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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Why would lesbians give a poo poo about anti semetic ism?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:42

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Baudolino: Apr 1, 2010; THUNDERDOME LOSER

It takes horrendous grusome effort for someone with social anxiety to put yourself out there and humiliate yourself time and time again. I feel like have taken a poo poo into my heart at the end of most bar-nigths. But its that or celibacy. Ask enough women and you will eventually find someone evenmore pitiful and desperate then yourself. The well of human misery is bottomless. Trust me you will find someone willing to gently caress you trough sufficently relentless and unsparing effort.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:48

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

Is an AMF an adios motherfucker?

Yeah.

I tried Googling this and it lead me back to the archives where Pope Mobile posted about this before...

Pope Mobile posted:

Was out bar hopping on Capital Hill with some friends for my birthday a few years ago.
At the first bar we go to, one of my friends order an AMF. The bartender glares at him and says "We don't serve that here; it's anti-semitic."
Confused, he just said "Uh, okay, I'll just have a long island..."
Our conversation for the next half hour consisted of "How the gently caress is 'adios motherfucker' anti-semitic?" I eventually figured it out: Arbeit Macht Frei; the words above the entrance to Auschwitz. We all sort of sat around silently looking and for abit, closed our tabs and went to the next bar.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:49

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Wait now I want to know how you cook up an Arbeit Mach Free. Does the bar tender just hand you a can of Raid?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:53

naem: May 29, 2011

Baudolino posted:

It takes horrendous grusome effort for someone with social anxiety to put yourself out there and humiliate yourself time and time again. I feel like have taken a poo poo into my heart at the end of most bar-nigths. But its that or celibacy. Ask enough women and you will eventually find someone evenmore pitiful and desperate then yourself. The well of human misery is bottomless. Trust me you will find someone willing to gently caress you trough sufficently relentless and unsparing effort.

poetry

# ? Jul 22, 2016 20:54

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Too be honest, you should have expected as much. Lesbians are never as much fun to hang out with as gay dudes.

Gay dudes are double-dude rad. Lesbians are double-lady sad. Think about it.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:05

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

notZaar posted:

Wait now I want to know how you cook up an Arbeit Mach Free. Does the bar tender just hand you a can of Raid?

wanna order this drink

# ? Jul 22, 2016 21:50

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

notZaar posted:

Wait now I want to know how you cook up an Arbeit Mach Free. Does the bar tender just hand you a can of Raid?

I feel this post deserves a disclaimer. This is a joke post. I am joking.

AMF: Kills what ails you.
AMF: The Final Solution to sobriety.
AMF: Send reality to the showers.
AMF: Don't ask why, just die.
AMF: Heil Betrunken!

I'm going to go get something to eat now.

I'm guessing I'll be banned by the time I get back.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 23:38

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