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In the words of Alex Jones, "I never expected Trump charging into a goblin’s nest to not get some goblin vomit and slop and blood on him. I just don’t want to catch him in bed with a goblin. But if he’s in there rolling around hacking em up and he’s got a...goblin guide...y’know...taking him into the cave...I’m not expecting him to not get dirty...especially up to his ankles. I don't want to see him kissing goblins, having political succubus with goblins, I don't want to see him ingratiating goblins..." Alex Jones brought this news to light on June 28. So almost a month later, how many goblins have been hacked up? Would Alex Jones know? What happened in Trump's journey into the goblin tunnels? And how much vomit? HOW. MUCH. VOMIT. I'm just asking questions, here.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 03:59 |
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TedCruz is the Goblin King so does that only count as 1 or is it better than that since he is royalty?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:02 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:05 |
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Maybe you should take a break from goblin that dick, OP.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:53 |
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I got family in TX that is 3rd generation Kobald-American from Bavaria. Ted Cruz passed a whole bunch of laws that say they're not allowed to haunt mines and attack unwary spelunkers. loving racism. #DarkBlueLivesMatter
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 04:57 |
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I saw a mob of alex jones and friends almost lynch a man for asking why his pee pee comes out yellow today.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:04 |
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heh, "Trumplind."
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:16 |
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I wish that mean pee-pee man would have let Alex finish. I wanted to hear about how the Daily Show is a Pentagon weapon program.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:19 |
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Maybe he just didn't want to gently caress dude's wife.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:20 |
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Never knew Alex was an avid AD&D player with heavy racism towards goblins.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:20 |
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Uncanny!
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:21 |
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Dear OP-- please add a poll option for people who think Alex Jones is Bill Hicks pulling a Kaufman. Respectfully yours, Sphinxster
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:27 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Maybe you should take a break from goblin that dick, OP.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:39 |
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If Gobs = establishment republicans, IDK, 7 or so? Whatever #>0, it's worth it to have the reality show guy being a presidential contender. The man is an American hero and everyone should respect the good work he's done this last year of humiliating the most dishonest, corrupt and worthless ppl on the planet.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 05:58 |
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tongue goblin uses spit attack its super gross and childish lmao
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:00 |
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goblin guide is a good magic card this alex jones guy knows whats up
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:02 |
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Do you think goblin his his ((())) for jews?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:08 |
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Alex Jones knows that the Lego movie was trying to tell us something. [img]http://cache.lego.com/r/thehobbit/-/media/franchises/the%20hobbit/products/79010/image1_79010-big.jpg?l.r2=1630165227][/img] Friginator fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jul 23, 2016 |
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Friginator posted:Alex Jones knows that the Lego movie was trying to tell us something.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 07:08 |
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Goblins are just bitch rear end midget orcs. Trash tier monsters. Call me when Trump slays a Daemon or a Void Walker or some poo poo.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 11:39 |
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Excuse me sir, you will find they are called kobolds.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:30 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Goblins are just bitch rear end midget orcs. Trash tier monsters. Call me when Trump slays a Daemon or a Void Walker or some poo poo. Goblins and orcs are same.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:53 |
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Germstore posted:Goblins and orcs are same. Only according to Tolkien, who is a scrub lord who probably never even saw and orc or goblin, let alone a ghoul or gremlin.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:13 |
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Fat Shat Sings posted:TedCruz is the Goblin King so does that only count as 1 or is it better than that since he is royalty? In the original Magic: The Gathering rules Goblin King counted as a lord, but not a goblin, his ability affected all goblins, so if he became one somehow, he would pump himself. In the current rules Goblin King counts as a goblin but his text now says that he only pumps other goblins. I hope this helps.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:21 |
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Have you ever noticed how orcs are all like "Lok-tar ogar," but goblins are all like "time is money, friend?"
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:28 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Only according to Tolkien, who is a scrub lord who probably never even saw and orc or goblin, let alone a ghoul or gremlin. tolkeins fantasy world is full of bullshit i dont know how it became canon 8 foot tall elves? wat?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:59 |
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This rules so hard.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:01 |
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Goblin Lives Matter.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:10 |
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As a goblin man this poo poo is extremely offensive to me
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:12 |
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I do like talking about goblins
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 19:46 |
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alex jones is has lucid rants and is not at all crazy
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 20:41 |
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i am committing political succubus with alex jones right now. i am sorry
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 20:59 |
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someone stop me
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 21:00 |
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checkmate libtards
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 21:09 |
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ewiley posted:checkmate libtards I see the copulation has begun
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 21:10 |
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Tardcore posted:I see the copulation has begun
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