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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


vyst posted:

Sounds like you have a team with a philosophy that is similar to your favorite coach, Will Muschamp

:getout:

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The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
I think I have Quandry in the 2 vs 7 matchup. Not looking forward going against the Quinton Flowers Pain Train.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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Okay I'll get next weeks matchups up tomorrow.

GET YOUR BUTTS READY

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I'm glad Chad Kelly and Jalen Hurd made it far enough to see me through the season.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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Playoffs are in place.

Top 2 from each division, ranked by their score.

1. Leaping Lamar & Associates vs. Art Briles' Rape Van (1v8)
2. Boomer Sooner Y'all vs. It burns when I Perine (2v7)
3. Rich Rod's Rage Face vs. The Glory, Glory Hole (3v6)
4. Beamer's Steamers vs. R A I D E R W A V E (4v5)

Best of luck to all you losers.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Let's take a sec to mourn for Yoshifan, who misses the playoffs at 7-3.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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kayakyakr posted:

Let's take a sec to mourn for Yoshifan, who misses the playoffs at 7-3.

goddamn that hurts

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
I'd be ok with next season doing wild cards by overall standings and not just giving them to the #2s.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
This was a pretty high quality year. None of the divisions were settled with 8 weeks done 3 of the 4 division winners finished 8-2. No 3rd place team was worse than 5-5 and 4th place was at least 4-6 in all but one division.

Also was a strong year for scoring: only one team under 200 PPG where the next lowest under that was 6 last year. I don't think we had anyone just phone it in this year, either.

We had 3 teams go 0-4 in division play, though it's hard to compare that mark with previous years which did not have an ideal schedule. Ironically, one of those teams, LeeMajors', made the playoffs with a 6-0 out-of-division schedule.

Ninja Bob made the playoffs despite facing the 2nd most points in the league. LeeMajors' aforementioned team was aided by facing the least points in the season by a good margin. For that honor, he gets to face the highest scoring team in the league (and, knowing my luck, will probably win). Spintzel had the worst record, 1 win, despite scoring the 12th most points. And let's hand it to JesustheDarkLord: he started the year 0-5 and managed to finish the season 5-0, the leauge's best win streak, falling just short of the playoffs.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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I think this really speaks to the dominance of RBs and the faltering of QBs this year.

I've seen a lot more consistency with high RB numbers and a lot less stupid-video game stats for QBs.

Definitely balances things out when key talent is across the board.

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008

The Piper posted:

I think I have Quandry in the 2 vs 7 matchup. Not looking forward going against the Quinton Flowers Pain Train.

:getin:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Ready for a world-class smiting at the hands of Lamar Jackson.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

kayakyakr posted:

Let's take a sec to mourn for Yoshifan, who misses the playoffs at 7-3.

gently caress all of you.

Also, gently caress Donald Trump, who is responsible for my name change.

edit: and quadruple gently caress Elijah Hood, you worthless loser

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

DC Murderverse posted:

gently caress all of you.

Also, gently caress Donald Trump, who is responsible for my name change.

edit: and quadruple gently caress Elijah Hood, you worthless loser

Hi new Yoshi.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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DC Murderverse posted:

gently caress all of you.

Also, gently caress Donald Trump, who is responsible for my name change.

edit: and quadruple gently caress Elijah Hood, you worthless loser

I don't know if I can handle this change. Thanks, Donald.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Dear South Carolina: You suck.

Dear Rutgers: You really suck.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Lamar Jackson only has 17 points at the half and Da'leon Ward was a late scratch and my kid from UNLV is out, forcing me to insert a dude that was playing a good defense. My D has a tough matchup as well. Not saying it's going to happen, but Lee Majors has a chance if he can get some points out of Kirk and Muhammed.

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008
I only need a 100 pt second half from Quinton flowers to win this game, im sure this will end fine.

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Majors and Yak is a great game. On one hand you have Lamar struggling. And on the other you have Lee Majors bench :munch:

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Well by struggling I mean getting less than 80 points this game

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Spintzel posted:

Majors and Yak is a great game. On one hand you have Lamar struggling. And on the other you have Lee Majors bench :munch:

Oh god Derrius Guice :negative:

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

Arky shut us down last week and I figured sitting RB2 would make sense. Goddamn it.

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008

Quandary posted:

I only need a 100 pt second half from Quinton flowers to win this game, im sure this will end fine.

Update: he got 118 points (5 tds, 263 pass yards, 210 rush yards :stare:) and now I need 16 2nd half points from Shay Fields to win it.

Be strong young man.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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gently caress THIS

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Gay earth?



Ps: thank you LeeMajors for not demolishing me in my down game. Last time i had a low game, I broke 400 the next week, so things should work out.

(Assuming Cal abandons the run and pomphrey plays. Not paying guice was the right move)

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


kayakyakr posted:

Ps: thank you LeeMajors for not demolishing me in my down game. Last time i had a low game, I broke 400 the next week, so things should work out.

(Assuming Cal abandons the run and pomphrey plays. Not paying guice was the right move)

This is a low score even for my team of underachievers that could. Gatdamn.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets

Quandary posted:

Update: he got 118 points (5 tds, 263 pass yards, 210 rush yards :stare:) and now I need 16 2nd half points from Shay Fields to win it.

yeah, I'll be refreshing the gamecast for the Colorado game for the next 90 minutes while sweating profusely.

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
aaaaaaaand I've lost. Good game, Quandry. One of these years I'll win a playoff game. gently caress.

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008

The Piper posted:

aaaaaaaand I've lost. Good game, Quandry. One of these years I'll win a playoff game. gently caress.

In your defense, not sure what you do when a QB gets 5 td's and 200+ yards each passing and rushing. Good matchup!

Taxes
Jan 26, 2010

From here, it's possible.
Hey, I didn't go 0-fer in the playoffs for the 3rd straight year this time.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Taxes posted:

Hey, I didn't go 0-fer in the playoffs for the 3rd straight year this time.

Me neither! :hfive:

Taxes
Jan 26, 2010

From here, it's possible.

kayakyakr posted:

Me neither! :hfive:

Progress!

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Welp.

Good season y'all. I had no business in the playoffs (sorry). Pretender for sure.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
Well, good start to the playoffs. Don't think I can count on Tanner Gentry to go off like that again, but otherwise I'm feeling okay.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I would have beat Lamar Jackson this week if I had made it in the playoffs.

god is dead

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
I mean, I did say that if someone was going to beat me, it was going to be this week.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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I'll have matchups up tomorrow for ROUND 2. ENJOY.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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UH OH.

1. Leaping Lamar & Associates vs. Art Briles' Rape Van (1v8)
2. Boomer Sooner Y'all vs. It burns when I Perine (2v7)
3. Rich Rod's Rage Face vs. The Glory, Glory Hole (3v6)
4. Beamer's Steamers vs. R A I D E R W A V E (4v5)

NOW FOR THIS WEEK'S SEMIFINALS

1. Leaping Lamar & Associates vs. R A I D E R W A V E (1v5)
2. Boomer Sooner Y'all vs. Rich Rod's Rage Face (2v3)

(i'm semi-erect)

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
... two 8-2 teams face each other while two 6-4 teams face each other.


This league is broken sometimes...


Let's go Taxes. Let's do this!

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

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kayakyakr posted:

... two 8-2 teams face each other while two 6-4 teams face each other.


This league is broken sometimes...


Let's go Taxes. Let's do this!

HAIL SABAN

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Taxes
Jan 26, 2010

From here, it's possible.

kayakyakr posted:

... two 8-2 teams face each other while two 6-4 teams face each other.


This league is broken sometimes...


Let's go Taxes. Let's do this!

They say that this one is for all the marbles.

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