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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Opening this thread was a mistake. A delicious mistake.

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


DQ dogs are bad but BK dogs make them look saintly by comparison

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

CrashCat posted:

DQ dogs are bad but BK dogs make them look saintly by comparison
Burger King straight up stole doobie's recipes.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm a fan of a good Pickens County Tornado

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I hear tell tomorrow is national hot dog day. :slick:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

MR. TUBESTEAK: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE DOG.


Hot dog life hack.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I repeat: this hot dog thread is completely unsolicited.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
This poo poo just got stickied!!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


you won't get away with this, cat

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Manifest posted:

Burger King straight up stole doobie's recipes.

seems pointless since they'll never put their coke IN THE BOTTLE

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

you won't get away with this, cat

Forums poster Jermy Mumphrey's last words.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


King of Bees posted:

I hear tell tomorrow is national hot dog day. :slick:
i thought we already had that

turns out we're both right

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/07/20/heres-where-to-get-free-hot-dogs-on-national-hot-dog-day.html

yeesh

I especially like the last bit

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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A MAN WITH A PLAN.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

gently caress yeah!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

numberoneposter posted:

MR. TUBESTEAK: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE DOG.


Hot dog life hack.

awesome, hotdogs are better boiled or steamed than grilled anyways

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

bacon wrapped beauties: https://www.instagram.com/p/BIJBI3fBUGL/?hl=en

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Dreddout posted:

What's your favorite hotdog, GBS?


This image always makes me want to wrap my mouth around some weiners

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
My grandfather refers to all large hotdogs and/or sausages as "blue veiners" which I feel is good.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm thinking about going to the park for a dog and some pokemon!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Got some hot dates lined up for the weekend!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
please don't post pictures of hot dogs with ketchup on them, this is very triggering for me as it's loving gross

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Tato posted:

please don't post pictures of hot dogs with ketchup on them, this is very triggering for me as it's loving gross

What the gently caress

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
He's right, ketchup is for children

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The Cubelodyte posted:

Costco hotdogs are just alright IMO. Neither bad nor particularly outstanding.

The polish are better, because the spices add a tiny bit of flavor to them.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Tato posted:

please don't post pictures of hot dogs with ketchup on them, this is very triggering for me as it's loving gross
Let's make a few things clear in this thread:

1) A hot dog with ketchup is absolutely haram.
2) A hot dog is not a sandwich.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I think hunting Pokémon while noshing a dog in the park is a perfect Friday evening. Youll get exercise and the protein for your muscle development. Tomorrow will be even better because it's national hot dog day and eating a dog is like giving you a big bonus on finding rare pokes.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
hot dog is a sandwich

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
im gonna buy and eat some hot dogs today because of this thread. suggest toppings please. right now im thinkin onion kraut mustard, but could broaded my horizons depending on how ambitious im feeling.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

SeaTard posted:

The polish are better, because the spices add a tiny bit of flavor to them.

Hmm, I'll have to try them.

I ran errands during lunch and it took a supreme act of willpower to not pull into the Der Weinerschnitzel I passed along the way. Their chili-cheese dogs trigger a total Homer response in me. It's shameful, really.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

im gonna buy and eat some hot dogs today because of this thread. suggest toppings please. right now im thinkin onion kraut mustard, but could broaded my horizons depending on how ambitious im feeling.

Don't forget the relish

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

Dreddout posted:

What's your favorite hotdog, GBS?



This is horseshit. An Italian hot dog is a griddle fried hot dog topped with Italian frying peppers, chunky home fried potatoes, and spicy brown mustard on a hard (aka torpedo) roll. Only turd tongued fuckwads put ketchup on a hot dog. Keep this NYC bullshit out of a proud NJ staple. I will fight anyone who says differently. Removes shirt, hands gold chain to a nearby honey.

Nickelodeon Household fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jul 22, 2016

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
The problem with hot dogs is much like the problems in the world. Nobody agrees and everyone thinks they're right. :(

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

The problem with hot dogs is much like the problems in the world. Nobody agrees and everyone thinks they're right. :(

I'm starting a unity church

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

im gonna buy and eat some hot dogs today because of this thread. suggest toppings please. right now im thinkin onion kraut mustard, but could broaded my horizons depending on how ambitious im feeling.
A buttfuck load of wasabi instead of mustard. Kimchi instead of saurkraut. Also japanese style mayo and/or teriyaki on the bun. Serve with ginger on the side lol.

HOTTU DOGGU!!!

OlmanRiver
Mar 30, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcDiYwkP_-E

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

numberoneposter posted:

A buttfuck load of wasabi instead of mustard. Kimchi instead of saurkraut. Also japanese style mayo and/or teriyaki on the bun. Serve with ginger on the side lol.

HOTTU DOGGU!!!

i dont know if you want me to find and grate real wasabi or if you just don't know what wasabi is.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Ketchup and mustard.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Sweet and zesty

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

i dont know if you want me to find and grate real wasabi or if you just don't know what wasabi is.
wasabi paste because im a lazy lazy man.

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