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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Ever read the wikipedia "talk" section? It's where the hyper-spergs who actually write all the articles about warhammer or trains or whatever bitchfight over inane rules and personal preference. It's a horror show a lot of the time. You can basically click the talk tab at the top of any wikipedia page and find insane ramblings about the most minute poo poo. It's incredible what people get riled up about really

Try it out and post your findings, the plainer the thing the better usually

Step into the mind of Pure Autism.. today

Talk page of "colour"

quote:

This is an outrage. The citizens of the United State of America (it is not comprised of every state on the continent of America...) you are an ungrateful lot. You are given a language and you have to change it. Why ? to be different. Now you are trying to change to change English to American. If Colour cannot exist, then drat it I want you to see the world without IT. Oh and Interiot - can you find the flaw in your english expression above. I will give you a hint ( double negative) --if you cannot find it, it is contained in "Since it's not a non-controversial move))." Not a non-.... I think you mean it would be a .. oh never mind. Go read Orwell on the decline of the English language. --dbmoodb 11:52, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Most of the stuff is too widely discussed to quote comfortably here so link if it's really long and funny

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

are there any good ones on the page for witch house

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

are there any good ones on the page for witch house

witch house is good so yea probably

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


david carradine

edit



a whole lotta words about jim crow laws (don't read this)



PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WIKIPEDIA, BRING BACK HOTMAIL

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jul 22, 2016

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





quote:

In the old days we just called these people freaks and weirdos

I know it's part of your ideology now that if people think they are this and that, like a 50 year old man thinking he's a 6 year old girl, then he must be. These kinds of articles denigrate from Wikipedia's credibility as a reliable source of information. It's anything goes on this website. Most, if not all the other webpages on the subject of the Otherkin overwhelmingly agree that these people are just stupid freaks and weirdos and should not be afforded any respect. I think there needs to be an international hashtag movement to get Wikipedia to improve on its standards and to stop treating these complete nuts as a legitimate minority group. #GetYourActTogetherWikipedia — Preceding unsigned comment added by 60.240.79.144 (talk) 21:40, 7 March 2016 (UTC)

quote:

Let's unpack that barrage of hateful, dehumanising prejudice used to fashion a carefully crafted narrative that appeals to the "transgender predator" moral panic and tries to capitalise on the right-wing histrionics surrounding that queer cryptid, which makes Bigfoot almost appear like solid, established science. First, note that in mainstream discussions, the prototypical transgender person is always male-assigned, their female-assigned counterpart passed over in near-total silence, and this example is no different. Second, the choice of an adult person as example, since transgender children cannot be easily demonised as dangerous deviants and perpetrators of heinous crimes (only as victims of a sinister "transgender lobby"). Third, the assumption that transgender people are deluded, hence seriously mentally ill, believing themselves to be what they are patently obviously not – instead of feeling detached from and (usually) uncomfortable to some (often major, not infrequently crippling) extent with their assigned gender (which can easily lead to psychological troubles and consequences as harsh as suicidal tendencies if left untreated), while (typically) harbouring a profound longing and desire to live and to be perceived as their "chosen" or identity gender. Fourth, the implied assumption that mentally ill – and by extension, via the preceding assumption, transgender – people inherently pose a grave danger to society (instead of, as is the case in the real world, being far more likely to be victims than offenders of serious criminal acts). Fifth, the conflation of mental illness in the form of delusion, pedophilia, child sexual abuse, transgender and otherkin in order to portray unconventional, minority, rare or stigmatised identity perceptions as somehow completely unacceptable and in need of ruthless pushback. Sixth, the choice of the epitome of "creepiness", an older adult man (of never explicated sexual orientation), at the age when they are considered the "creepiest", about 50, too old to be likely judged attractive, but too young to be likely judged frail and harmless. Seventh, the choice of a little girl as the man's "target persona" to imply that he would specifically endanger the most vulnerable (at least to sexual abuse) members of society (apart from, you know, the disabled or mentally ill) – and also those most likely to be judged "cute" and appeal to our protective instincts, an appeal to emotion if I ever saw one –, children at the age of about 6, by seeking out their company – presumably to prey on them sexually. Of course, in reality that makes no sense, because a man who believed he was a little girl would presumably behave like one, which might look utterly goofy, eccentric or weird to outsiders (another way to portray transgender as wrong and shameful, by having the putative transgender person come across as absolutely ridiculous – an older woman behaving in a boyish way, for example, not to mention other possible constellations, would be percieved much more positively), but not pose a grave danger at all, considering that little-girl behaviour does not involve preying on other children, luring them into dark corners and sexually abusing them, as is clearly implied here! Note further the implied assumption that typical sexual abusers are creepy, weird strangers ("Slavering Beasts"), while the actual fact is that they are rarely strangers but usually family members or other acquaintances who have gained the victim's trust already. (Not to mention that I've never heard of a transgender person who intended to "transition to child", as it were, or live as a child; transgender is about changing your gender only, not your age, considering that the desire to change to a younger age medically or surgically is an absolutely mainstream preoccupation in our society, and feeling like a child inside, childlike behaviour in adults, and longing one could be a child again is not exactly rare, either.) The amount of hateful, stupid and wrong is breath-taking here, and makes one wonder which side rightfully deserves to be called "mentally ill", "freak" or "weirdo". As usual, bigoted right-wing fanatics construct an actually delusional mirror world by inverting the roles of perpetrator and victim – "freaks" and "weirdos" are almost invariably on the receiving end of abuse (of all kinds), not those who dish it out. Instead of questioning the alleged sinister "gay agenda", it is necessary to put the right-wing agenda under the lens, namely the preservation of the ability to bully, hurt and torture all those who do not fit into the narrow worldview of hateful zealots in denial of their own giant privilege. --Florian Blaschke (talk) 18:02, 25 May 2016 (UTC)

quote:

This is not a forum. — Jeraphine Gryphon (talk) 06:02, 7 June 2016 (UTC)

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Noopept is one of the most evidently effective nootropics out there, but it's wikipedia page has basically no info on its effects. As far as I can tell it's because of this guy who considers his high school level understanding of biology to trump that of Russian scientists:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
That guy makes a good point. Trannies are just otherkin with really boring alternate personalities.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Back when I was in highschool and Wikipedia was still pretty new we used to always dick around with our high schools page and like put in little things like it's home of the gayest soccer team in America and stuff and it would always get changed back in like a day


Who is the guy monitoring some stupid highschool wiki page for vandalism lol

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aluminium/Spelling/Archive_1

There are three archives about how to spell Aluminum

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nooner posted:

Back when I was in highschool and Wikipedia was still pretty new we used to always dick around with our high schools page and like put in little things like it's home of the gayest soccer team in America and stuff and it would always get changed back in like a day


Who is the guy monitoring some stupid highschool wiki page for vandalism lol

i wrote my name as a former inhabitant of my hometown and it was removed as being 'nonsense' a while after i did it so i blanked the guys user page and called him a dickless cocksucking turbosperg or something of that nature.

his response went from 'lol who is this' to 'i will call the police on your ISP'

wikipedia is a good place to gently caress with people

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

angerbeet posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aluminium/Spelling/Archive_1

There are three archives about how to spell Aluminum

Personally I don't mind that the "official" spelling is listed as 'aluminium' because while both spellings are accepted as valid its original spelling upon being named was aluminium, and furthermore Faaaaaart FART FAAAAAAAAAAAAART

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Phone posting now but a guilty pleasure of mine is reading the talk pages of poo poo like the Muhammed article or Biogenesis or Stellar Nucleosynthesis. If it has 9+ archive pages and a bunch of don't bitch here warnings it'll be good.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


this proceeds to go on for more than half the length of the talk page

edit: there are almost 5,000 words of discussion about the size of donald trump's signature on his wikipedia page

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


"it's a FACT", claims user who didn't read his sources that explain that it is actually not a fact

edit:

on the subject of photos on the article for 'cuteness'



CJacobs fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jul 22, 2016

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
There's a heated discussion going on in the Something Awful page about adding an entry for Aatrek, lol.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:chloe:

got a live one there i see

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Lamest_edit_wars

Meta as gently caress: Talk page for the page chronicling wikipedia's lamest slap-fights contains two year long argument over whether the title is ableist.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

also lol^



pronunciation of Uranus has pages of this

e:better pic

Macasaurus fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jul 22, 2016

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think golbez had a good av before

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crucifixion/Archive_6#Merge_the_anime_section_with_the_cartoon_section

quote:

My thanks to TrashLock for explaining what drew this sudden attention. It appears to me that the website is here, at something called "somethingawful", filed under "General Bullshit/Wikipedias insular culture imploding in on itself". Clearly, a high-quality scholarly site (sarcasm intentional).

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Celluloid Sam posted:

i think golbez had a good av before

it wasn't bad but it was getting old

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


wow gently caress that TrashLock guy

notify them of this you nark :goatsecx:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


some of that cruxifixion in anime discussion is me, and it looks like they removed the good parts <ad hominem removed>

I want to physically harm wikipedia admins sometimes.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

(sarcasm intentional).

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nooner posted:

Back when I was in highschool and Wikipedia was still pretty new we used to always dick around with our high schools page and like put in little things like it's home of the gayest soccer team in America and stuff and it would always get changed back in like a day


Who is the guy monitoring some stupid highschool wiki page for vandalism lol

I think that it's partly automated. You should do some proper edits before vandalizing.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

hemophilia posted:

some of that cruxifixion in anime discussion is me, and it looks like they removed the good parts <ad hominem removed>

I want to physically harm wikipedia admins sometimes.

lol tryptofish

that was a fun ride

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hello everyone,

I firmly believe that Wikipedia must protect itself not only from the insidious encroachment of government and corporate "spies" posing as Wikipedians but also the encroachment of Orwellian "new-speak," and I suggest that the reference to "Commander in Chief" is one such encroachment.

Because someone inserted the above reference, I inserted this paragraph as an attempt to clarify this misleading and much-abused phrase:

In fairness, it should be remembered in regard to this criticism that, under the Constitution, the president is "commander-in-chief" of the military. He is the public servant of the American people. The Dixie Chicks were not serving members of the military but citizens of the United States. In this sense, they exercised one of the most fundamental freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution: the right of citizens to criticize their own public servants who they feel abuse their powers or violate laws or fundamental morals in the name of the American people.

I think this is a fair statement in light of the way the expression "Commander in Chief" is abused. However, someone deleted it. If so, then I have deleted the original mention of the phrase.

The president is not an emperor. He is a public official. He is the public servant of the American people. He is not the "commander in chief" of the American people.

I insist that this phrase either be deleted all together or explained. To do otherwise is, I believe, to subvert Wikipedia's golden rule of NPOV.

Thanks,

--Gunnermanz 13:27, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

OctoberBlues posted:

Hello everyone,

I firmly believe that Wikipedia must protect itself not only from the insidious encroachment of government and corporate "spies" posing as Wikipedians but also the encroachment of Orwellian "new-speak," and I suggest that the reference to "Commander in Chief" is one such encroachment.

--Gunnermanz 13:27, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Can you imagine if, after all the lethal interrogation training and induction assassinations and masonic rituals, you were invited into the Illuminati bunker only to be sat at a desk and told to edit wikipedia so that the President was CiC of the people and not for the people :nsamad:

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
I edited an article on the Battle of Solferino back in college and it was up there long enough to get cribbed by some outside sites about the Red Cross (the battle is what inspired Dunant to form it). So for years after it was removed from Wikipedia there were pages attesting that Dunant was horrified by the scorched earth tactics of General Trogdor von Burninator.

Edit: lol here's one http://www.statemaster.com/encyclopedia/Battle-of-Solf%C3%A9rino

quote:

The Battle of Solfιrino was a decisive engagement mostly caused by French intervention against General Trogdor von Burninator of Austria and his scorched earth policy of burninating the countryside and genocidal practice of burninating all the peasants in the Italian Campaign in the Franco-Austrian War. The geo-political context for the war was the nationalist struggle to unify Italy, long divided between France, Austria, Spain and the Papal States. The battle took place near the village of Solferino, Italy, a location between Milan and Verona.



Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jul 23, 2016

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

Strategic Tea posted:

Can you imagine if, after all the lethal interrogation training and induction assassinations and masonic rituals, you were invited into the Illuminati bunker only to be sat at a desk and told to edit wikipedia so that the President was CiC of the people and not for the people :nsamad:

i'm sure there's enough here to goonily dichotimize 1984 and BNW

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Go to the talk page for "Beyonder" (It's some Marvel Comics character/being/thing) and find the thread called "Beyonder Is Omnipotent". Keep in mind, this is a comic book character from the 80s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beyonder

Also, go to the talk page for "Female ejaculation". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Female_ejaculation Now, obviously this is a controversial sexual topic, but come on. How many of these people do you think have experienced, or even SEEN what they're talking about? Here are some great lines:

"Feminism has nothing to do with anything these days."
"Not trying to sound like a voyeur or anything, but since there's a video tape of a male ejaculating on the male ejaculation page, shouldn't some one volunteer to do a taping on the female ejaculation page?"
"an article this big needs a picture. perhaps one with pubic hair to lessen pornography accusations"

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug
Calling this forum topic "Petty wikipedia" is demeaning[1] to those who have important things to say about Wikipedia edits. Wikipedia edits are serious business[2], as demonstrated in Wales vs. Notaatrek and should be removed from this forum. Unless we're OK with just demeaning our community. -- SHarT BLAST69 13:02, 25 Hambonuary 2016 (UTC)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Friginator posted:

Go to the talk page for "Beyonder" (It's some Marvel Comics character/being/thing) and find the thread called "Beyonder Is Omnipotent". Keep in mind, this is a comic book character from the 80s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beyonder

Also, go to the talk page for "Female ejaculation". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Female_ejaculation Now, obviously this is a controversial sexual topic, but come on. How many of these people do you think have experienced, or even SEEN what they're talking about? Here are some great lines:

"Feminism has nothing to do with anything these days."
"Not trying to sound like a voyeur or anything, but since there's a video tape of a male ejaculating on the male ejaculation page, shouldn't some one volunteer to do a taping on the female ejaculation page?"
"an article this big needs a picture. perhaps one with pubic hair to lessen pornography accusations"

You just need to go to the women peeing page to see female ejaculation

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008



Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
So is a "huge foot fetish" a foot fetish that's just really intense, or a fetish for huge feet?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


listing one's fetishes on Wikipedia - everything about it

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Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

BattleMaster posted:

listing one's fetishes on Wikipedia - everything about it

this is me tho

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