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JC Penny has launched a fabulous new video that has really opened my eyes, and I want to share their inspirational message with my fellow goons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJlvtCzJPaQ Things I learned. The video opens big by letting us know that being a able to fit through human doors, and the ability to walk 10 feet without supplemental oxygen has no baring on a persons happiness. It then drops a truth bomb that blew my mind. Being a glutinous immobile Crisco shaped blob isn't the problem. Its societies fault for not treating these women like the rotund ham stuffed goddesses they truly are. Just because a 700lb woman paints a bulls eye on her rear end by wearing pastels, dying her hair bright purple, and looking like Barney in the middle of a sex change it does not give you the right to make her a target! Even if you look like someone stuck your head on a baby hippos body you can still be surprisingly flexible. If a disturbingly obese woman tells you she is beautiful, and healthy you have to accept that, or you are wrong and a monster. Fat girls can do normal human activities, and this is an amazing achievement because they are totally just a pretty, and healthy as the rest of us. It takes a massive amount of bravery to rock climb after being fat shamed for falling off the wall and crushing a family of four last time you tried. Get back up there, and GO GIRL! They aren't trying to hide, not that they could if they wanted to. Their radiant folds would come oozing out from behind even the roundest of trees. You can't ignore them, because even if you are able to block out the fleshy ball of viscera taking up 80% of the room they are going to be loud and brightly colored too. Fat chicks can feel good no matter how lovely they really feel on the inside. Its really just society that is doing this to them. So to wrap up. Delusion is greater than reality. If you don't like your reality pretend it doesn't exist, because anything is a better option than self control, moderation, and exercise. BIG LOUD AND PROUD HarlanHell fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jul 23, 2016 |
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Sorry you can't find a big lady to love you, OP.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:44 |
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Shut the gently caress up OP
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:48 |
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Your ablist fat-shaming will not stand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:48 |
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criscodisco posted:Sorry you can't find a big lady to love you, OP. Well I'm hoping that by starting this white knight thread I can finally sweep one of these blubbery beauties off of her gout ridden feet.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:49 |
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gout is cool
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:52 |
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why did you watch the video
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:52 |
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plz save lowtax the bandwith and just go sit in the walmart parking lot hollerin your head off at passerbys
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:53 |
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Shaquin posted:why did you watch the video It was an ad that played automatically, and was unskippable. I really just wanted to see Norm MacDonald do stand up. Thankfully I paid attention, and was enlighten to the plight of pudgy princesses.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 16:57 |
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Once again, sizeism rears its ugly head.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njRZrpTQ0fs&t=87s
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:08 |
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"would my life be better if I were thinner? ...no " I closed the video I refuse to watch it
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:11 |
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I'm the company that decided to tell everyone not to make fat women feel fat while the police are shooting black people for no reason.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:26 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:36 |
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Its really scary that this is the cheating "Myspace" fat girl pose.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:38 |
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Rock you like a hurricane! #Scorpions #areyoureadybaby
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:40 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 17:42 |
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du -hast posted:Shut the gently caress up OP
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUCjJphE-0 SO #HEREIAM
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:15 |
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#ThereIGo
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:27 |
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#HereIAm #NearTheHam
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:30 |
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why is gbs obsessed with fat people eating ham? Ham is one of the lowest calorie meats that exist. A pound of smoked ham can have like less than 500 calories.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:37 |
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#rockmelikeahurricane
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:41 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:why is gbs obsessed with fat people eating ham? Ham is one of the lowest calorie meats that exist. A pound of smoked ham can have like less than 500 calories. It is haram.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:44 |
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HarlanHell posted:Its really scary that this is the cheating "Myspace" fat girl pose. ya i know...not only uglier than the devils rear end but she's crazier than hell as well! http://www.xojane.com/relationships/im-going-back-to-therapy-and-maybe-you-should-too
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:why is gbs obsessed with fat people eating ham? Ham is one of the lowest calorie meats that exist. A pound of smoked ham can have like less than 500 calories. ham rhymes with am please refer to the works of geisel, theodore et. al
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:44 |
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HarlanHell posted:JC Penny has launched a fabulous new video that has really opened my eyes, and I want to share their inspirational message with my fellow goons. A million unfunny words written by a retarded sack of poo poo, nice one op
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:46 |
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Op is pissed he can't get any girls with more cushion for the pushin'
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 18:51 |
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PinkoBastard posted:A million unfunny words written by a retarded sack of poo poo The SomethingAwful motto.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 19:05 |
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Fat chix having self-esteem? On my land? o_O no thx
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 19:29 |
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i like that posted:Fat chix having self-esteem? a few weeks ago i went into a jc penny for the first time in many years. it was real sad. racks and racks of discount / clearance. all of their shirts were polyester blends. the air had a palpable miasma of depression. if fat chix are gonna get self-esteem, they're not gonna find it at penny's
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 19:38 |
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Everyone knows self-esteem is only found in an empty pizza box.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 19:42 |
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It's like, omg you fat, who cares? Fuckin go on a diet or eat more I don't give a poo poo.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 20:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTp31Kkbaic&t=12s
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 20:46 |
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Uncertain if I should misdirect my rage at fat women or OP.
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 20:49 |
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#hereiam ain't got a dick got a chicken noodle can
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# ? Jul 23, 2016 20:58 |
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du -hast posted:Shut the gently caress up OP
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HarlanHell posted:JC Penny has launched a fabulous new video that has really opened my eyes, and I want to share their inspirational message with my fellow goons. Wow. That is extremely thoughtful and provocative. It is full of eloquent and effective arguments and not at all the product of mental illness.
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