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i feel like the whole point of a straight girl going to a gay bar is to get away from straight guys i dont know why you'd think that trying to pick up girls there would be a good idea
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Business Gorillas posted:i dont know why you'd think that trying to pick up girls there would be a good idea Well, they are lighter then guys, on average.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:47
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you should see the collection of girls i've picked up on tinder that i'll never talk to
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Jul 22, 2016 02:51
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:When did gay started to exclusively mean homosexual male?? It didn't.
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Jul 22, 2016 02:58
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I guess I mean as a woman I can go into most gay bars and its mostly male. And a decent chunk of girls, they are dancing to be away from straight dudes. I dunno. I guess I mean I find very little percentage of gay leaning woman at gay bars. And I say this as a person who as gone with other bisexual women. Like if its just me, yeah I could be uggo, but others also find that to be true. Maybe we are all uggos. 
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Jul 22, 2016 03:02
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I've gone out to bars roughly 500 times since I turned twenty one, and excluding OkCupid dates, I've never gotten laid as a result of going out, although I did once turn down bar sex with a girl who didn't meet my fairly minimal standards. When I was in college, I had sex with random girls at parties a grand total of... three times, which, while not a good batting average, was infinitely more efficient than random bar-hopping.
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Jul 22, 2016 03:07
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i only really got approached once at a bar but i was already pretty drunk and this girl came up with her ugly friend and was like "hey maybe you should buy both of us a drink" i told them "LOL ITS 2AM IM CASHING OUT NICE TRY" and peaced the gently caress out
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Jul 22, 2016 03:13
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Business Gorillas posted:i feel like the whole point of a straight girl going to a gay bar is to get away from straight guys People think it's like some insider one weird trick that women can't resist. I mean they are willingly hanging out with queers, they must be a good open-minded guy right? Maybe at one point it even worked that way but now it's well known that straight people use gay bars exclusively to pick up straight women. It's very transparent and it's only going to work if you're attractive enough to make up for it or if the girl is incredibly drunk/desperate.
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Jul 22, 2016 03:16
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Murphy Brownback posted:People think it's like some insider one weird trick that women can't resist. Its Fireball
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Jul 22, 2016 03:21
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:I've gone out to bars roughly 500 times since I turned twenty one, and excluding OkCupid dates, I've never gotten laid as a result of going out, although I did once turn down bar sex with a girl who didn't meet my fairly minimal standards. When I was in college, I had sex with random girls at parties a grand total of... three times, which, while not a good batting average, was infinitely more efficient than random bar-hopping. But did you go clubbing and have lots of sex like the rest of us? (Mostly drunk/high half sex then passing out)
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Jul 22, 2016 03:27
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I hate going to a gay bar and expecting that the gay ladies wont be there. When did gay started to exclusively mean homosexual male?? lesbians take the blame for that actually they fought hard to have a different name and a different letter back in the 70s, because they didn't want to be lumped in with those disgusting men. but they're just gay women. lady-gays, as I like to call them. gayelles. so there are lesbian bars now, separate from gay bars, where you can indulge the gay side of your female needs. there's one right near me actually. it's pretty cool.
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Jul 22, 2016 04:35
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Zorodius posted:Everyone is equally responsible for killing spiders Late to the party but this is some bullshit right here
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Jul 22, 2016 05:39
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Short answer: yes Long answer: 
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Jul 22, 2016 06:35
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Can I go to a lesbian gay homosexual woman bar as a man and just chill out, in order to avoid the hordes of women who keep trying to hit on me in regular bars?
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Jul 22, 2016 06:44
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ElGroucho posted:Pro tip, OP: shower, shave, dress nicely, go to a bar and drink and think jumped ahead from page 2 just to say how much i loving appreciate this post Zorodius posted:it seems to me that being gay offers every possible advantage also all of this is true, especially the clothes thing and the feminine products thing
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Jul 22, 2016 06:49
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plus you get to hammer a dude in the rear end and jerk him off at the same time
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Jul 22, 2016 06:50
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Zzulu posted:Can I go to a lesbian gay homosexual woman bar as a man and just chill out, in order to avoid the hordes of women who keep trying to hit on me in regular bars? straight people should not go to gay bars (women included). go to gay friendly bars instead. its a small but not insignificant difference
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Jul 22, 2016 06:51
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Zzulu posted:plus you get to hammer a dude in the rear end and jerk him off at the same time oh yeh that too but they dont have boobs so dunno its a constant mindfuck and no im not resorting to banging fat doods
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Jul 22, 2016 06:54
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one weird trick lesbians hate!
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notZaar posted:It (tinder) doesn't work for goons though. The poverty ghost easily has us beat  Murphy Brownback posted:it's only going to work if you're attractive enough to make up for it or if the girl is incredibly drunk/desperate.
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Jul 22, 2016 10:39
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:But did you go clubbing and have lots of sex like the rest of us? (Mostly drunk/high half sex then passing out) The only consistent, repeatable way to get lots of sex with different girls without paying them money that I have found is online dating, with a close second being the thing where you dance to a bunch of electronic music in a dark room and do E/molly/whatever the gently caress people are calling it these days, but that has the downside of making you feel you like you're in love with a total random stranger for a week.
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Jul 22, 2016 11:53
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im so horny it hurts
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Jul 22, 2016 11:55
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The Biscuit posted:As opposed to the times where this isn't required? You've got a point, but I feel like intentionally going to a place with less competition and women who aren't as on-guard is kind of sad and is/should be an additional strike against you on top of the normal things women assume about you when you're at a bar by yourself.
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Jul 22, 2016 11:58
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:The only consistent, repeatable way to get lots of sex with different girls without paying them money that I have found is online dating, with a close second being the thing where you dance to a bunch of electronic music in a dark room and do E/molly/whatever the gently caress people are calling it these days, but that has the downside of making you feel you like you're in love with a total random stranger for a week. It's true, if you had absolutely no standards you could get some serious action online
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Jul 22, 2016 12:08
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The Whole Internet posted:I've never in my life seen anyone do this. Everyone at bars is always talking to their friends, and if they're on a date it's someone they met online (or at work or in a meetup or w/e) and agreed to see there ahead of time. tinder -> bar -> netflix and chill -> gently caress its not complicated you idiot
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Jul 22, 2016 12:41
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Robo Reagan posted:tinder -> bar -> netflix and chill -> gently caress robo reagan how do you come in for landing like a hand on a thigh or are you a cuddler or do you just lunge for her
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Jul 22, 2016 12:42
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It's safe to assume theyre about to pass out on drugs before he loads them into the trunk of his car
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:I spent ~$2800 in the last 30 days going out(solely on drinks)95% of which was for me. The trick is to have service industry friends and work in IT. Oh, and to be a functional alcoholic. That said, going to bars can definitely still get you laid. lmfao
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Drunk & Ugly posted:robo reagan how do you come in for landing Flunitrazepam
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Jul 22, 2016 13:08
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Drunk & Ugly posted:robo reagan how do you come in for landing The trick is to have service industry friends and work in IT.
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Jul 22, 2016 14:49
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I went to my local bartender and offered to set up his NAS with a DDNS, but he told me to gently caress off, I think I am doing this IT thing wrong. Maybe I need the service industry friends???
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Jul 22, 2016 15:45
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walk around like bruce willis at the start of die hard 3 with a sandwich board that say "I EAT UNWASHED RANDOM PUSSY"
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Jul 22, 2016 18:35
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do you all also swipe right on badically everyone on tinder just to see how many likes ull get
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:walk around like bruce willis at the start of die hard 3 with a sandwich board that say "I EAT UNWASHED RANDOM PUSSY" Well jeez you don't want to wash all the flavor off. 
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The Wizard of Poz posted:jumped ahead from page 2 just to say how much i loving appreciate this post What about the less likely to have other guys hit on your boyfriend thing? Is that true? The Wizard of Poz posted:straight people should not go to gay bars (women included). go to gay friendly bars instead. its a small but not insignificant difference What about when I'm out with my gay friends, and they want to go to a gay bar? Should I tell them sorry, but The Wizard of Poz says I shouldn't go there?
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Jul 22, 2016 19:15
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skander posted:What about the less likely to have other guys hit on your boyfriend thing? Is that true? You may go to a separate, but equal, drinking establishment. The bars must remain segregated.
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Jul 22, 2016 19:28
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My friends and I were at a lesbian bar because we heard it had good drinks. One of us ordered an AMF (look we were all around 21) and they got all offended saying that drink was antisemitic.
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Jul 22, 2016 19:57
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Pope Mobile posted:My friends and I were at a lesbian bar because we heard it had good drinks. One of us ordered an AMF (look we were all around 21) and they got all offended saying that drink was antisemitic. Is an AMF an adios motherfucker? 
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ElGroucho posted:Is an AMF an adios motherfucker? Wow, you anti-semitic gently caress. Mods??
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I'm so confused Did Himmler invent this drink, or is it Wagner's drink of choice or what
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