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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Look at this jerk, it's like a groundhog was given a vague description of a lobster and decided to make a costume.



No you idiot, that's not what a lobster claw is like.



Just shameful. A clown animal.



Yeah, go crawl in your hole and think about what you've done you evolutionary dead end.

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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


It looks like a sushi :3:

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Also, GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYE

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

jeff smisek posted:

It looks like a sushi :3:

It looks like my willy :3:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

My New Pet.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

jeff smisek posted:

It looks like a sushi :3:

A pink fairy armadillo could get rich as the mascot for a sushi restaurant, but it wouldn't care because animals have no concept of wealth.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Unguided posted:

A pink fairy armadillo could get rich as the mascot for a sushi restaurant, but it wouldn't care because animals have no concept of wealth.

They taught some monkeys how to use money and they started paying each other for sex

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009




EEEEEE

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It looks like my willy :3:

Does your willy also carry leprosy?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hector Beerlioz posted:

They taught some monkeys how to use money and they started paying each other for sex

We evolved too far, really.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
it looks like a pokemon

naem
May 29, 2011

WitchFetish posted:

We evolved too far, really.

That's pretty much still where we are

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

these guys are an engandered species due to teh pet trade how dare u asshoel! *snaps neck*

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
gently caress armadillos. I nailed one with my cr-x like 20 years ago and right before I hit it it rolled up into a ball and it blew the tire and that car never drove true again. 3 alignments and it'd still do a circle if you let go of the wheel.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

criscodisco posted:

gently caress armadillos. I nailed one with my cr-x like 20 years ago and right before I hit it it rolled up into a ball and it blew the tire and that car never drove true again. 3 alignments and it'd still do a circle if you let go of the wheel.

Well the armadillo likely died, so I still think you very out on top in the interaction.

Also, your CR-X is a little bitch. I've murdered countless dogs with my accord with nary a scratch.

www
Aug 4, 2010

what a cutie

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

It looks like my willy :3:

PM me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i would take it out for some nice fancy imported ants and listen to all about its day

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

bossy lady posted:

Does your willy also carry leprosy?

That would mean I have some sort of fault, which is an impossibly

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hector are you my dad be hones with me is your name glen

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crunchy on the outside, chewy within. Get in my mouth you fairy armadildo

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

1redflag posted:

Well the armadillo likely died, so I still think you very out on top in the interaction.

Also, your CR-X is a little bitch. I've murdered countless dogs with my accord with nary a scratch.

But have you ever murdered a heavily armored dog with it?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Celluloid Sam posted:

hector are you my dad be hones with me is your name glen

No, but my godfather is named Glen he lives in Schenectady maybe he is your dad

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID
interior crocodile alligator

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Needs more John Cena.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Unguided posted:

But have you ever murdered a heavily armored dog with it?

Does a choke collar count?

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

naem
May 29, 2011

noooo Nono Nono I nonoooo

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
God I hate this disgusting creature

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I want to enter a pit filled with these things and just flail around gnashing my teeth until all the dumb armadillos lie defeated at my feet

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
*stumbles into thread tripping over a chair*

WAIT HAS ANYONE SAID THAT THE OP IS A PINK FAIRY?????

naem
May 29, 2011

delicious

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Dadachick

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!


pink armadillos will gently caress your poo poo up

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
armadillo? more like armadilLOL what ajoke

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what's the armadillio, yo?

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


ArmaDILDO

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
I think he's fairly cute
















For a clown animal

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

Yes

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I agree with I AM THE TOILET

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