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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Burt Cocaine was a drug addict who was killed by his wife who paid somebody to do it.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

frogge posted:

Kurt was right to kill himself before becoming culturally irrelevant.

He didnt kill himself.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Courtney Love had Burt Cocaine killed because his drugs hobby was more expensive than a funeral. She offered El Duce of The Mentors a sum to do it, he ran his mouth, and just so happened to be found passed out in front of a train on accident a week later.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

dethkon posted:

I remember that story too. I also heard that he wasn't found for a while, so his cat got hungry and turned on his dead body :catstare:

http://youtu.be/aKYpECibw5c

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Somebody told him "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" and he thought they were talking about heroin

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