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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Y'know, I may have a QB putting up a 90 point performance against an FCS team, and I may have a WR that put up 60+ points, but there's something I'm even more excited about:

I HAVE A TIGHT END THAT SCORES POINTS! After last year this is a miracle.

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Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
My bench straight up outscored my starters. Nice.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Fork of Unknown Origins posted:

My bench straight up outscored my starters. Nice.

The week one blues

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
Bama defense singelehandedly got me the win this week. I can work with that.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I did not research anything this season and auto drafted five quarterbacks for my bench. It shows.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
ND just saved my loving week.

I'll do a write-up Tuesday and give notifications about the waiver wire.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
feel free to skip over my matchup vs Taxes in your write-up. A shameful, shameful performance.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Saved at the last moment by my loving kicker lmao

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
deshaun watson coming up big week 1 with a stunning 33 loving points losing me the matchup

this poo poo is RIGGED

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Scionix posted:

deshaun watson coming up big week 1 with a stunning 33 loving points losing me the matchup

this poo poo is RIGGED

That's what happens when you're the nexus of front running fanhood, and you luck into first pick. Universe corrected itself.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

LeeMajors posted:

That's what happens when you're the nexus of front running fanhood, and you luck into first pick. Universe corrected itself.

i think its really cute how literally nobody gives a gently caress about the spiritous noxs and mel mudkipers of the world but i root for the team i spent my childhood with and the team i attend school at and im a fairweather fan. gently caress you. go whinge about your dumpy rear end offense while you win 10+ games this year with your discount saban you weeping oval office.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Scionix chill your Alabama tits

Spintzel fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Sep 8, 2016

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Lee Majors please change your team to weeping cunts

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lmao if you think Mel doesn't get poo poo

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
im SHOOK

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

Scionix posted:

i think its really cute how literally nobody gives a gently caress about the spiritous noxs and mel mudkipers of the world but i root for the team i spent my childhood with and the team i attend school at and im a fairweather fan. gently caress you. go whinge about your dumpy rear end offense while you win 10+ games this year with your discount saban you weeping oval office.

Go touch a rock

Wait gently caress we do that too

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Scionix posted:

i think its really cute how literally nobody gives a gently caress about the spiritous noxs and mel mudkipers of the world but i root for the team i spent my childhood with and the team i attend school at and im a fairweather fan. gently caress you. go whinge about your dumpy rear end offense while you win 10+ games this year with your discount saban you weeping oval office.

Well gosh, I guess I hurt somebody's feelings.

Don't worry, I'm sure when Saban retires and Tom Herman is winning at Texas you'll cycle back to 80/20 Texas homership.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Scionix posted:

i think its really cute how literally nobody gives a gently caress about the spiritous noxs and mel mudkipers of the world but i root for the team i spent my childhood with and the team i attend school at and im a fairweather fan. gently caress you. go whinge about your dumpy rear end offense while you win 10+ games this year with your discount saban you weeping oval office.

goddamn i'm so glad youre back in this league

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Webbeh posted:

goddamn i'm so glad youre back in this league

thanks for making it.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Scionix posted:

thanks for making it.

One day we will find out you're actually Paul Finebaum, and you were the genesis of Saban--->Texas rumors.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
paul finebaum owns and exists for outing the 75% of retarded alabama fans that get upset at his #hottakes

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
*evil maniacal laugh*

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

kayakyakr posted:

*evil maniacal laugh*

Welp. Sucks for who is playing you this week.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Webbeh posted:

Welp. Sucks for who is playing you this week.

The 3rd highest scoring team from week 1.

vs the 2nd highest scoring team from week 1.

Good match-up.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



hm, my defense is playing today, lets check to see how its doing


oh for fucks sake webbeh why

edit oh god it keeps getting worse

TheFlyingLlama fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Sep 10, 2016

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


jfc 106pts in the first half....

hope one of those stick legs don't break

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Fuckin' 'Cuse. Giving my opponent random late game turnovers. That's a 10 point swing from your lovely rear end late game effort.

125 points, 6 shy of last week. Just think how many it would have been had the receivers not dropped half of his passes?

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
just in case anyone was wondering my #1 sure-thing heisman candidate deshaun watson is currently throwin g picks vs loving TROY

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

Scionix posted:

just in case anyone was wondering my #1 sure-thing heisman candidate deshaun watson is currently throwin g picks vs loving TROY

Clemson DST looks to be the loving lock of the century for DST.

THANKS WORLD

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Troy is where Demarcus Ware played please don't disrespect

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
whoever steven sims is for kansas is the loving steal of the century

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


I'm about to win my matchup despite my QB being injured with no notification, and my starting RB being held out of the bullshit FCS game.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



well I guess if my team has to completely poo poo the bed, doing it the week the other guy's QB goes for a 125 points is a decent time

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
Why do I even draft quarterbacks

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
Ok falk we're cool now

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
haha, 443 total points. That might be the league record. I looked back to 2013 and didn't see anyone that broke 400.

I'm going to go ahead and retire now. I'll lose the rest of the year, knowing me, but if I've got the top all-time score, I'm contented.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
400+ output. holy poo poo, take a victory lap.

Benching my team's namesake (Samaje Perine) for Barry Sander's Jr. was super dumb and I deserve to lose because of it.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
Man, assuming no score adjustments, I squeaked out a win there.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
If I didn't have three players who combined for one point I would have won that.

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Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
I had to go to a site called "ponyfans.com" to try and figure out why Xavier Jones didn't play this week and I still can't get any info.

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