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HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


Xiulan picks up the small device and holds it up to her earlobe. "Oh Fernanda, you always do great work, those philistines just don't understand, it even looks pretty. I'll go first." Xiulan takes off her hat and lies down on the surgical table. "Whenever you're ready girl. After we're done for the day, lets go to mess and get a few drinks, make faces at the boys." She laughs a bit before relaxing on the table. After the surgery is over she gets up and turns to Fernanda, "I'll see you later yeah?" as she leaves she says to Solomon, "You should come out too, the boys might not like your face like they do ours, but that trick you pulled making that rating drink burning promethium? That was all laughs, besides us Slaaneshi know how to have fun. Hit me up if you're down, I know you tend to be busy." Xiulan puts her hat back on and waves bye to everyone in the room.

Over the past few weeks, Xiulan has tended to stick with Solomon, having dedicated herself to the same Prince. As for the others, she is alright with them, though Olga's choice of god leaves a quite literal sour taste in her mouth, annoying at times but perfect when downing a shot of amasec. Everything has its silver lining I suppose. Above anyone else, Xiulan spends the most time with Fernanda, always getting into trouble with her and either charming her way out of the situation or cracking a few skulls. She's a ton of fun to be around to be honest and she did a great job with the skeletal petrifaction. They'll often spend long hours talking about how their day went and just being there for each other. Definitely will be a repeat customer, even if its just for the company. Over the months, Xiulan has relied on her charms to get information from others, not one to ask directly, but to play around with their hearts and minds until she gets what she wants. It doesn't always work however, her firey personality will often get in the way. Though she was a village priestess, she was never that great at keeping up with her studies, often being frustrated. She's picked up a few things, but most of it is forgotten as she never really thought it all that important in the pursuit of excessive power.

Charm to learn stuff: 1d100 74 1 DoF Tries to charm someone into revealing something, sets them on fire
Deceive: 1d100 25 3 DoS Sees a journal, tells the owner that she wont set them on fire if they hand it over, sets them on fire anyway.
pre:
Xiulan, aka Julia
Human Psyker
Pride: Grace
Disgrace: Greed
Motivation: Perfection
Dedication: Slaanesh

WS: 41 25 +16
BS: 24  25 +4 -5
ST: 35 25 +10
TN: 30 25 +8 -3
AG: 42 25 +12 +5
IN: 28 25 +6 -3
PE: 35 25 +10
WP: 51 25 +16 +5 +5 
FL: 53 25 +18 +5 +5

Infamy: 22
Corruption: 6 http://orokos.com/roll/419983
Wounds: 11

Traits:
Quick and the Dead
The Old Ways
Psyker

Talents:
Psy Rating 3
Weapon Training (Primary, Flame)
Warp Sense
Iron Jaw
Bulging Biceps

Skills:
Awareness
Psyniscience
Common Lore(War, Koronus Expanse)
Language(Low Gothic)
Trade(Remembrancer)
Forbidden Lore (Psykers)
Deceive
Dodge
Charm

Psychic Powers:
Manifest Flame
Fire Bolt
Flame Gauntlets

Advances: 950/1000
Unarmed Warrior -500
Willpower Simple -250
Fellowship Simple -100
Charm -100

Gear:
Laspistol
Best Quality Vicious Weapon
Best Quality Fire Caster
Best Quality Dagger
Psy Focus
Best Quality Giant Spider Silk Robes
4 Lasclips
4 Fire flasks, 2 tox flasks, 2 dream flasks

Implants:
Skeletal Petrifaction

Acquisition:
Skeletal Petrifaction

HukHukHuk fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 23, 2016

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HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


After a round of drinks with Solomon and Fernanda, Xiulan sits on her bed. Oooh, a locker full of goodies!, Xiulan quickly taps in a message to Solomon regarding the find and misremembering that Olga has a wired up brain (actually the heretek she's always with), she texts her with a message of "Hey girl, there's a locker full of free stuff, we're gonna go pry it open it you wanna come with, I heard there's a lot of stuff in it so its like a two for one deal on free things, should totally come out, let me know yeah?"

HukHukHuk fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Jul 23, 2016

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


Xiulan decides to help Solomon with the deception attempt, going along with his queues and pointing at people with a burning finger. "Well, he's right ya know, Solomon's pretty good at cards, I can tell I'm a witch remember? Now anyways, why would you get mad at little ol me? Klive wasn't the only one pining at me that night, or most nights really." Xiulan points at people again, "You were definitely looking my way, if you wanted to get in my good graces, you may as well let us go, right big boy?"

If they decide to start fighting, I'll elect to charge Julenna if there's distance or aim/standard attack with my burning fists.
charm dese fukrs vs 33: 1d100 47

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Well, this beats me. Lets take it to Fernanda, she'll know what to do, or we can go pay Klive a visit and beat a code out of him or something."

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


'Kay, so I want those data slates, 2 bottles of amasec and that case of pens, the rest of that stuff is whatever to me.

HukHukHuk fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jul 28, 2016

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


Slightly drunk, Xiulan wobbles a bit in place. "Well, whatever, lets go already." Xiulan takes a look at one of the data slates, a poorly written romance novel titled "Steamroom Shenanigans: Pounded Under the Catachan Rain." Xiulan smiles and takes another sip of amasec, hidden in her sleeve.

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Well, I kinda spent all this time taking pictures of myself and putting captions from all this porn I found on them. I wanna use these on these poor saps. We can call them witch thoughts or something." Xiulan laughs, and follows up with, "we can totally surprise them after we find out where everything is and like, burn them all alive in glorious combat, but lets find out where we're going first."

"If anything, were there any auspex readings at all of where we're being thrown down? The sooner we find out where we're gonna burn, the faster we can burn it and hopefully I can come back and drink with Fernanda again."

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Lets grab our stuff and go, all this smut isn't going to distribute itself,"
as Xiulan picks up her dataslates with a dumb smile on her face. "I wonder what they gave us in those pods, it seems like it would be important." Xiulan walks towards the pods and begins to look at their contents and saying, "Does anyone want an autographed dataslate before we head off?, haha."

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Well, look what we have here!"Xiulan grabs what's important right away, the 3 bottles of amasec, the detox, a book, a satchel of clothes and supplies and one of the grapnel launchers. "I can always hurl a fire into the sky if I need to signal anything, so that's ok and I'm terrible at throwing or shooting anything. I'm just going to be me and they're gonna deal with it." Oh Hasaba, if they think im a magical lady, they'll buy into the fact that they're just enchanted stones or something ya know?

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Alright, I don't want to die early, I'm too cool for that. Now, I suck at getting around, except for getting around; so lead the way." Xiulan follows whoever has the best sense of direction, taking a quick swig of Amasec.

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Do all horses talk on this planet? Come along and have some Amasec, I'll get started.". Xiulan takes a swig and offers Clover some of the bottle as a symbol of friendship. "Don't be shy now, I don't bite."

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"My house is in the sky, yes, but do you know other humans? Can you take us to them? A planet what we are standing on, its a big rock floating in the sky. Its hard to believe but its true! You're cool, Clover. We're friends now! I have a friend in the sky called Slaanesh, you should totally be friends with him too!"

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"We can all go together! Yay!" Xiulan is happy at the thought of having a new friend, "and it would help us blend in if we want to pretend we're mercenaries or something if we come along a main road like that."

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Clover, did you notice anything when you went to the north?" Xiulan points to where the psychic disturbance is coming from. "Was there anyone strange? Was that there the special mushrooms were?" Xiulan thought to herself, maybe the horse will be able to give us some basic insight on what is to come in the trial ahead.

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"I'm gonna go with the horse, it's been awhile since we've gotten into a fight, may as well take on something a bit easier and learn how the natives are" Xiulan then turns to the horse and goes "Let's go Clover!"

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


Xiulan thinks to herself, "Every witch needs her bitches..." and then says "Girls night out it is!, lets go gently caress poo poo up and talk about boys. When we get back, we'll hook up with Fernanda and get crunk." Xiulan then gets ready to jump some militia and tells Clover to be real quiet while they do their thing. "Oooh, before I forget." Xiulan concentrates on a tree, and begins to sing "Don't say a word while we dance with the devil, you brought a fire to a world so cold..." The tree catches fire and Xiulan continues her song, with a different spell "We're running out of time on a highway to never, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.." As she finishes her verse, the flames leap from the tree and hold on to her hand, as if beckoned over.

Manifest Flame vs 86: 1d100 44
Flame Gauntlet vs 76: 1d100 38

HukHukHuk fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Oct 9, 2016

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


Well, lets get this party started, we can always weave in and out of the houses if we need. Xiulan moves towards C to make short work of the soldiers there.
init: 1d10+4 14 + quick and the dead 16

Xiulan will charge the sergeant of group C from the right flank, and keeping out of sight of group D as much as possible.
charge! vs 91: 1d100 8
damage gauntlet: 1d10+8 14 9 DoS replacing roll of 6, Primitive 7 7+8 new total 15


pre:
WS BS St Tn Ag In Pe Wp Fl IF Wounds 11/11 
41 24 35 30 42 28 35 51 53 22 Infamy 2/2

Armor: Best Quality Giant Spider Silk Robes 5 All Primitive
Weapons: Flaming Gauntlet 1d10+8 E Flame Primitive 7 Proven 3 // Fire Bolt +10 Manifest 1d10+3 Flame on 5+ DoS
         Flame Caster 2d10 E Clip 3 Reload 3 Spray Flame Primitive 8 // Vicious weapon 1d5+6 R Crippling 2 Primitive 8 Tearing Unbalanced
Talents: Iron Jaw, Bulging Biceps, Psy Rating 3
Skills: Dodge, Awareness, Psyniscience
Traits: Quick and the Dead, The Old Ways, Psyker 

HukHukHuk fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Oct 16, 2016

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


Xiulan, ever the showboat, decides to do something fun with her target. She stands over the passed out body of the sergeant and yells at the top of her lungs, "I'm like a firecracker and I make things hot!" The flames covering the dying man form a ring around the girls with Xiulan at the center. "Everyone all eyes on me in the center of this ring! When I snap my fingers, everyone gonna trip!" The flames on Xiulan's hands float into the air as she runs her hand along the curves of her body and reaches into the flames with an upraised hand. With a snap, the flames rush to her elbow as she drops hard onto the neck of the fallen sergeant, snapping his head right off of his body and flipping back on her feet to catch the head as it flies into the air. "There's only two kinds of guys out there, ones that can hang with me and ones that are scared, so I hope you all came prepared!" Xiulan stretches out her hand, welcoming any soldiers to join the group and proclaiming. "Don't just stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do! Everybody let go, we can make a warband right now!"

Coup De Grace: 2d10m3+8 23
Zealous Hatred: 1d10 6
Wrasslin Charm: 1d100 38

pre:
WS BS St Tn Ag In Pe Wp Fl IF Wounds 11/11 
41 24 35 30 42 28 35 51 53 22 Infamy 2/2

Armor: Best Quality Giant Spider Silk Robes 3 Head/4 Others Primitive
Weapons: Flaming Gauntlet 1d10+8 E Flame Primitive 7 Proven 3 // Fire Bolt +10 Manifest 1d10+3 Flame on 5+ DoS
         Flame Caster 2d10 E Clip 3 Reload 3 Spray Flame Primitive 8 // Vicious weapon 1d5+6 R Crippling 2 Primitive 8 Tearing Unbalanced
Talents: Iron Jaw, Bulging Biceps, Psy Rating 3
Skills: Dodge, Awareness, Psyniscience
Traits: Quick and the Dead, The Old Ways, Psyker 

HukHukHuk fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Oct 21, 2016

HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


"Ugh, there's blood all over my pretty robes, damnit!" Xiulan moves to the edge of the barn so she can see the Knight about to flee and yells with the full fury of a woman out for blood. "You son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you my new thang!" as she blows a kiss of pure flame at him.

Half action move to the edge of the barn, half action incantation with a psyfocus for +20, Push +5 PR a total of PR 8, modifier of +10 for Firebolt
FIREBOLT vs 121: 1d100 29 5+ DoS Target is set on fire
damage: 1d10 5 Replacing damage roll with 10 from 10 DoS, no RF total 18 damage before reduction
Psychic Phenomena: 1d100+45 46 Psychic Phenomena Bloody Tears

pre:
WS BS St Tn Ag In Pe Wp Fl IF Wounds 8/11 
41 24 35 30 42 28 35 51 53 22 Infamy 2/2

Armor: Best Quality Giant Spider Silk Robes 3 Head/4 Others Primitive
Weapons: Flaming Gauntlet 1d10+8 E Flame Primitive 7 Proven 3 // Fire Bolt +10 Manifest 1d10+3 Flame on 5+ DoS
         Flame Caster 2d10 E Clip 3 Reload 3 Spray Flame Primitive 8 // Vicious weapon 1d5+6 R Crippling 2 Primitive 8 Tearing Unbalanced
Talents: Iron Jaw, Bulging Biceps, Psy Rating 3
Skills: Dodge, Awareness, Psyniscience
Traits: Quick and the Dead, The Old Ways, Psyker 

HukHukHuk fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Oct 27, 2016

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HukHukHuk
Jun 27, 2011

I am the sound of cats and hairballs.
Xiulan, the Pretty Pyromancer


Xiulan sees the mutant and for a moment, is in shock! However, her instinctual need to be the star of the show kicks in and she snaps herself out of it. She peeks around the corner to see the squad moving towards them and prepares to burn another target, this time being the sergeant leading squad B in hopes of breaking their stride. She traces a small heart of flame in front of her, grabs and blows the kiss in a purposely exaggerated fashion, "MWAH!" Afterwards, she ducks back towards the northwestern end of the barn, ready to charge at anyone dumb enough to engage close quarters.

fear vs 61: 1d100 63
reroll infamy-1 vs 61: 1d100 51
Incantation Firebolt w/ Psy focus PR 3 Unfettered vs 91+: 1d100 84
firebolt damage 1d10+3: 1d10+3 13
Zealous Hatred: 1d5 5

pre:
WS BS St Tn Ag In Pe Wp Fl IF Wounds 8/11 
41 24 35 30 42 28 35 51 53 22 Infamy 1/2

Armor: Best Quality Giant Spider Silk Robes 3 Head/4 Others Primitive
Weapons: Flaming Gauntlet 1d10+8 E Flame Primitive 7 Proven 3 // Fire Bolt +10 Manifest 1d10+3 Flame on 5+ DoS
         Flame Caster 2d10 E Clip 3 Reload 3 Spray Flame Primitive 8 // Vicious weapon 1d5+6 R Crippling 2 Primitive 8 Tearing Unbalanced
Talents: Iron Jaw, Bulging Biceps, Psy Rating 3
Skills: Dodge, Awareness, Psyniscience
Traits: Quick and the Dead, The Old Ways, Psyker 

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