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I just drove home from Baltimore, MD to Columbus, OH because I wanted to bang my wife really bad. I had a flight out at 5 yesterday and I check in to see what she's up to and of course she's shopping, but sends pictures of lingerie so I was like hell yeah I'm going to pork you bitch and she was like sure. The point of boner inception for me has always been the point when I realize I'm going to slap hams, so I'm in the airport staring at yoga pants and hiding my bonage. Now the lady comes on the intercom and is like hey idiots, flights cancelled suck my dick, come up here and we'll hook you up with something else. So I waddle over all bent over to accommodate my wood, and she's like yeah there's another flight but gently caress you we might cancel that poo poo too (gently caress off). Now I'm all, "no, gently caress u." and cancelled the flight then picked up my rental from Enterprise. So then I drove until like 3am but my wife was asleep and wouldn't let me bang her. It was basically exactly like a Greek tragedy. quote:Southwest Airlines canceled more than 250 flights Friday as the fallout from Wednesday’s technical glitch stretched into a third day. Overall, the carrier has canceled about 1,850 flights since the problem first surfaced. They are still about a million times better than United though. http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/flights/todayinthesky/2016/07/22/southwest-airlines-flight-woes-cascade-into-friday/87430038/ Dave_Indeed fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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I just flew in from boca raton, and boy are my arms tired
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:31 |
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OP does not have a wife, he made that up.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:31 |
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Op is so fat the plane couldn't get off the ground!
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:31 |
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Fuk u op
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:31 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:OP does not have a wife, he made that up. Fun marriage tip, when a group of hot girls walk in to the restaurant, take your ring off and hand it to her like, "Here hold this for a second".
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:32 |
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dang dave, your catching a lot of heat itt
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:32 |
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Southwest rules, I hope this glitch fucks with travel some more when I fly with them on Tuesday so they offer me vouchers to give up my seat because I dont give a poo poo if I'm late on work travel
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:34 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Fun marriage tip, when a group of hot girls walk in to the restaurant, take your ring off and hand it to her like, "Here hold this for a second". wife to meet you
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:36 |
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This was the best review of a an airline cancellation I have ever read. Kudos to you and your blue balls.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:37 |
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All the people screeching and crying about the delays and cancellations messing with their plans, who cares we all know you don't have anything important to do at the other end of your flight or you wouldn't be flying Southwest to begin with
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:38 |
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Dave, I want to take a moment to just say, I think you're a decent poster, but what really gets me every time you post is seeing that damned cat avatar. "meow we're talking"? poo poo gets me every time. lol.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:39 |
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I hope every airline goes out of business and that we have to go back to travel by train just like my hero Dagny Tiger from Atlas Shrugs.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:40 |
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The Bananana posted:Dave, I want to take a moment to just say, I think you're a decent poster, but what really gets me every time you post is seeing that damned cat avatar. Fight me you gently caress Anyways mr. Dave sorry about your donger
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:44 |
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drat dude I'm pretty sure they should give you back the cost of a hooker they basically stole an organ from you
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:54 |
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I have a flight on Southwest tomorrow
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:55 |
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as somebody who is responsible when things crash, i'm feeling very happy to not be responsible for that edit: not planes crashing, computers
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:56 |
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gannyGrabber posted:Fight me you gently caress Good to see you too, old friend
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:02 |
Fun marriage tip: introduce your wife as "my first wife"
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:08 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:So then I drove until like 3am but my wife was asleep and wouldn't let me bang her. It was basically exactly like a Greek tragedy. I'm in Ohio, next time I'll bang your wife for you dude
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:21 |
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silly programmers probably have a 'off by 1 error' in the drink dispenser program.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:28 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I just drove home from Baltimore, MD to Columbus, OH because I wanted to bang my wife really bad. Its okay op me and five other dudes banged yourwife for you
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:54 |
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Checking in at Dublin, ready to bang your wife. I too also have family in and around BMORE so I can swing that way too and knock out two birds with one stone, one of those birds being your wife. Lmk
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:58 |
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I have a Southwest flight home on Sunday, actually pretty excited the prospect of spending a paid day farting around Austin.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:02 |
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I'm in German Village you could have swung by for a beejer.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:05 |
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I have an unrelated question: Why does Columbus have such a hard-on for roundabouts?
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:09 |
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Can you imagine how loving horrific traffic would be with just stoplights? People are already really terrible at driving here
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:11 |
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PIV is always rape, OP. Leave your wife alone.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:11 |
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I wonder who banged your wife in the meantime. Check with the neighbours
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:12 |
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sorry about your bants
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:16 |
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I like Spirit Airlines
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:18 |
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Boinks posted:I have an unrelated question: Personally I really don't get how roundabouts fix the flow of traffic, if anything it seems like they would slow it down more because it's a longer distance to make the turn and you still have to stop?
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:18 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I like Spirit Airlines that's because Team Hector has Spirit YES WE DO
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:21 |
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Boinks posted:I have an unrelated question: Really it's just our surrounding suburbs that do. There a few in Bexley, which is inside Columbus, but the speed limit is 25 through there anyway. There's none of the big ones in the city, just in the outskirts.
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CJacobs posted:Personally I really don't get how roundabouts fix the flow of traffic, if anything it seems like they would slow it down more because it's a longer distance to make the turn and you still have to stop? You don't have to stop, you only have to yield if the oncoming cars are close enough that you wouldn't be able to get in without cutting them off - usually the rule of thumb is when they are 90 degrees away in the circle or less. My town just threw in a couple roundabouts and there's so many people that just treat them like 4 way stops anyway and it's maddening. Incidentally this is why proper roundabout design' calls for a plant or other visual obstacle in the middle of the roundabout so you can't see the other side (because it makes people stop when they shouldn't when there is a car there).
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:25 |
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psychokitty posted:that's because Team Hector has Spirit YES WE DO Lufthansa is good too, they have a free cognac cart
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:27 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Lufthansa is good too, they have a free cognac cart I have enjoyed my Lufthansa flights. Also Thai Airways and Jamaica Airways (free champagne... or Red Stripe but w/e).
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:29 |
Lufthansa is great.
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# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:30 |
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I asked her how all the sex she got from https://www.somethingawful.com/forums members was and she said it was terrific but ended it with a question mark. Roylicious posted:You don't have to stop, you only have to yield if the oncoming cars are close enough that you wouldn't be able to get in without cutting them off - usually the rule of thumb is when they are 90 degrees away in the circle or less. My town just threw in a couple roundabouts and there's so many people that just treat them like 4 way stops anyway and it's maddening. This and cruising the left lane should be the death penalty.
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