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BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I have a confession to make.

every time i post my heart breaks because i'm either breaking the rules or not being me

Deep down I'm a troll.

i strive to only troll spammers or other trolls

I don't feel good about it, but then, I don't feel good about myself.

i don't really belong here and already regret this post (it feels like home here)

My apologies.



edit: was going to use autobahn tag but decided to leave it to peers

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Sorry about your identity issues.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

criscodisco posted:

Sorry about your identity issues.

I know who I am but don't know what I want.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Fair enough I suppose. Hope you find what you are looking for out there.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
welp, bye

I'll miss you.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Laters.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
in you beats the heart of a champion. You are unstoppable.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Zorodius posted:

in you beats the heart of a champion. You are unstoppable.

*wants to believe this*

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
God works in mysterious ways.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
We all play a role in this world.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

jyrque posted:

We all play a role in this world.

King of Bees might say something along the lines of, "we're all cogs in the chaos machine that is SA"

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
A broken heart is always serious. But never fatal.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im going to kill myselg

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Not this again lonesomedrawf.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

!Klams posted:

A broken heart is always serious. But never fatal.

I've set aside :10bux: for this thread

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
A troll who trolls trolls? So you're like Dexter.





Like season 6 Dexter.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Frankenstyle posted:

A troll who trolls trolls? So you're like Dexter.





Like season 6 Dexter.

i'm almost caught up with the bad TV thread

please don't spoil it

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

BirryJoru posted:

don't spoil it

*looks at mold-plastered mayo jar labeled SEASON 6. looks at you. puts jar back on shelf.*

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

We all troll down here

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I'm Batman. I have insomnia around crime.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I'm Batman. I have insomnia around crime.

from this point forward I empty quote vigilantes

It's what you deserve.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

this is the most troll free forums on the internet

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Please don't go birry

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I actually teach a class to help people get past this. Day one we just stare at goatse for three hours, and it goes on from there. $179 for a 2 week course, pm me for details.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
BirryJoro

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

OctoberBlues posted:

I actually teach a class to help people get past this. Day one we just stare at goatse for three hours, and it goes on from there. $179 for a 2 week course, pm me for details.

Lol if u don't contemplate the way the universe works by staring at the goatman into the early morning already.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like to post online with my friends (:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



When you were here before...

...couldn't look you in the eyes

you troll like an angel

posts make me cry

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

I like to post online with my friends (:

Oh, what site do you do that on?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Nooner just got owned itt

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Nooner just got owned itt

Don't be mean to nooner he is my friend :grin:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



OctoberBlues posted:

Oh, what site do you do that on?

'nice

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I bought a semi automatic battle assault shotgun online this week. Not really a dark secret I suppose, and I dont really feel bad about it either, but it was a politically driven firearms purchase which is unusual for me.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
That's a real dumb purchase friend

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Captain Yossarian posted:

That's a real dumb purchase friend

yeah honestly there's not a lot of places to shoot it , like indoor ranges allow it but its just fuckin rude as gently caress and outdoor ranges always delegate you to loving skeet - dont get me wrong thats fun - but i just wanna go bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang and , well, i dunno where to do that. do you have any tips??

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i touch myself sometimes

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



lonesomedwarf posted:

im going to kill myselg

miss u rlready bud rip

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I like the smell of my own farts. :cripes:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

I bought a semi automatic battle assault shotgun online this week. Not really a dark secret I suppose, and I dont really feel bad about it either, but it was a politically driven firearms purchase which is unusual for me.

Please do not assassinate President Obama

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i just wanna bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang and , well, i dunno where to do that. do you have any tips??

numberoneposter posted:

i touch myself sometimes

Seems like you two could touch noodles

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