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She has bipolar disorder and whenever I take a poo poo and stop up the toilet which is like EVERY loving time she flips the gently caress out and basically destroys the house. If I just bring the plunger up there and fix it she starts screaming that there's toilet water everywhere and takes everything out of the bathroom Now whenever I have to poo poo I literally have to get in my car and go poo poo at mcdonalds. A few times when it's been too late and everything was closed I poo poo in the backyard
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:23 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:She has bipolar disorder and whenever I take a poo poo and stop up the toilet which is like EVERY loving time she flips the gently caress out and basically destroys the house. If I just bring the plunger up there and fix it she starts screaming that there's toilet water everywhere and takes everything out of the bathroom you shouldn't talk like that about you dad
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:25 |
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Maybe you should ?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:26 |
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Maybe you should stop making GBS threads on your mom OP.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:31 |
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that sounds like an unfortunate situation, OP you might consider buying a composting toilet and keeping it in your bedroom?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:33 |
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How's your diet
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:53 |
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Flush before using toilet paper i guess
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:55 |
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waffle stomp, the new dance craze thats storming the country
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 13:57 |
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Imagine how your dad feels.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:21 |
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i guess maybe catch the poo poo in ur hands and then throw it out the window into the backyard
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:24 |
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Toadvine posted:How's your diet lovely
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:29 |
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industrial toilets are literally the only way to live
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:30 |
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dont sign your posts op haha
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:45 |
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alternatively: arent toilets supposed to suck? haha itd be a big mess if they BLEW
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:51 |
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one more: this thread is a toilet in that it is a receptacle of human waste primarily in the form of goons and the things they say
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:51 |
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Fix it you useless gently caress.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 14:52 |
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im the hairy butthole
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:00 |
Jerry Cotton posted:Fix it you useless gently caress.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:09 |
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time to start making GBS threads your pants, in keeping with your general demeanor
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:12 |
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Op get a job and maybe you can stop living with mom and poo poo in peace
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:22 |
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how much money is appropriate that i donate to you?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:32 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:She has bipolar disorder and whenever I take a poo poo and stop up the toilet which is like EVERY loving time she flips the gently caress out and basically destroys the house. If I just bring the plunger up there and fix it she starts screaming that there's toilet water everywhere and takes everything out of the bathroom Still sounds better than pooping on a round toilet with nowhere to put my massive cock and balls.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:49 |
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op you shoulud consider an opiate addiction, constant constipation will greatly reduce the frequency of these incidents
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 15:54 |
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You could just replace the toilet. They're not that expensive. Just be sure to buy a replacement wax ring when you're buying the toilet, a and when you pull the old one off flush once after you turn off the water to drain the tank, and have a bucket ready to catch the water in the p-trap. It's a two-man job though.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:15 |
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Been there, OP. Things got better for me, though. I'd like to say things will get better for you, but I can't say for certain.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:18 |
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Eat more fiber and you will poo poo more often and not clog the toilet
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:20 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Fix it you useless gently caress. As I get older, i've realized that if I fix things despite my family's objections, our quality of life is generally improved regardles. So I change (or fix) what I want whenever the gently caress I want, with them yelling at me as I do it. It's a thankless job, but I'm the hero my family needs, not the one they deserve.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:51 |
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If you just kept the plunger in the bathroom she'd never know
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:53 |
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I'm sure there's a metaphor here about how you are the turd, and the free flowing good times that your mom could be having are being stifled (clogged) by her turd son.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:58 |
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I actually just installed a new toilet. It's the American Standard CHAMPION. The sign at Home Depot says it will flush a BUCKET OF GOLF BALLS. That's loving awesome.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:00 |
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Airborne Viking posted:As I get older, i've realized that if I fix things despite my family's objections, our quality of life is generally improved regardles. Congratitutions, Batman.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:08 |
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bleep.bloop posted:You could just replace the toilet. They're not that expensive. Just be sure to buy a replacement wax ring when you're buying the toilet, a and when you pull the old one off flush once after you turn off the water to drain the tank, and have a bucket ready to catch the water in the p-trap. its a one man job actually. its not hard to replace a toilet at all. OP is lazy gently caress retard bitch boy
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:09 |
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bef posted:its a one man job actually. its not hard to replace a toilet at all. OP is lazy gently caress retard bitch boy I agree, but I don't want him to have a way to remain in denial regarding his unfortunate life choices and how they play into his well-being.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:11 |
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you're right. OP take the Saturday to go Toilet shopping with your mom and have a good bonding experience putting a brand new shitter in your bathroom
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:13 |
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Same OP. Except the seat is loose and my butt is sliding all over the toilet.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:13 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Fix it you useless gently caress.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:15 |
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I forgot to ask. My brother-in-law (who was born/raised around perfectly working plumbing) is bipolar and doesn't believe in running water so he wipes his rear end and throws all the lovely paper in the trashcan as if he were Mexican. Does your mom do this too?
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:16 |
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The toilet isn't the only thing that sucks at your mom's house.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:34 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I forgot to ask. My brother-in-law (who was born/raised around perfectly working plumbing) is bipolar and doesn't believe in running water so he wipes his rear end and throws all the lovely paper in the trashcan as if he were Mexican. Does your mom do this too? how do you not 'believe' in running water? if that fucker put poo poo paper in the trash can at my house he'd be taking it with him when he left.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:40 |
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PromethiumX posted:how do you not 'believe' in running water? the same way you believe in chemtrails, man
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