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Would breathing it in kill you instantly? How flammable would it be? Would the explosion be as equal to a one megaton bomb? Would it be so concentrated that it would collapse into a black hole?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:01 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:51 |
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smell my rear end gbs
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:03 |
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Hell Yeah posted:smell my rear end gbs
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:04 |
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Smell your computer chair and report back
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:06 |
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Probably like rear end
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:07 |
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Don't quote me on that
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:08 |
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jon joe posted:Probably like rear end
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:08 |
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My guess that the smell would be bad, but it would just sort of average out, though the concentration would amplify the smell significantly, and would knock you flat on your feet from the particles quickly dispersing into the air.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:08 |
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NOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:09 |
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I got you good you fucker
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:10 |
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Salisbury Steak
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:17 |
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Probably about half as bad as your mom's pussy smells, op
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:19 |
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the ambrosia of the gods
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:28 |
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only the white male fart porn guy would know
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:29 |
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let us consult the oracle for the answer
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:36 |
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Just wash all the asses first didn't seem that hard.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:36 |
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Are you including the whole butt or is it going to be a Cronenberg sea of stitched-together holes?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:38 |
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It would be like that movie where Danny Trejo and Danny Glover team up to smell each others' asses.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:39 |
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rear end
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:39 |
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thats gross dude
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:41 |
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Uranus, the gas giant.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:43 |
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I just ran the data through the computer we use for climate modelling and it says it doesn't know and that I'm banned from the lab.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:44 |
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8 billions assholes if allowed to fart even at a leisurely pace would likely push enough fresh air away to kill you. On a big frac operation we vented a nitrogen tank by accident and pushed all the oxygen out of the wellsite. Had to evacuate and rescue 30ish people. I think 8 billion assholes would generate more methane than 60 cubic metres of liquid nitrogen. Edit: Hmmm, some reading from credible sources show that there can be up to 1ppm of hydrogen sulphide in a fart. Generally 8ppm for 8 hours is the upper limit for safe work in my industry without a scba (scuba mask basically). 300ppm is the point where it affects your nervous system enough that you can't smell it any more. 800ppm (.08%) will have you dead In 5 minutes. So, you'd need enough farts to up the h2s concentration to 800ppm, or enough farts where the nitrogen pushes away enough oxygen. jonathan fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Jul 23, 2016 |
# ? Jul 23, 2016 06:55 |
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what if everyone in the world ate a bunch of chili dogs and then farted at the exact same time
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 08:37 |
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OP, I checked with the lab guys and go the full report. Gary said that if you took everyone's rear end smell and combined it on averaged it it smelled kind of... Well he said "Eh" and made a waggling motion with his hands. But then David piped up and asked if we had ever tried, and I've never heard it described like this, but "Stack all the smells" Well, Gary started to vomit and Dale turned bright red and exploded at him! Told David that if he "Didn't pull his poo poo together and stop his hosed up experiments" that he was going to be "Fired faster than that hosed up fart cannon you made last week!"
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 08:44 |
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Like https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-rear end-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW I'll pay you $20 to chug the whole bottle, OP
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 08:45 |
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the great deceiver posted:what if everyone in the world ate a bunch of chili dogs and then farted at the exact same time That or wendys. Wendys farts always smell like wendys
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 08:46 |
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whatever that water in rio that turns boats brown smells like.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 08:49 |
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I'm trnya help but please suck harder, op
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 08:50 |
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Cosmic Charlie posted:That or wendys. Wendys farts always smell like wendys interesting. im not familiar with the wendys variety of farts
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 09:15 |
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probably smells like freakin rear end
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 10:00 |
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I dunno about y'all but unless I'm sick, my poops smell like a blend of french roast coffee and dark chocolate. Sometimes with a tinge of curry. It's like a free aromatherapy session for whoever comes into the stall after me.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 10:05 |
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Add my rear end and it will smell amazing
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:22 |
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criscodisco posted:Are you including the whole butt or is it going to be a Cronenberg sea of stitched-together holes? Good question. Within close proximity of the hole, but not "nose pressed up against it" close. About an inch and a half away.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:48 |
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That sounds hot op.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:51 |
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warm. smelly. right at home.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 12:59 |
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ImmovableSquid posted:OP, I checked with the lab guys and go the full report.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:06 |
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jonathan posted:Edit: Hmmm, some reading from credible sources show that there can be up to 1ppm of hydrogen sulphide in a fart. Generally 8ppm for 8 hours is the upper limit for safe work in my industry without a scba (scuba mask basically). Yeah but if the concentration in farts is 1ppm, then adding more farts isn't going to increase the concentration (though you're right, it would displace atmosphere). You're just going to end up with a whole of of gas with 1ppm H2S.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:08 |
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Yeah but if the concentration in farts is 1ppm, then adding more farts isn't going to increase the concentration (though you're right, it would displace atmosphere). You're just going to end up with a whole of of gas with 1ppm H2S. Oops, I posted that while falling asleep. You're correct. I'm glad someone took the time to read it.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:57 |
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jonathan posted:Oops, I posted that while falling asleep. You're correct. I'm glad someone took the time to read it. I am very serious about farts chemistry.
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