar, but we had a mutual friend we were hanging out with and happened to exchange numbers after a game of pool. An overly wasted woman hounded me to for about 20 minutes at a dueling piano bar. She wanted to ~dance~ and it was super loving awkward. I was the DD for a friend's birthday and stone sober. Why couldn't she pick one of the drunk people? I probably looked the most vulnerable. Should've worn my fedora and trimmed a neckbeard to keep her at bay.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:50
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gay bars are a good place to get laid like at the bars themselves or meet someone to go back and have sex with someone and their boyfriend/husband too
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Jul 21, 2016 20:04
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My coworkers and I were invited to a gay bar by one of our work friends, it was pretty nice. Best part: no gross, drunk, and desperate white girls. Apparently, some goons think this was an absolute exploitation on our part, so I am leery of going back, which is a shame because those goddamn drinks were a bargain.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:09
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ElGroucho posted:My coworkers and I were invited to a gay bar by one of our work friends, it was pretty nice. Best part: no gross, drunk, and desperate white girls. some goons sound like retards who don't know how to have a good time in a social setting, go to a gay bar freely fellow gbs poster
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Jul 21, 2016 20:14
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Yeah, even when I'm not meeting tindr dates at a bar. The odds are good and the goods are odd, though.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:14
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Gay bars are great and the drinks are strong.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:15
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I thought bars are where you go to sit alone in the corner writing poetry??
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mdm posted:some goons sound like retards who don't know how to have a good time in a social setting, go to a gay bar freely fellow gbs poster Thanks mang Gay bartenders pour their drinks like its going out of style
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Jul 21, 2016 20:18
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Iron Prince posted:it's 50 cent drink night here who gives gently caress about box when I can get a buzz going for only about $18 Jesus, either you can hold your liquor or that's some watered-down poo poo. I've had $18 dollars worth of well drinks and it would probably make me really loving loose and wobbly if I drank it all at once. ifuckedjesus posted:It's not a great way to get laid, but usually if you socialize you can get a number and take them out on a date later and get laid. Right on. If you become a regular, it makes women more relaxed and comfortable to be around you instead of some stranger who's blowing in to do the whole pick-up artist thing. That's how you start up relationships.
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Poetic Justice posted:I thought bars are where you go to sit alone in the corner writing poetry?? Those are coffee shops man.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:19
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Young Freud posted:Jesus, either you can hold your liquor or that's some watered-down poo poo. I've had $18 dollars worth of well drinks and it would probably make me really loving loose and wobbly if I drank it all at once. I can easily drink $40 during happy hour
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Jul 21, 2016 20:23
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Wicker Man posted:You go to the seedy bars to get in good with the bartender. Then ask if they know anyone that can hook you up with weed. This man knows. And yes, tons of people do this on a very regular basis. Who it is depends on the bar, anywhere that gets a lot of out of town construction crews, anywhere based in a hotel.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:34
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Everyone get down to the gay bar! Drinks are on me. Well done guys and gals. You've earned it!
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I think it depends a bit on where you live, I'm in a smaller more conservative city and when I was single here I tried online dating a bit and it p much sucked, options were really limited and it seemed like the only people who used it were either fat shutins or had too much going on with their kids to get out much. Bars and such in the area were a good way to meet people and friends and i had a much easier time meeting someone attractive and interesting irl than half a year I was trying tinder/okc. In bigger cities (I'm from seattle) the only people I know that consistently head out to bars and can go back home with someone if they want are attractive women, guys seem to have better luck on tinder or w/e.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:47
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if you go to the same bar every night you will eventually get laid. it's the law of averages
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i bring my faithful old golden retrievere to the bar. he jumps up on the stool next to me and i order two double jamesons, neat. girls think this is adorable and come up to talk to me but i tell them to gently caress off, i'm hear to drink jameson with my dog. dog snickers like muttley
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i use barebackrt.com because i like jizzing in butts that do not mind me having aids
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Pitdragon posted:if you go to the same bar every night you will eventually get laid. it's the law of averages drat I must be bucking the trend.
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notZaar posted:drat I must be bucking the trend.
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numberoneposter posted:explain to her that you are a statistical anomaly isnt that sexual harassment?
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