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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Would breathing it in kill you instantly? How flammable would it be? Would the explosion be as equal to a one megaton bomb? Would it be so concentrated that it would collapse into a black hole?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

smell my rear end gbs

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hell Yeah posted:

smell my rear end gbs

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Smell your computer chair and report back

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Probably like rear end

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Don't quote me on that

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

jon joe posted:

Probably like rear end

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
My guess that the smell would be bad, but it would just sort of average out, though the concentration would amplify the smell significantly, and would knock you flat on your feet from the particles quickly dispersing into the air.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

NOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I got you good you fucker

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Salisbury Steak

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Probably about half as bad as your mom's pussy smells, op

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
the ambrosia of the gods

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
only the white male fart porn guy would know

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

let us consult the oracle for the answer

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Just wash all the asses first didn't seem that hard.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Are you including the whole butt or is it going to be a Cronenberg sea of stitched-together holes?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
It would be like that movie where Danny Trejo and Danny Glover team up to smell each others' asses.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





rear end

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
thats gross dude

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
Uranus, the gas giant.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I just ran the data through the computer we use for climate modelling and it says it doesn't know and that I'm banned from the lab.

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
8 billions assholes if allowed to fart even at a leisurely pace would likely push enough fresh air away to kill you.

On a big frac operation we vented a nitrogen tank by accident and pushed all the oxygen out of the wellsite. Had to evacuate and rescue 30ish people. I think 8 billion assholes would generate more methane than 60 cubic metres of liquid nitrogen.

Edit: Hmmm, some reading from credible sources show that there can be up to 1ppm of hydrogen sulphide in a fart. Generally 8ppm for 8 hours is the upper limit for safe work in my industry without a scba (scuba mask basically).

300ppm is the point where it affects your nervous system enough that you can't smell it any more. 800ppm (.08%) will have you dead In 5 minutes.

So, you'd need enough farts to up the h2s concentration to 800ppm, or enough farts where the nitrogen pushes away enough oxygen.

jonathan fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Jul 23, 2016

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
what if everyone in the world ate a bunch of chili dogs and then farted at the exact same time

ImmovableSquid
May 1, 2011
Floss Finder
OP, I checked with the lab guys and go the full report.

Gary said that if you took everyone's rear end smell and combined it on averaged it it smelled kind of... Well he said "Eh" and made a waggling motion with his hands. But then David piped up and asked if we had ever tried, and I've never heard it described like this, but "Stack all the smells" Well, Gary started to vomit and Dale turned bright red and exploded at him! Told David that if he "Didn't pull his poo poo together and stop his hosed up experiments" that he was going to be "Fired faster than that hosed up fart cannon you made last week!"

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Like https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-rear end-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

I'll pay you $20 to chug the whole bottle, OP

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

the great deceiver posted:

what if everyone in the world ate a bunch of chili dogs and then farted at the exact same time

That or wendys. Wendys farts always smell like wendys

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
whatever that water in rio that turns boats brown smells like.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm trnya help but please suck harder, op

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Cosmic Charlie posted:

That or wendys. Wendys farts always smell like wendys

interesting. im not familiar with the wendys variety of farts

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
probably smells like freakin rear end

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
I dunno about y'all but unless I'm sick, my poops smell like a blend of french roast coffee and dark chocolate. Sometimes with a tinge of curry. It's like a free aromatherapy session for whoever comes into the stall after me.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Add my rear end and it will smell amazing

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

criscodisco posted:

Are you including the whole butt or is it going to be a Cronenberg sea of stitched-together holes?

Good question. Within close proximity of the hole, but not "nose pressed up against it" close. About an inch and a half away.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That sounds hot op. :circlefap:

clitical hit
Nov 21, 2015

warm. smelly. right at home.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

ImmovableSquid posted:

OP, I checked with the lab guys and go the full report.

Gary said that if you took everyone's rear end smell and combined it on averaged it it smelled kind of... Well he said "Eh" and made a waggling motion with his hands. But then David piped up and asked if we had ever tried, and I've never heard it described like this, but "Stack all the smells" Well, Gary started to vomit and Dale turned bright red and exploded at him! Told David that if he "Didn't pull his poo poo together and stop his hosed up experiments" that he was going to be "Fired faster than that hosed up fart cannon you made last week!"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

jonathan posted:

Edit: Hmmm, some reading from credible sources show that there can be up to 1ppm of hydrogen sulphide in a fart. Generally 8ppm for 8 hours is the upper limit for safe work in my industry without a scba (scuba mask basically).

300ppm is the point where it affects your nervous system enough that you can't smell it any more. 800ppm (.08%) will have you dead In 5 minutes.

So, you'd need enough farts to up the h2s concentration to 800ppm, or enough farts where the nitrogen pushes away enough oxygen.

Yeah but if the concentration in farts is 1ppm, then adding more farts isn't going to increase the concentration (though you're right, it would displace atmosphere). You're just going to end up with a whole of of gas with 1ppm H2S.

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Yeah but if the concentration in farts is 1ppm, then adding more farts isn't going to increase the concentration (though you're right, it would displace atmosphere). You're just going to end up with a whole of of gas with 1ppm H2S.

Oops, I posted that while falling asleep. You're correct. I'm glad someone took the time to read it.

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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

jonathan posted:

Oops, I posted that while falling asleep. You're correct. I'm glad someone took the time to read it.

I am very serious about farts chemistry.

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